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Guest bob_barron
Posted

Wow- I have 5000 posts.

 

I know about two were intelligent, six were funny and the 4992 were about why Regal is God but still I think it's a milestone even though I know no one cares.

 

I'd like to dedicate this monumental achievement to the following:

William Regal

Goldust

the WWE for doing Goldust v. Regal on HEAT

the referees who conspired against William Regal giving me something to bitch about

The Queen for whom Regal keeps a picture of

The Dutchess of Queensbury

Sir William

Earl Robert Eaton

Squire Dave Taylor

The Regal wave

 

and anyone else who helped Regal along his career but because without the godliness of Regal- I would only have like 6 posts.

 

For those who are wondering my 5000th post was-

are the two magic words you're referring to- only and the??

Guest treble charged
Posted

Don't forget the posts that were in a mangled form of french.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Yes it was-

 

When I welcomed EL DANDY~! into the Canadian Alliance.

 

How SWANK!~ was that?

Guest bob_barron
Posted
Don't forget the posts that were in a mangled form of french.

Hé!!! C'est un fil au sujet de mon greatness non mon manque de justesse

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Wow- I have 5000 posts.

 

I know about two were intelligent, six were funny...

Either your math is off, or you're giving yourself WAY too much credit here :P

Guest bob_barron
Posted

:lays out evenflow with the power of the punch:

Guest T®ITEC
Posted

::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

No props to Maura Tierney/Lisa Miller?

 

Or, in the very least, Bill McNeil?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I don't know who this Bill McNeil but I would also like to acknowledge Bill McNeal who without his greatness, godliness and overall reeking of awesomeness- the NewsRadio thread would not have been done.

 

Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

Guest bob_barron
Posted
::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

::lays out TRITEC with THE GAY SLAP OF DEATH!~::

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

::lays out TRITEC with THE GAY SLAP OF DEATH!~::

You should call it the PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

 

Anyway Congratulations or whatever.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

It's actually the patented JOHN CENA GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

 

::smashes photo of George "Goober" Lindsay over TRITEC's head::

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
It's actually the patented JOHN CENA GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

I know that's where it came from, but THE PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~! is funnier.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Hmmm I guess it's better to be funny then correct.

 

THE PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted
Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

I thought Dave in a dress did that for ya....

Guest T®ITEC
Posted
Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

I thought Dave in a dress did that for ya....

Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's perfectly normal, up there in Wisconsin.

 

Hey Bob... I love cheese!

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

Congratulations to you, Bob, on making 5000 posts. Where would any teen show thread be without Bob's trademark "Paging Zack Malibu" posts?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Zack-

I'd wear the blue one cause they match your eyes.

 

Spaceman-

He did kinda look like a women but a Dave sex look does not turn me on. A Lisa sex look most certainly does

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

Congratulations to the only poster on this board who looks like or is Frankie Muniz.

 

 

And where's the Tina Fey love?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

I figure being a member of the Real Kliq is enough but I'd like to thank Tina Fey for whose three hugs caused me to have self esteem to be able to post at a message board.

 

Thank you Tina

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted
Zack-

I'd wear the blue eyes cause they match your eyes.

LOL!

 

That line will nevet get old...long live the Chess Match episode!

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