B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Where's the part where HHH gets up, stumbles over a drunken Hall and rips his quad? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Ooh! Let me in on the fun! In a month, we can say this about HHH at the company Christmas party: "poses, spits eggnog" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Watch out Osbournes, we'e got an even more dysfuncional family...The McMahons! See what happens when Shane and his friends wreck the house! I men, can you imagine Shane, Steve Blackman, Big Show and Test having a party? Five bucks say Show wrecks the toilet Actually, my dad is a social worker, and he used to counsel one of Shane's friends. Shane used to pick him up in a limo and there would be drugs and tons of ladies in there. Anyway, I know how Jeff could get better. Take a few weeks off so he isn't so run down, then send him down to OVW so he can learn a new style. Well, I am sure he knows a regular wrestling style, but to re-learn it or whatever. That way he doesn't have to retire at the age of 25 because of injuries. He doesn't wanna pull a Tommy Dreamer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Yeah, because it's really too bad that Tommy had to retire at the age of 25. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Actually, my dad is a social worker, and he used to counsel one of Shane's friends. Shane used to pick him up in a limo and there would be drugs and tons of ladies in there. Although I don't know if that statement is true, I somehow can believe Shane, being a spoiled rich kid from Greenwich, would do something like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Actually, my dad is a social worker, and he used to counsel one of Shane's friends. Shane used to pick him up in a limo and there would be drugs and tons of ladies in there. Although I don't know if that statement is true, I somehow can believe Shane, being a spoiled rich kid from Greenwich, would do something like that. I don't blame him, I would too. I'd have Alcohol instead of Drugs though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Drugs are better than alcohol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Vince: Shane, Say Grace. Shane" Yo Yo Yo, Holmes, don't you get that grace is totally WHACK! Vince: Stephanie? Stephanie: Dear God... HHH: AHEM-uh! Stephanie: Sorry Baby. Dear Being that is totally inferior to hunter, thanks for all this food, and you should thank Hunter fo allowing you to take the credit! AMEN-UH! Linda: You know, back in my day, people didn't claim to be God... Jeff: There is no God. Vince: That's nice Jeff. But what happens when you die? Jeff: Death just shows the ultimate absurdity of life. ::Awkward silence:: Marissa Mazola: I knew I was making a mistake. Shane: YO YO YO YO YO! What was that, my phat hunny? Marissa: Never mind. Jeff Can you pass the turkey? Jeff: You think I'm a turkey? ::Shoot self:: That was fucking classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Drugs are better than alcohol Drugs are for wimps who don't have the strength to cope with real life on their own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Hardy can wrestle, but it's pointless giving him time off everytime he falls into a drift. Just release him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Drugs are better than alcohol I doubt that. I think if I had to become a messed-up wrestling personality, I'd rather be Scott Hall (too much booze) instead of Jake Roberts (too much drugs.) At least Hall doesn't seem to be sitting around waiting for himself to die like Jake is anymore. As for molestomp's story, dude, you better look out. If that story is true, I don't think social worker stories are supposed to go around like that, are they? Careful. McMahon is in a sue-happy mode right now (THQ, Acclaim, WWF, etc) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Vince: Nice try, Jeff. Jeff (crying): I just can't do this anymore. I'm not good at this. Vince: Don't ever say that again. You're doing just fine. Maybe we can go out for ice cream later. Jeff (whiping tears from his face): Yeah? Vince: Sure little buddy. (Jeff puts on his paint, and him and Vince start DANCING~!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted November 30, 2002 Drugs are better than alcohol Drugs are for wimps who don't have the strength to cope with real life on their own. ::Starts a "Buffy" chant:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted December 1, 2002 If Jeff Hardy is considering sucide, I say he should do it on Raw, fucking up a swanton. And guess what? Now that my sattelite is back on we can ALL watch Hardy kill himself! Fun for everyone! -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted December 1, 2002 They could have a RAW is Jeff. Everyone could roll around in paint and then blow every spot in their matches. Jackie Gayda would get a call up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted December 1, 2002 If Jeff Hardy is considering sucide, I say he should do it on Raw, fucking up a swanton. And guess what? Now that my sattelite is back on we can ALL watch Hardy kill himself! Fun for everyone! -Taft But if he landed on his head, there is no garuntee of death. He could just get a broken neck or something. He needs to do something that will ensure death. Jumping off the titantron into a pit full of nails would be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted December 1, 2002 And they need to read really bad poetry. Mark Henry comes back too! Everyone gets a job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted December 1, 2002 I'm thinking of the Paul Orndorff/Gary Spivey skit here. Jeff: Aw man! I blew another spot! I just can't take it anymore! I suck as a wrestler! ::Vince comes into the room with a big brillo pad afro:: Vince: Don't say that Jeff. You're great, you're wonderful, and goshdarnit people like you! Now repeat after me. ::Screen fades to black as they repeat their mantra:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted December 1, 2002 Drugs are better than alcohol Drugs are for wimps who don't have the strength to cope with real life on their own. ::Starts a "Buffy" chant:: Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
