Has the Suicide King lost his smile?

[Guest Suicide King]

Well, I'm not leaving if that's what you're wondering. Been far too much of that going on recently as it is.

 

No, I just meant that I am in one foul pisser of a mood, and would like to be cheered up. Thus the thread.

 

Those who make me smile will be pushed to the moon. Those who fail to will not leave Earth's orbit.

[Guest Kibagami]

EDIT: THE INFORMATION HAS BEEN RECIEVED! THE EVIDENCE MUST BE DESTROYED!

 

S.

[Guest Suicide King]

Beauty guys. Beauty.

[Guest Kibagami]

We try.

 

S.

[Guest Ace309]

Suicide King, in order to cheer you up, let me just remind you that somewhere, someone's really, really wishing they were you.

 

Tom points at Judge Mental and coughs loudly.

[Guest crusen86]

Beat up someone.

[Secret Agent 0]

Well if it would make you feel any better, you could always slap me around like Judge does.

[Guest Powerplay]

Well if it would make you feel any better, you could always slap me around like Judge does.

*Judge gives Johnny a slap* It's always fun! And get in chat, Johnny.

[Guest Kibagami]

*slaps Johnny*

 

S.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

*paints a clown face on King*

 

THERE'S a smile!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

I like where I live.

 

But it's not as great as the living paradise, right over there, in DAYTON, OHIO! *thumbs up, cheap pop*

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

A song or two in honor of the greatest wrestler alive:

 

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Suicide King, Suicide King

He's the heel with all the bling

Strikes down hosses, any size,

Squashes jobbers just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes Suicide King!!!

 

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got super evil blood.

Can he fly through the air?

Take a look right up there

Hey, there

There goes Suicide King!!!

 

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He gets away just in time.

 

Suicide King, Suicide King

Super smart heel, Suicide King

Wealth and fame

He's acquired

Many wrestlers has he retired

 

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find Suicide King!!!!

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Here he comes

Her comes Suicide King

He's a demon in the ring

He's a demon and he's gonna be beatin' up someone.

 

He's kickin' your ass so you better stay a while.

He's busy settin' up a powerful Joker's Wild.

 

And when the odds are against him

And there's dangerous work to do

You bet your life Suicide King

Will see it through.

 

Go Suicide King

Go Suicide King

Go Suicide King, Go!

 

He's off and flyin' as he jumps from the top rope

He's crushing the guy like he's gonna kill him, you dope

Victory's waitin' just ahead.

 

Go Suicide King

Go Suicide King

Go Suicide King, Gooooooooooooo!

[Secret Agent 0]

Umm, no... Bad, Ash! Bad!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

The Speed Racer song has never been so brilliantly covered.

 

Ash, if that doesn't do the job, we should all flee in terror.

[Guest Ace309]

Ash also wrote me a cover of "Shaft" while I was at Rudy Giuliani last night.

[Guest Suicide King]

::applauds::

 

Excellent jobs all. Nice work Ash, believe it or not I was actually touched by those songs.

 

You may all bask in my favor.