Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 I also agree that the FZM thing is overrated, especially considering Marney did that in every one of her posts only a couple months later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 So are we pretty much agreed that Jingus cussing a little bit in the cussing folder (Confidential to RickyChosyu: YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S MOUTH) is infinitely preferable to Chris Coey (tee hee!) foghorn leghorning his way through the puro folder with HEY SON THIS IS WHAT A DICK LOOKS LIKE, LET ME AH SAY LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SUCK IT? Because if not, you people are so fucking fired. FIRED BEYOND BELIEF. Whining that Jingus is uncouth for issuing a single demand for respect when HEY KIDS GET IN LINE AND HONOR MY IMMENSITY is happening right down the block in page after page of puro horror and on its own shitty, shitty website goes above and beyond the call of asinine, and don't think some of you queerbabies hadn't set the bar pretty goddamn high already. jubuki: I AM SWOLLEN WITH WRESTLING KNOWLEDGE, COME AND MARVEL AT ME jingus: differing opinion over here jubuki: WAY TO THROW YOUR RING EXPERIENCE IN OUR FACES, DUMBASS jingus: uh... jubuki: LESS YOU, MORE ME AND YOU MARVELLING AT ME. ALSO YOU'RE ALL POSTING INCORRECTLY, PLEASE DIG UP THE THREADS FROM SIX MONTHS AGO WHERE I STATED THE DEFINITIVE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HURGLE GURGLE CHOKING ON MY OWN IMPORTANCE. Jesus, fine. Your mastery is established, swami prabhupada. Now if you'd kindly explain how working for a wrestling promotion is "the biggest kind of markdom"? Because I've been pondering that shit for three days now and it's just not coming together. Or rather, the suggestion that you're jealous as all hell of the opportunity Jingus has made for himself does emerge, but I'm sure you've got a more enlightened explication of how someone liking what they do for a living makes them the subject of a Morrissey song; and speaking of which, could your taste in everything under the sun possibly get any gayer? Also curious how you're rationalizing being OMG TOO SMART to lower yourself to participation in the wrestling industry while simultaneously proclaiming yourself lord god king savior of all things puro, but I'd frankly rather not have you looming and puffing and waggling your enormous cranium at me while being browbeaten with the answer, so fucking forget it. Just try instead to work getting stabbed with AIDSY needles into your busy schedule of condescending and patronizing, and I promise to light a candle with the kanji for BLOWHARD inscribed on it for every anniversary of your death, you ridiculously overbearing ass. When you think the flames on this board can't get any worse... What is this shit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted November 11, 2002 When you think the flames on this board can't get any worse... What is this shit? I like stuff. Do U like stuff, 2? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KoR Fungus Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Bah FK Teale is always a good read. Not his best work, but still damn good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 That was better. Remember people, quality over quantity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 When you think the flames on this board can't get any worse... What is this shit? I like stuff. Do U like stuff, 2? I have no idea why, but I'm seriously still laughing at this post. I don't get it, but its hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted November 11, 2002 That was better. Remember people, quality over quantity. Yeah, it was good. Remember when it made you cry? I didn't realize what a dripping cunt you were at the time, and I actually felt bad. SILLY~! me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Don't give yourself so much credit there, stud... I acted like that so I could bitch at Patrick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Ooh, stud, eh? You want my man seed, don't you. Let Spoon have sloppy seconds; you shall be mine FIRST. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 What about all those girls you fuck in college, though? I'm not good enough for you... ugly, icky, fat Leena is not worthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted November 11, 2002 There's enough of my seed to go around. Those girls can wait! You, however, need the Inc Ride. Yes, you do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 11, 2002 See, this is more my preference, back and forth one-liners. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Hey... I'm an asshole too! Can I get a piece of the pie if you're just handing 'em out to anyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 You have to come to Washington with us, evenflow... and be prepared to fight with Kotz for the right to get some action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Washington? I can't even afford food and Chanukah presents... how am I supposed to get a plane ticket to Washington? Can't you guys come over here? I mean what's in Washington anyway... we've got the SANTA CRUZ BEACH BOARDWALK~!, the PORTER CAVES~!, the COLLEGE 9/10 L33T DINING HALL~!, and the KRESGE NAKED MAN~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted November 11, 2002 You have to come to Washington with us, evenflow... and be prepared to fight with Kotz for the right to get some action. That is so sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 How so, Josh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Because there's no SANTA CRUZ BEACH BOARDWALK~!, PORTER CAVES~!, COLLEGE 9/10 L33T DINING HALL~!, or KRESGE NAKED MAN~! in Washington. That's the only thing I can think of. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 11, 2002 You have to come to Washington with us, evenflow... and be prepared to fight with Kotz for the right to get some action. Would they REALLY have to fight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Probably not, because I think they're shy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted November 11, 2002 So are we pretty much agreed that Jingus cussing a little bit in the cussing folder (Confidential to RickyChosyu: YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S MOUTH) is infinitely preferable to Chris Coey (tee hee!) foghorn leghorning his way through the puro folder with HEY SON THIS IS WHAT A DICK LOOKS LIKE, LET ME AH SAY LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO SUCK IT? Because if not, you people are so fucking fired. FIRED BEYOND BELIEF. Whining that Jingus is uncouth for issuing a single demand for respect when HEY KIDS GET IN LINE AND HONOR MY IMMENSITY is happening right down the block in page after page of puro horror and on its own shitty, shitty website goes above and beyond the call of asinine, and don't think some of you queerbabies hadn't set the bar pretty goddamn high already. jubuki: I AM SWOLLEN WITH WRESTLING KNOWLEDGE, COME AND MARVEL AT ME jingus: differing opinion over here jubuki: WAY TO THROW YOUR RING EXPERIENCE IN OUR FACES, DUMBASS jingus: uh... jubuki: LESS YOU, MORE ME AND YOU MARVELLING AT ME. ALSO YOU'RE ALL POSTING INCORRECTLY, PLEASE DIG UP THE THREADS FROM SIX MONTHS AGO WHERE I STATED THE DEFINITIVE ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS HURGLE GURGLE CHOKING ON MY OWN IMPORTANCE. Jesus, fine. Your mastery is established, swami prabhupada. Now if you'd kindly explain how working for a wrestling promotion is "the biggest kind of markdom"? Because I've been pondering that shit for three days now and it's just not coming together. Or rather, the suggestion that you're jealous as all hell of the opportunity Jingus has made for himself does emerge, but I'm sure you've got a more enlightened explication of how someone liking what they do for a living makes them the subject of a Morrissey song; and speaking of which, could your taste in everything under the sun possibly get any gayer? Also curious how you're rationalizing being OMG TOO SMART to lower yourself to participation in the wrestling industry while simultaneously proclaiming yourself lord god king savior of all things puro, but I'd frankly rather not have you looming and puffing and waggling your enormous cranium at me while being browbeaten with the answer, so fucking forget it. Just try instead to work getting stabbed with AIDSY needles into your busy schedule of condescending and patronizing, and I promise to light a candle with the kanji for BLOWHARD inscribed on it for every anniversary of your death, you ridiculously overbearing ass. Wow Jingus- Why don't you just fight your own battles instead of becoming more of a pathetic loser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Probably not, because I think they're shy. It's true, unless Alina was physically demanding anything from me in real life, if I ever met her I'd probably just say hello and maybe (MAYBE!) join in on a conversation if she started it. Being shy sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Bob, how does that make him more of a pathetic loser? He already wanted the thread to die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted November 11, 2002 Cause he had one of his friends do his dirty work for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 11, 2002 and you know he had FK do it for him because... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 11, 2002 If I had FK in my corner, I wouldn't fight my battles either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 11, 2002 If I can ask Bob why are you all of a sudden so against Jingus? Jingus is a great guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 11, 2002 wow...that post was brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted November 11, 2002 CWM- I heard from different people. This whole thing has just bothered me for some reason. It seemed like to me he was egging them on in the Puro folder and then got pissy when he wasn't winning the argument and then started this whole thing. I think starting a post where he called someone out and then threatened them and not responding since them is a bit i don't know- it just seems wrong to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted November 11, 2002 I see. I didn't see it as baiting in puro but I understand how you feel. I think the banning part was too far also. I think Jingus may be a little embarresed about his behavior but that's pure speculation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
