SWF Storm card (Nov. 22/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

IMPORTANT. SUICIDE KING IS POSTING THIS SHOW, SO SEND EVERYTHING TO HIM. ALL MATCHES GO TO HIM, AND ALL PROMOS GO TO HIM. STUBBY WILL STILL BOOK THE NEXT CARD, SO IF YOU HAVE REQUESTS PM MCWEED. THAT WILL BE ALL.

 

 

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Card, card baby...

 

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Show: IGNWF Storm

Date: Nov. 22, 2002

Arena: The First Union Centre in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!

Due date: Nov. 22, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis vs. Tom Flesher & Frost

- Since Thoth turned on Ced Ordonez and changed his name, the tag champs were stripped of the titles (for record keeping purposes, let’s say that happened at the end of last week’s Storm). So now Ced and Mak Francis of the whatever Wizards will face off against the Magnificent uhm…whatever number they’re down to, for the vacant titles!

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Alex Zenon

- Hey look…that wacky Z guy is back! Can he start off on the right foot with a win against Xero?

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Orochi vs. CIA

- The Clan is gone and so is the loveable old Thoth of old. Can Orochi harness the power of evil to beat CIA?

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

HARDCORE TITLE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Annie Eclectic © vs. Ash Ketchum vs. Sigil

- Last week Annie managed to finally get her hands on the hardcore title…much to Ash Ketchum’s chagrin. The newcomer Sigil also seems to have some sort of issue with Ketchum, so this Friday these 3 will face each other in a no-holds barred battle for the hardcore belt.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. The first one to score a submission, pinfall or knockout (which count anywhere within the arena) is the winner.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tod deKindes

- Tod deKindes has been down on his luck lately as he’s lost both his titles and his respect. Can deKindes make up for his recent losses by scoring a big win over the current heavyweight champion?

Word Limit: 5500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest Ace309]

Definitely a good card here. Good to see that wacky, fun-loving jobber Z back.

 

OKAY OKAY RELAX I'M JUST JOKING MAN. Geez.

 

Sigil debuts, Alex Zenon returns and Tod gets tha mizzo evizzo. Very nice.

[Guest Thoth]

Just a reminder to all, not just CIA, my new stats are available on the stats page. Use them!

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

<<Since Thoth turned on Ced Ordonez and changed his name, the tag champs were stripped of the titles (for record keeping purposes, let’s say that happened at the end of last week’s Storm).>>

 

Thank you, Stubby... that does indeed make my job easier.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Holy shh..!

 

I highly doubt my chances, but wow.

[Guest realitycheck]

As an fyi, stats are now up where they always were.

 

Oh, and by the way, Stubby... it be Alex Zenon now, yo.

 

-Z

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Alex Zenon eh?

 

Hmmm...this all sounds like some kind of compriracy to force me to type 8 extra letters.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Ace309]

Um... looks like I never did this, so I'll call opening promo.

[Guest Suicide King]

AGAIN, I POST THE SHOW TOMORROW. I GRADE ALL MATCHES. I TAKE ALL PROMOS. I ALSO WILL DO THE HAPPY DANCE, SHOULD EVERYONE WRITE.

[Guest Suicide King]

It is time. I have two matches and two extension requests. Blood will soon flow if no matches are forthcoming.

 

[Secret Agent 0]

I wouldn't mind seeing the blood flow.

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Mine's in. I think.

[Guest Ace309]

Match forthcoming.

 

... sorry, I'm just so used to Stubby not reading until the buttcrack of dawn.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Mine's been in for an hour now, EVEN THOUGH I SENT IT TO STUBBY LAST NIGHT BEFORE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE!!!!!!

[Guest heat32]

Hey Ash, they went and got me to tell you something..

 

You suck. A lot.

 

Have a nice day! Hehe?

[Guest Ace309]

Do not defile Karelin with your meaningless sniping.