I am done with my rant.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Two words (one of which is sure to be spelled wrong):

 

PAPER MACHE

 

 

Back off of your topic:

 

I had to make a couple video projects in high school too.

 

The first was a 6 minute video of Macbeth done with a tabloid journalism slant. It took 6 hours to shoot and came out like shit. I didn't get to film that because my prick friend wouldn't let anyone hold daddy's camera. Wrote the script though.

 

Then we had to do a public service announcement so we did Fetal Alcohal Syndrome. It was real sweet showing a hand pouring out a beer bottle while I read some fact about the disease. Then I panned down to show it was being poured into a baby bottle. It must have been good because I saw a real PSA a year or so later that was pretty identical. Fuckers.

 

The last one was a commercial for AP economics. That won ruled all. It was about a new brand of comic, and I got the comic guy to actually be in it too. I got a standing O from the smart kids (Who I hated) because it was so funny. Then the fuckwad teacher gave me a B minus despite laughing through the thing. He said I failed to advertise the product. I bet people still remember that commercial. That's advertising. But...those who can't teach.

 

There. Thread officialy turned.

[Guest B-X]

My god you are the biggest moron here.  Damn take some pills to get that estrogen level down and maybe you'll relax some.  If you ever get a girl, you'll drive her insane with your whining, bitching, and moaning.  But remember the key word is IF you get a girl

 

Fucking idiot

You really are the smart one here aren't you? I have never said if I was male or female, married or single. So by you saying what you did, really makes you look stupid because you know nothing about me except I do call it like I see it.

It doesnt matter that you havent "told us your gender".

 

You are acting like you have a big sore infected VAGINA, weather you actually possess a vagina is irrelevant.

 

That being said, TAKE SOME PILLS, Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms. Vagina.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Jeez, kid, keep up the shit. This whole Steven Richards "In the name of the boooooooooard" thing is a gimmick poster concept I never thought anybody on here would've come up with, so congrats. And kudos on the Michaels sig, I'm a huge mark.

 

And +1. Procrastination = (Y)

[Guest Kingpk]

How about just a bunch of monkey puppets with pipe cleaners attached to them?

[Guest B-X]

Here you go dootch.

 

 

Thats about as low budget as you can get.

[Guest thesmartmark]

Well at least there is one smart person on this board that recognizes greatness when he/she sees it.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::looks around::

 

Hmm, I'm assuming that's me.

 

::changes nick to thesmartmarkv2.0::

 

Listen to him, gents, he's got the right idea.

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

Awesome. I can just hold that in front of the camera!

[Guest thesmartmark]

As bad as I hate to admit it, it's a losing battle. No one wants to hear the truth around here. The just want to live in their magical happy land where there is absolutly nothing wrong with their little on-line world.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

PAPER MACHE!!!!!!

 

Or go to Anaheim and get a bunch of rally monkey dolls.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I am completely hearing your point, thesmartmark. What these people don't realize is that while they watch their cheery internet world through shades of gold and silver and pink, acting happy about how it is, it's really a deep shade of blood red and spermicide... uh, whatever color spermicide is, because that is what this board is turning into - blood and spermicide.

 

Listen to thesmartmark. It's for your own good.

[Guest B-X]

Dude, I wouldnt go to Aneheim if Melissa Milano were waiting there with open arms and open legs.

 

I doubt Dootch would go for a fucking toy.

[Guest thesmartmark]

I really don't know if your being sarcastic or not but I do know that at least you are being funn as hell.

[Guest LooseCannon]

There's nothing funny about hell.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

LooseCannon, you are a prime example of everything that is wrong about this board. You speak of whipping out your johnson and pissing all over this hellhole and ADMITTING that this is a hell hole, yet you do nothing about it. And you know what they say, Loose Cannon - if you're not part of the solution, well then, you are part of the pollution.

[Guest B-X]

Except THE SINNERS getting poked with tiny pitchforks.

 

Teeheheheh.

[Guest thesmartmark]

LooseCannon, you are a prime example of everything that is wrong about this board. You speak of whipping out your johnson and pissing all over this hellhole and ADMITTING that this is a hell hole, yet you do nothing about it. And you know what they say, Loose Cannon - if you're not part of the solution, well then, you are part of the pollution.

He's scared that these stupid idiots will turn his threads into a stupid rant about monkeys. When I on the other hand am brave enough to take that chance!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

LooseCannon, you are a prime example of everything that is wrong about this board. You speak of whipping out your johnson and pissing all over this hellhole and ADMITTING that this is a hell hole, yet you do nothing about it. And you know what they say, Loose Cannon - if you're not part of the solution, well then, you are part of the pollution.

That sounded like one of those Captain Planet messages...

 

:::: shivers ::::

[Guest thesmartmark]

OH MY GOD!!! APO said something funny. I gues that I am doing some good.

[Guest B-X]

He's scared that these stupid idiots will turn his threads into a stupid rant about monkeys. When I on the other hand am brave enough to take that chance!

Rant? When wre we ranting? Me thinks you are totally ignorant as to the meanign of "rant"

 

rant  

v. rant·ed, rant·ing, rants

v. intr.

To speak or write in a angry or violent manner; rave.

 

v. tr.

To utter or express with violence or extravagance: a dictator who ranted his vitriol onto a captive audience.

 

n.

Violent or extravagant speech or writing.

A speech or piece of writing that incites anger or violence: “The vast majority [of teenagers logged onto the Internet] did not encounter recipes for pipe bombs or deranged rants about white supremacy” (Daniel Okrent).

Chiefly British. Wild or uproarious merriment.

 

I think the wrd you are looking for is "discussion".

[Guest LooseCannon]

LooseCannon, you are a prime example of everything that is wrong about this board. You speak of whipping out your johnson and pissing all over this hellhole and ADMITTING that this is a hell hole, yet you do nothing about it. And you know what they say, Loose Cannon - if you're not part of the solution, well then, you are part of the pollution.

Yes, this board is a hellhole, and there shall be pissing upon it from my whipped out Johnson, but to suggest that I am part of the problem is not only wrong, not only irreponsible, but DANGEROUS~! as well. Do you even read my posts? Has not the absolute genius in every single one of them impacted you in a positive way? Like Ric Flair, I'm the best thing going on this board. So before you get hurt, I'd suggest you rethink your position that I'm a prime example of what is wrong with this board. I am the prime example of what every poster around here should aspire to. Especially you.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"papier-mache"

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

How dare you insinuate that I, Mike Van Siclen, could possibly even a tenth of a tenth of what is wrong with this board. You are not dangerous, you are simply a loose cannon. This does not make you dangerous. This makes you a loose cannon. Tell me, do you have a cannonball in your cannon? For then you would be dangerous. As it stands now, you are nothing more than the Crash Holly of this board - you have skills, but nobody cares because you are being buried. I implore you to join us, LooseCannon, for then you really would be an example of what every poster here should aspire to.

[Guest thesmartmark]

Actually Loose you have some good points. Why don't you just help us in our crusade to clean this place up. I say anytime you see a thread that doesn't belong, PM a administrator, because we know the mods don't care, and tell them it should be moved. We need all the help we can get!

[Guest LooseCannon]

Yes, the Crash Holly of this board will join you in your crusade to make this a better place.

 

::offers handshake::

 

::superkicks Van Siclen and thesmartmark::

 

OMG SWERVE~!

[Guest crandamaniac]

Anybody else getting a weird Jonestown vibe from Mike and TSM?

 

 

*anxiously awaits the kool-aid shots*

[Guest B-X]

I'll be shocked.... SHOCKED... if TSM gets that.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Crandamaniac, I will hold back judgment on you simply for your Dude Love avatar. However, if this ever changes, may the insults be thrown.

[Guest thesmartmark]

I'll be shocked.... SHOCKED... if TSM gets that.

Never insult my intelligence. I have more education in my little finger then most people have anywhere on this board.

[Guest LooseCannon]

I AM the most well-educated person on the board.