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Guest Angle-plex
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#1- Have them get Pedigreed when they are about to win the title

Guest Blayde Starrfyre
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Vince: Hey, this Angle-Plex seems to know what he's talking about

HHH: I know I like him...

Vince: I like him too. Let's push him to the top, we're talking a WWE title match here.

HHH: And then-uh, I-uh, can-uh, pedigree-uh, him-uh.

Steph: It's worked before! And guys, stop staring at my breasts.

Vince: Sorry.

HHH: Sorry-uh.

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#2: Ignore the crowd reaction, and push those who he who wields the Pedigree deems appropriate.

Guest Sandman9000
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#3: Build them up, job them out. Build them up, job them out. Build them up...

Guest crandamaniac
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#4 (got this from the Roddy Piper interview I heard today, post in General Wrestling):

 

Vince: Hey Kid, we got big plans for you, big plans. You're gonna be on PPV!

Kid: Yeah Hooo!

 

(Kid tells his mom and dad and all his friends)

(Day of PPV)

 

Kid: So what do you got planned for me.'

Vince: We're gonna have your face shoved in this large thong wearing Samoans ass! But don't worry, cuz we still got big plans for you

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