Oh my god- I have 5000 posts

[Guest bob_barron]

Wow- I have 5000 posts.

 

I know about two were intelligent, six were funny and the 4992 were about why Regal is God but still I think it's a milestone even though I know no one cares.

 

I'd like to dedicate this monumental achievement to the following:

William Regal

Goldust

the WWE for doing Goldust v. Regal on HEAT

the referees who conspired against William Regal giving me something to bitch about

The Queen for whom Regal keeps a picture of

The Dutchess of Queensbury

Sir William

Earl Robert Eaton

Squire Dave Taylor

The Regal wave

 

and anyone else who helped Regal along his career but because without the godliness of Regal- I would only have like 6 posts.

 

For those who are wondering my 5000th post was-

are the two magic words you're referring to- only and the??

[EL DANDY~! 0]

HEY HEY HEY! I know ONE of those posts was directed at me...

[Guest treble charged]

Don't forget the posts that were in a mangled form of french.

[Guest bob_barron]

Yes it was-

 

When I welcomed EL DANDY~! into the Canadian Alliance.

 

How SWANK!~ was that?

[Guest bob_barron]

Don't forget the posts that were in a mangled form of french.

Hé!!! C'est un fil au sujet de mon greatness non mon manque de justesse

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow- I have 5000 posts.

 

I know about two were intelligent, six were funny...

Either your math is off, or you're giving yourself WAY too much credit here

[Guest bob_barron]

:lays out evenflow with the power of the punch:

[Guest T®ITEC]

::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

No props to Maura Tierney/Lisa Miller?

 

Or, in the very least, Bill McNeil?

[Guest bob_barron]

I don't know who this Bill McNeil but I would also like to acknowledge Bill McNeal who without his greatness, godliness and overall reeking of awesomeness- the NewsRadio thread would not have been done.

 

Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

[Guest bob_barron]

::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

::lays out TRITEC with THE GAY SLAP OF DEATH!~::

[Guest T®ITEC]

::Throws a WNYX coffee cup at Bob's head::

[Guest LooseCannon]

::gores Bob Barron::

 

Congratulations, Jackass!

 

::wink::

::lays out TRITEC with THE GAY SLAP OF DEATH!~::

You should call it the PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

 

Anyway Congratulations or whatever.

[Guest bob_barron]

It's actually the patented JOHN CENA GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

 

::smashes photo of George "Goober" Lindsay over TRITEC's head::

[Guest LooseCannon]

It's actually the patented JOHN CENA GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

I know that's where it came from, but THE PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~! is funnier.

[Guest bob_barron]

Hmmm I guess it's better to be funny then correct.

 

THE PATENTED BOB BARRON GAY SLAP OF DEATH~!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

I thought Dave in a dress did that for ya....

[Guest T®ITEC]

Lisa Miller made it harder for me to 5000 posts because there were times when I could've been posting that I was busy thinking of Lisa and her SEX LOOKS OF EROTICA!

I thought Dave in a dress did that for ya....

Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's perfectly normal, up there in Wisconsin.

 

Hey Bob... I love cheese!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Congratulations to you, Bob, on making 5000 posts. Where would any teen show thread be without Bob's trademark "Paging Zack Malibu" posts?

[Guest bob_barron]

Zack-

I'd wear the blue one cause they match your eyes.

 

Spaceman-

He did kinda look like a women but a Dave sex look does not turn me on. A Lisa sex look most certainly does

[Guest crandamaniac]

Congratulations to the only poster on this board who looks like or is Frankie Muniz.

 

 

And where's the Tina Fey love?

[Guest bob_barron]

I figure being a member of the Real Kliq is enough but I'd like to thank Tina Fey for whose three hugs caused me to have self esteem to be able to post at a message board.

 

Thank you Tina

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack-

I'd wear the blue eyes cause they match your eyes.

LOL!

 

That line will nevet get old...long live the Chess Match episode!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

5000? Not bad. Not Bad At All.