Guess it's a birthday thread

[Guest saturnmark4life]

well well i'm 19 and nothing's changed. Got absolutely trashed last night, so i'm gonna take it easy today. should be getting a Jazz bass in the next week or so. KICKASS. 13 hours of drinking and eating beef can't be wrong. And i didn't leave my jacket in te club this time. At the risk of using smileys,

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You get 19 lashes from Dames' dong. One for every wonderful year.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Dood...in that case, should we make it official that everybody, on their birthday, gets dickwhipped??? I mean, I know there are SOME people in here (coughdjjeffcough) who wouldn't mind at all...

[Guest saturnmark4life]

this is, oddly enough, not the first time dames' cock has come into discussion on the board.

[Guest Paranoid]

I hope you got one of those "best hand jobs in town" for your birthday!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Paranoid...on your birthday...you'll get cockslapped by the dood in your avatar...lol

[Guest Kinetic]

Being dickslapped by Mickey Mouse wouldn't be such a tragic birthday present. Aside from the obvious trauma, there's got to be a lawsuit in there somewhere.

[Guest Musou]

Happy birthday man.

 

 

Too bad there is no porn here....

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Happy Birthday

[Guest Flyboy]

Happy Birthday.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

Does anyone here have a birthday (or know someone who has a birthday) on Dec. 25? Man, that would suck.

[Guest Flyboy]

My cousin was born on Dec. 26th.

[Guest treble charged]

My best friend was born on Christmas Day.

 

But anyway, happy birthday saturnmark.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Happy Birthday saturnmark.

 

Sorry to hear about your favorite wrestler getting cut by the WWE.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Perry Saturn > Scott Steiner. By FAR.

 

 

Happy birthday, man.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

thanks to all, off to bed now (1:30am over here). Yeah tell me about THAT birthday present 'saturn's been released'. BAH. Still, I believe i'll have a jazz bass by sometime next week, so it's not all bad. And yes, i think The Superfluous One has nailed it right there. Nighty night.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Does anyone here have a birthday (or know someone who has a birthday) on Dec. 25? Man, that would suck.

Mine's on January 1st, for whatever that's worth.

[Guest The Superstar]

A little late, but Happy Birthday.

[Guest hardyz1]

My mom's birthday is December 27, and I have an uncle in Texas who was born on Christmas.