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Guest Angle-plex
Posted
You know it's bad when AGNES insults people.

;)

The key to Agnes insults is simple, no-sell them and call him a jobbah~!

OMG~ I guess know we know who the real HHH booker is it's not popick it's YOU~!!!!11!!!

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted
The person who said the CWM/Evenflow is sexy~! is obviously homosexual. That leaves only 3 options: Popick, Zack, and Superstar.

BPP, Superstar, hide your KY, because we all know Zack got nothin' but love for the ladies.

Guest Angle-plex
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The person who said the CWM/Evenflow is sexy~! is obviously homosexual. That leaves only 3 options: Popick, Zack, and Superstar.

BPP, Superstar, hide your KY, because we all know Zack got nothin' but love for the ladies.

OMG~ Zack finally admits it~!

Guest Hot NewzWIRE~!
Posted

Agnes, you just made me a P.O.O.P. (Pissed. Off. Prep. For all u Idiots)

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Just let him have that one, Kotz. It's the closest thing to correct spelling that NewzWIRE~! has come in quite a while. :P

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Only at TSM would a posting name have a Tildex in it.

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It may be in his name, but I made it a signature move. ::goes off to the OAOAS thread to "~!" Kotz::

Guest The Golem
Posted
The person who said the CWM/Evenflow is sexy~! is obviously homosexual.

Nay, he is not one who lieth with man, but rather one who holds the sanctity of the Lord's Ten Commandments by not bearing false witness!

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

its not me

 

unlike many of you jobbers, im celebrating v-day with my girlfriend :)

 

muwahahaha

 

shit, i forgot roses

Guest The Superstar
Posted

The Golem = OAOAST's first ever "Wrestlecrap."

 

:)

Guest Angle-plex
Posted
The Golem = OAOAST's first ever "Wrestlecrap."

 

:)

Nah. He's second. Alfdogg's world title run would be first.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
So... what's his deal? Just a weirdo, or what?

I don't know, I happened to like the guy myself.

 

EDIT: Come on... Derek the Fish? Anglesault vs. HHH? We've had a lot of WrestleCrap before and since The Golem.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

No, I meant what IS he? Just a gimmick poster? What?

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Ahh, well, now he's pretty much a gimmick poster. As was, I created him as a character change for several months after going mad, in the hope of creating a religious heel. Unfortunately, as per usual when I get a good idea, I burned the character out in like two weeks and didn't have time to do any research to freshen him up and it resorted to just another holier-than-thou (PUN INTENDED~!) cocky heel character. Actually, what was most difficult was I could only envision such a character as a heel but I was supposed to be face at the time.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
The Golem = OAOAST's first ever "Wrestlecrap."

 

:)

::Points to me::

 

What have I had before:

 

The Yeti

HHH

El Nino

Glass Joe

Metallica

Cthulhu

Pennywise

Various other freaks that don't desrve to exist.

 

 

My gimmick is purposely creating crap, that I happen to like.

 

Just wait when my Phantom is unmasked.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Is HOT NEWZWIRE~! going to have a new, pre-Zero Hour report?

Guest hhhruls
Posted

fuk hotnuzwier he isnt wrthy to hav a reprt i shud be the reprtr for this fed.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted

Well, why not? There are competing news sites... why not have competing OAOAST news sites? Maybe you can make that ZACK ATTACK~! guy come back too, eh alfy?

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted
Well, why not? There are competing news sites... why not have competing OAOAST news sites? Maybe you can make that ZACK ATTACK~! guy come back too, eh alfy?

Freddy's people. Smell the ratings. I plan this to be a part of the saturday Night show.

Guest evenflowDDT
Posted
Huh?

Damn. I was hoping I could be like bob_barron and TSA and call everyone "The Brain" until eventually someone actually is "The Brain" then I could act all "ha! I told you so!".

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