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When did Bubba Ray become the smart, level-headed Dudley Boy?

 

My girlfriend thinks that while Michael Hickenbottom may be straight, the "Shawn Michaels" character is supposed to be gay, and the big joke is that we all think he's cool. Anyone agree?

 

Is it "Rosey" or "Rosie"? WWE's own website can't even decide. And who the hell picked that name for him anyway?

 

Is Lita ever gonna wrestle again? And when she does, what happens to the Team Extreme stroyline? Does she go with Matt or Jeff?

 

What does everyone see in Goldust as a wrestler (not as a character)? I could have sworn he sucked in 1998, and he's not doing anything different now, so what's the difference?

 

I want to see Ernest Miller on Smackdown, Tazz on RAW, Lawler on Heat, and Lita banned from talking on TV ever again. Who's with me?

 

What exactly were Crash Holly and that guy doing in that room when Matt Hardy got thrown through the wall by Brock?

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When did Bubba Ray become the smart, level-headed Dudley Boy?

 

My girlfriend thinks that while Michael Hickenbottom may be straight, the "Shawn Michaels" character is supposed to be gay, and the big joke is that we all think he's cool. Anyone agree?

 

Is it "Rosey" or "Rosie"? WWE's own website can't even decide. And who the hell picked that name for him anyway?

 

Is Lita ever gonna wrestle again? And when she does, what happens to the Team Extreme stroyline? Does she go with Matt or Jeff?

 

What does everyone see in Goldust as a wrestler (not as a character)? I could have sworn he sucked in 1998, and he's not doing anything different now, so what's the difference?

 

I want to see Ernest Miller on Smackdown, Tazz on RAW, Lawler on Heat, and Lita banned from talking on TV ever again. Who's with me?

 

What exactly were Crash Holly and that guy doing in that room when Matt Hardy got thrown through the wall by Brock?

1) When D-Von went crazy and became the WWE's answer to the Sinister Minister.

 

2) No, because in character, he bagged Sherri and Luna. And for a brief bit, Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy too.

 

3) Who knows, who cares?

 

4) I hope she gets a good dose of Mattitude. Would justify her cheating then.

 

5) They made him funny this time. We were suppossed to take him seriously last time. Oh, and he lost a lot of weight from 1998 to now.

 

6)Eeeh..Miller on Velocity, Tazz on Smackdown, Lawler on Heat, and JESSE THE BODY VENTURA on Raw.

 

7) Playing "Mouse Trap"

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Guest Anglesault

1) Lesser of three evils.

2) I thought that was how it was supposed to be...

3) He's shaped like Rosie O'

4) When did she ever wrestle to begin with?

5) He seems much better

6) I want all of them fired.

7) I don't know.

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My girlfriend thinks that while Michael Hickenbottom may be straight, the "Shawn Michaels" character is supposed to be gay, and the big joke is that we all think he's cool. Anyone agree?

 

No, because in character, he bagged Sherri and Luna. And for a brief bit, Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy too

 

Yeah, but have you seen some of the outfits he wears? And his theme song isn't the most manly thing we've heard.

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I always figured Shawn was supposed to be a male stripper.

I believe that's what the gimmick was suppossed to be.

 

Why in an E-Fed, a Shawn Michaels in another dimension (Shawn Venis) has "I Touch Myself" as his entrance theme

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Why in an E-Fed, a Shawn Michaels in another dimension (Shawn Venis) has "I Touch Myself" as his entrance theme

PWF~!

 

I always thought Shawn was gay... I mean those outfits... and those daisy duke shorts we worn. Ew.

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I want to see Ernest Miller on Smackdown, Tazz on RAW, Lawler on Heat, and Lita banned from talking on TV ever again. Who's with me?

I'd rather have Lawler gone than on Heat.

 

Give me:

 

Paul E on Smackdown!

Tazz on Velocity

Jesse Ventura on RAW

Cat on Heat

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I always thought Shawn was gay... I mean those outfits... and those daisy duke shorts we worn. Ew.

Well, then you would have had to think that Jesse Ventura was gay at times too with some of the outfits that he wore over the years.

 

Hell, he wore a PINK TUXEDO at the first WrestleMania...

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Guest bob_barron

Goldust is the man!! His character is much more entertaining and with the exception of last Monday always gets a good response from the crowd

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Goldust is the man!! His character is much more entertaining and with the exception of last Monday always gets a good response from the crowd

I acknowledged that his character is cool now. But I'd put Goldust in that same group with Raven and Regal. Good actor, but in the ring, he seems to get a lot more credit than he should.

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I don't know about that, i think in the ring, Regal can be up there with the best of them, he may not be able to mix it with undertaker and kane on a weekly basis, but he's totally angle-less without a singles title within his reach now, (IC for example)

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I always figured Shawn was supposed to be a male stripper.

I believe that's what the gimmick was suppossed to be.

 

Why in an E-Fed, a Shawn Michaels in another dimension (Shawn Venis) has "I Touch Myself" as his entrance theme

I thought he using the gimmick of a shitty glam rocker who desperately wished he was David Lee Roth.

 

He had the ego part down.

 

Although there never came a red haired wrestler who was superior to him in every way to take his place while he bitched and fell into obscurity.

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HOLY GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!

 

::Closes eyes to finish post::

 

Someone, anyone, please remove the half-naked picture of Robert Deniro above this post.

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HOLY GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!

 

::Closes eyes to finish post::

 

Someone, anyone, please remove the half-naked picture of Robert Deniro above this post.

Hehehe...funny.

 

This is one of the few pictures I find Lita remotely attractive in.

 

Must be that Anglesault is gay. :hm:

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No, it's that I'm convinced that Lita is like the Blue Blazer. She's Spike Dudley and Crash Holly. She's usually Spike in drag, but if Lita and Spike are in the same shot, "Lita" is Crash.

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No, it's that I'm convinced that Lita is like the Blue Blazer. She's Spike Dudley and Crash Holly. She's usually Spike in drag, but if Lita and Spike are in the same shot, "Lita" is Crash.

Can't be.

 

I've seen Lita at ringside before while Crash was in the ring.

 

The only theory of that type of situation I think works is that David Arquette is actually Andy Kaufman with TONS of plastic surgery.

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No, it's that I'm convinced that Lita is like the Blue Blazer. She's Spike Dudley and Crash Holly. She's usually Spike in drag, but if Lita and Spike are in the same shot, "Lita" is Crash.

Can't be.

 

I've seen Lita at ringside before while Crash was in the ring.

So she was obviously Spike at that point.

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I thought Shawn Michaels was a male prostitute? Not that it's much of a difference from male stripper, I know, but still.

 

Hmmm, I just realised how God-awful his gimmick is. Mind you, Undertaker's old gimmick was cool, and he was a dead. But that's hypocrisy for you.

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No, it's that I'm convinced that Lita is like the Blue Blazer. She's Spike Dudley and Crash Holly. She's usually Spike in drag, but if Lita and Spike are in the same shot, "Lita" is Crash.

Can't be.

 

I've seen Lita at ringside before while Crash was in the ring.

So she was obviously Spike at that point.

Ok...then how about when both Spike and Crash were in the ring, and Lita was at ringside?

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When did this happen? I don't know how they pulled it off. Although, the Blazer did show up in a few Owen/Jarrett Tag matches...

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When did this happen? I don't know how they pulled it off. Although, the Blazer did show up in a few Owen/Jarrett Tag matches...

I'm sure that before there was a match with the Hardyz, Dudleyz, and Hollys were all people were involved.

 

Lita is not Spike or Crash. While Crash was in WWF, and Spike and Lita (when she was Ms Congeniality) were in ECW, Lita looked a lot sexier.

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When did Bubba Ray become the smart, level-headed Dudley Boy?

 

My girlfriend thinks that while Michael Hickenbottom may be straight, the "Shawn Michaels" character is supposed to be gay, and the big joke is that we all think he's cool. Anyone agree?

 

Is it "Rosey" or "Rosie"? WWE's own website can't even decide. And who the hell picked that name for him anyway?

 

Is Lita ever gonna wrestle again? And when she does, what happens to the Team Extreme stroyline? Does she go with Matt or Jeff?

 

What does everyone see in Goldust as a wrestler (not as a character)? I could have sworn he sucked in 1998, and he's not doing anything different now, so what's the difference?

 

I want to see Ernest Miller on Smackdown, Tazz on RAW, Lawler on Heat, and Lita banned from talking on TV ever again. Who's with me?

 

What exactly were Crash Holly and that guy doing in that room when Matt Hardy got thrown through the wall by Brock?

1. Once the tables gimmick got introduced, he seems to be in charge.

 

2. I think the fact that he is the "Heart Break Kid" he can wear whatever he wants to get the ladies.

 

3. Who gives a fuck? WWE.com even put a naked pic of Steph up, so they can screw up on anything.

 

4. Lita should go with Jeff. There is no way she can keep up with the Mattitude!!

 

5. Well, he is a ring veteran, and knows how to move around the ring pretty well.

 

6. It looked like he was streching his groin.

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HBK was an 80s glam rock star, from that time period everybody looked gay but some how got women....Whats Up With That.

 

I agree with the announcers get rid of Lita and Lawler

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I always thought Shawn was gay... I mean those outfits... and those daisy duke shorts we worn.  Ew.

Well, then you would have had to think that Jesse Ventura was gay at times too with some of the outfits that he wore over the years.

 

Hell, he wore a PINK TUXEDO at the first WrestleMania...

But unlike HBK Jesse never acted like a total fruit cake.

 

I never honestly found HBK to be gay until the last few years. He's gayer now then when he was a full time wrestler.

 

Finding "God" has really turned him gay.

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