Guest saturnmark4life Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 well well i'm 19 and nothing's changed. Got absolutely trashed last night, so i'm gonna take it easy today. should be getting a Jazz bass in the next week or so. KICKASS. 13 hours of drinking and eating beef can't be wrong. And i didn't leave my jacket in te club this time. At the risk of using smileys,
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 You get 19 lashes from Dames' dong. One for every wonderful year.
EL DANDY~! Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 Dood...in that case, should we make it official that everybody, on their birthday, gets dickwhipped??? I mean, I know there are SOME people in here (coughdjjeffcough) who wouldn't mind at all...
Guest saturnmark4life Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 this is, oddly enough, not the first time dames' cock has come into discussion on the board.
Guest Paranoid Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 I hope you got one of those "best hand jobs in town" for your birthday!
EL DANDY~! Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 Paranoid...on your birthday...you'll get cockslapped by the dood in your avatar...lol
Guest Kinetic Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 Being dickslapped by Mickey Mouse wouldn't be such a tragic birthday present. Aside from the obvious trauma, there's got to be a lawsuit in there somewhere.
Guest Musou Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 Happy birthday man. Too bad there is no porn here....
Guest DARRYLXWF Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 Does anyone here have a birthday (or know someone who has a birthday) on Dec. 25? Man, that would suck.
Guest Flyboy Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 My cousin was born on Dec. 26th.
Guest treble charged Posted November 26, 2002 Report Posted November 26, 2002 My best friend was born on Christmas Day. But anyway, happy birthday saturnmark.
Guest Sassquatch Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 Happy Birthday saturnmark. Sorry to hear about your favorite wrestler getting cut by the WWE.
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 Perry Saturn > Scott Steiner. By FAR. Happy birthday, man.
Guest saturnmark4life Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 thanks to all, off to bed now (1:30am over here). Yeah tell me about THAT birthday present 'saturn's been released'. BAH. Still, I believe i'll have a jazz bass by sometime next week, so it's not all bad. And yes, i think The Superfluous One has nailed it right there. Nighty night.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 Does anyone here have a birthday (or know someone who has a birthday) on Dec. 25? Man, that would suck. Mine's on January 1st, for whatever that's worth.
Guest The Superstar Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 A little late, but Happy Birthday.
Guest hardyz1 Posted November 27, 2002 Report Posted November 27, 2002 My mom's birthday is December 27, and I have an uncle in Texas who was born on Christmas.
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