Bloody, Battered & Beaten

[Guest Sandman9000]

FINAL~! (for now) PPV card

 

Last Man Standing

Big Poppa Popick vs. Tony The Body

Written by BPP- recieved

 

OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship

AngleSault © vs. The SuperStar

Written by SS

 

Hell In A Cell, Special Guest Referee Green Mist

Zack Malibu vs. CobainWasMurdered

Written by Zack- recieved

 

OAOAST NATV Championship Match

Angle-Plex © vs. Thunder Kid

Written by Tony- recieved

 

Christmas Style Deathmatch

Sandman9000 vs. Alfdogg

Written by me

 

OAOAST Tag Team Titles Match

Double Tables

Mystery Weirdness Connection (Jingus & Masked Mystery Eskimo) © vs. SpiderPoet & El Dandy

Written by SP, recieved

 

Grudge Match

Caboose vs. Naz Mistry

Written by Caboose

 

OAOAST X-Title Match

The Golem © vs. Reject

Written by Evenflow- recieved

 

 

I've got more than half the card, I need Caboose/Naz and the world title match, and to finish up mine.

 

Again, all matches and promos and whatever else stuff in by Friday night, EST. Saturday will be time for me to put everything together, finish stuff up, add commentary, probably finish my match, and generally put finishing touches on the show.

 

Most likely, it'll be posted Sunday afternoon, since that's when I'll be awake. MAYBE, if I finish early on Saturday, I might post it then. But I know Agnes wanted to do something about recapping the feuds before the show, so most likely it'll be Sunday for the show.

 

Thanks everyone.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Just post the show whenever you get it done. I seriously doubt I'll be able to do a recap in time, since it's christmas and all. If my recap isn't up by the time you finish, just post it anyways.

[Guest Tony149]

Notice how all the matches SM has are written by people who work in the OaOast Production staff (long story on how we became a staff, maybe I'll explain at the Angle Awards). We're better than you!

[Guest The Superstar]

Wow, this card looks like it could be one of our best yet. And that's a SHOOT~!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

if you write your match

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Notice how all the matches SM has are written by people who work in the OaOast Production staff (long story on how we became a staff, maybe I'll explain at the Angle Awards). We're better than you!

Does that mean I'm officially a "part-time member" of the Production Staff now?

 

*cough* sayyesoryouwon'tgetyourcoffeenextweek *cough*

[Guest The Superstar]

Well actually Popick, I'm glad I *haven't* written my match yet because the finish I had in mind couldn't have happened. So I guess sometimes it PAYS to procrastinate~!!

[Guest Tony149]

Yes, you are, EF. If only by association to Zack.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

its a shame the last man standing match will go down in history as one of oaoast's best after such a shameful oaoastcrap angle monday

[Guest Sandman9000]

Um, actually, BPP, I, er, had to "edit" a few things.

 

Don't worry, your match will still be, ::snicker:: fine!!!!

 

 

(I'd use an emoticon here if emoticions weren't for bitches)

[Guest evenflowDDT]

 

Emoticons for bitches?

 

I can't believe you'd say something like that!

 

 

emoticons > Sandman!

 

I think you're just jealous dude

 

ROFLMAO~!

 

EDIT: I can't believe I forgot DJ Jeff's infamous, the dangerously cheesy Boy-o-boy am I silly sometimes!

 

Ewww... emoticon overdrive... seriously... I can't believe I posted this

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yes, you are, EF. If only by association to Zack.

Yes! In on a technicality!

 

::brews coffee::

 

Anything else I can get you, Mr. Body sir?

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'm SO killing you again.

[Guest The Superstar]

Sandman, finally sent you the match. I used your idea on the finish.

 

EDIT: Err...I think in my pre-match promo I sent you, I said "Battered, Bloody and Beaten", so could you change that to the PPV's CORRECT title?

[Guest SP-1]

So does this mean even I count as part of the staff? Or did I read that wrong? *plots*

[Guest caboose]

Mine and Naz's match will be done by Saturday afternoon.

Is that long enough for you to flesh it out Sandie?

[Guest Tony149]

SP, EF got in -- I mean knows Zack. Therefore he's apart of it by spirt, not for real. That's because Zack brings orgy photos of him, EF, Alison & Celes to every OaOast board meeting. When they call themselves the "In Crowd..." they really mean it.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

SP, EF got in -- I mean knows Zack. Therefore he's apart of it by spirt, not for real. That's because Zack brings orgy photos of him, EF, Alison & Celes to every OaOast board meeting. When they call themselves the "In Crowd..." they really mean it.

Whoa Tony, I don't know if you meant to mention Celes in there. That's BPP's chick. Although I'm sure that some type of love triangle storyline will happen in the OAOAST. Sadly, it'll be Agnes versus a pump over who gets to "stick" his new blow up doll first.

 

The requisite Agnes joke for this thread has now been made. Carry on.

[Guest The Superstar]

I thought Celes was dead? Bah gawd, BPP *IS* the next Triple H!

[Guest Angle-plex]

*ignores the Agnes joke*

 

I always thought there would be a love triangle between Zack/Allison/Evenflow.

[Guest Tony149]

After the number of jokes BPP has told about my OaOastcrap angle... I felt the need...the need for payback! My angle wasn't that great, but it wasn't that bad. Now I'm on a mission to pick apart any and everybody's mistakes.

 

If my statement above was from a movie, it would of explained why I went from a good guy to a bad guy. After BPP's hate for my angle I don't think we'll ever see eye to eye again. But at Bloody, Battered & Beaten, payback is mine.

 

The following promo was build up to the epic last man standing match taking place this Sunday night at Bloody, Battered & Beaten. LIVE! Only on SMTV.

 

Hot dog! That may be my best promo ever and it wasn't ever on a show.

[Guest Sandman9000]

If that's your best promo, Tony, I don't wanna see what your bad ones look like.

 

Hee hee hee

 

::Watches what little push he had go down the drain::

[Guest Tony149]

You boys better ask Caboose what happens when you cross the office. And SM, I'm hurt. I give you, all by yourself, the top titles anybody can have running a PPV (Director & Executive Producer) and you say that. ::wipes tear, then pulls out a gun:: Don't fuck with me, man!

 

Although I'm very pleased with how the Angle Award commerical came out.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Please. You call THAT a gun?

 

::Sandman whips out his DeathCore ShotGun::

 

This, mah friend, is mah Boomstick.

[Guest Tony149]

::puts gun down::

 

I think we have a good understanding of what just happened. And EF made a joke about you. Go after him. Me and you...we're cool.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I thought Celes was dead? Bah gawd, BPP *IS* the next Triple H!

she is dead

 

thanks tony

 

 

[Guest Sandman9000]

I'm waiting for Caboose's match. I'm just fine-tuning everything, putting it all into Word as I usually do. (Helps me space shit out, figure how the order, get myself off, etc...) I'm just adding commentary where there isn't any, and that shouldn't take much longer. It could probably go tonight, if Caboose gets his match to me.

 

If I get bored, I might do those things that Agnes said he was gonna do and never did.

[Guest Angle-plex]

lol. I'll probably start that thing next month, so I can write what happens in each feud week by week.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Everything is done except for Caboose's match.

 

So blame him for the show not being up now.

 

Not me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am God.

[Guest The Golem]

I am God.

HYPOCRISY~!

 

Unless your name is Yod Hey Vav Hey you're nothing more than a blasphemer with more blood stains in his garments than the impurest of dirtiest wenches. The only question is which sin they're markings of... masochism or sodomy?