Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Well, I'm not leaving if that's what you're wondering. Been far too much of that going on recently as it is. No, I just meant that I am in one foul pisser of a mood, and would like to be cheered up. Thus the thread. Those who make me smile will be pushed to the moon. Those who fail to will not leave Earth's orbit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 14, 2002 EDIT: THE INFORMATION HAS BEEN RECIEVED! THE EVIDENCE MUST BE DESTROYED! S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Beauty guys. Beauty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 14, 2002 We try. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Suicide King, in order to cheer you up, let me just remind you that somewhere, someone's really, really wishing they were you. Tom points at Judge Mental and coughs loudly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Beat up someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Well if it would make you feel any better, you could always slap me around like Judge does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Powerplay Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Well if it would make you feel any better, you could always slap me around like Judge does. *Judge gives Johnny a slap* It's always fun! And get in chat, Johnny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted November 14, 2002 *slaps Johnny* S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBostonStrangler Report post Posted November 14, 2002 *paints a clown face on King* THERE'S a smile! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted November 14, 2002 I like where I live. But it's not as great as the living paradise, right over there, in DAYTON, OHIO! *thumbs up, cheap pop* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ash Ketchum Report post Posted November 14, 2002 A song or two in honor of the greatest wrestler alive: ------------------------------ Suicide King, Suicide King He's the heel with all the bling Strikes down hosses, any size, Squashes jobbers just like flies Look Out! Here comes Suicide King!!! Is he strong? Listen bud, He's got super evil blood. Can he fly through the air? Take a look right up there Hey, there There goes Suicide King!!! In the chill of night At the scene of a crime Like a streak of light He gets away just in time. Suicide King, Suicide King Super smart heel, Suicide King Wealth and fame He's acquired Many wrestlers has he retired To him, life is a great big bang up Whenever there's a hang up You'll find Suicide King!!!! -------- -------- Here he comes Her comes Suicide King He's a demon in the ring He's a demon and he's gonna be beatin' up someone. He's kickin' your ass so you better stay a while. He's busy settin' up a powerful Joker's Wild. And when the odds are against him And there's dangerous work to do You bet your life Suicide King Will see it through. Go Suicide King Go Suicide King Go Suicide King, Go! He's off and flyin' as he jumps from the top rope He's crushing the guy like he's gonna kill him, you dope Victory's waitin' just ahead. Go Suicide King Go Suicide King Go Suicide King, Gooooooooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Umm, no... Bad, Ash! Bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Report post Posted November 14, 2002 The Speed Racer song has never been so brilliantly covered. Ash, if that doesn't do the job, we should all flee in terror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted November 14, 2002 Ash also wrote me a cover of "Shaft" while I was at Rudy Giuliani last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 14, 2002 ::applauds:: Excellent jobs all. Nice work Ash, believe it or not I was actually touched by those songs. You may all bask in my favor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites