The Unofficial Smarkie Awards

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Vote fools.

[Guest MrRant]

It should have been ALina verus just about everyone

[The Dames 0]

ALina vs. bps21 (write in)

 

Dames

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Anglesault Vs. TC since I was in on that feud.

 

Though I was also involved in the Pinnacle Vs. SKBF, and AL Vs. Kotz feud.

 

Rob Vs. Risk was annoying as fuck

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I voted for the one I was actually involved in, even though it wasn't the best.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest The Superstar]

Sault vs. Cleft. Nothing else comes close

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Sault vs. Cleft. Nothing else comes close

This man speaks the truth!

 

damn, breaking kayfabe...

 

How ironic since he's a thief and a liar!

[Guest The Superstar]

How ironic since he's a thief and a liar!

 

::Reads his custom title::

 

What the hell are you talking about, anyway?

[Guest Anglesault]

Well at least the Establishment (What happened to us anyway?) is bringing home some gold.

[Guest Flyboy]

... There is no Establishment, Anglesault.

[Guest Anglesault]

Yeah, I got that feeling when the thread died out. What happened?

[Guest Flyboy]

We decided the gag was up, and just dropped it.

[Guest Anglesault]

I knew we shouldn't have let treble cleft in. Anyway, it was fun while it lasted. But now my sig makes no sense . God damnit!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I vote none of these feuds since half of them I weren't around to witness or else the ones I was here to watch (and participate in) were nothing but quarrel's between two secret lovers.

 

[Guest HBK16]

I went with Alina and Kotz. Its really the only one I kept up with.

 

 

EDIT: Its Alina not Aline.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I went with Zacky vs. APO. Which was really more Zacky vs. the Board. I don't even remember APO acknowledging Zacalex until 10 pages into the thread.

 

Good times.

[Guest Flyboy]

Zacky Vs. APO.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I was never involved in a feud.

[Guest godthedog]

I vote none of these feuds since half of them I weren't around to witness or else the ones I was here to watch (and participate in) were nothing but quarrel's between two secret lovers.

 

so i'm not the only one who got that vibe from anglesault/treble?

[Guest areacode212]

Anyone care to summarize AS vs. TC for me? I think I was avoiding NHB or whatever folder it was taking place in at the time.

[Guest Sassquatch]

CWM told me the story behind the feud once 212.

 

It's not worth the time.

 

Even Tim would agree.

[Guest godthedog]

i can't even remember what it was over, but it involved LOTS of emoticons.

[Guest Jubuki]

Here's the write-in feud of the millennium: the lot of you vs. the possibility of a triple-digit aggregate IQ.

[Guest godthedog]

Here's the write-in feud of the millennium: the lot of you vs. the possibility of a triple-digit aggregate IQ.

i expect something a lot wittier from someone who claims to be so smart.

[Guest LooseCannon]

It were plenty witty nuff fer me, but what do I know? I've never watched a japanese match in my life.

[Guest godthedog]

It were plenty witty nuff fer me, but what do I know? I've never watched a japanese match in my life.

come on, man, you can't settle for low-grade one-liners like that. it's exactly that kind of lowering of our standards that's killing our culture, man.

[Guest Incandenza]

come on, man, you can't settle for low-grade one-liners like that. it's exactly that kind of lowering of our standards that's killing our culture, man.

Low-grade? But he used the word "aggregate!" AGGREGATE!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I would think a triple-digit IQ is pretty common on this board. Not a lot of idiots, and nowhere NEAR as many as a lot of other boards I frequent.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

What about a Handicap Feud:

 

GoodHelmet vs. Marney/Dr.Tom/Mr.Rant

 

Just tossing something out there.

 

My apologies to Will.

[Guest Kinetic]

I like to think that we weed out most of the dumber portions of the board, simply by being rude to them until they go away. That paves the way for the socially illiterate element to run things, which is par for the course on any message board.

 

And I'm enabled to insult you all like that due to the fact that I most certainly have viewed at least ten wrestling matches from Japan. I've got them all on one tape. Some of them are pretty all right.