Going to Smackdown! on Tuesday...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Since I'm going to Smackdown! on Tuesday, and looking to take a sign or two along, I figured that I would ask around this folder for some sign ideas. I have a couple of signs already in my head.

 

"Steph needs a dose of Mattitude~!" (for the Steph promo that is sure to happen)

"Eddie and Chavo stole my ass cream!" (eh, I know it was a joke from RAW, but blah)

 

You guys want to add some?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Tazz fears Taz

[Guest jester]

"I'd rather be watching Raw... Just kidding."

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

"Brock, I think I have a fever!"

[Guest Zero_Cool]

"Al, you're missing Matlock!"

 

yay or nay?

[Guest T®ITEC]

I enjoy that Matlock sign idea a lot, actually. It reminds me of Grandpa (and all of the old people) from the Simpsons: "MAAATTLOCK!"

[Guest Zero_Cool]

(Y)

 

That one may have to go in the "maybe" pile.

[B. Brian Brunzell]

How about this one:

 

"It's Tuesday Here"

[Guest DJ Jeff]

How about this one:

 

"It's Tuesday Here"

 

I like that one.

[Guest Eagan469]

"Empty Seats" with arrows pointing in every direction

"Where's Raven?"

"I mark for Brock's happy dance!"

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

"Who Booked this Crap?" With a picture of Triple H's face under it.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Or as tasteless as this is....instead of "Cheat to win" for Eddie and Chavo, how about "Mow to stay employeed" and have their picture underneath

[Guest Kinetic]

"Metal Ed"

[Guest Frankie Williams]

If its Albert, then it must be Velocity

 

John "Vanilla" I-Cena

 

I mark for Al Wilson promos

[Guest BoboBrazil]

"I would have front row tickets, but HHH held me down." -if you actually don't have front row tickets

 

"Everytime HHH appears on screen God kills a kitten."

 

"www.nwatna.com"

 

"Sign La Parka"

 

"Move Booker T to Smackdown!"

 

"The guy behind me can't see."

 

"I would stand up, but I might tear my quad."

[B. Brian Brunzell]

"Free Sho Funaki"

 

"Bring Back the Killer Bees"

 

 

I have to say, Bobo, the HHH sign ideas you have are brilliant.

[Guest HartFan86]

"I'm taping Thunder"

[Guest RandomMallChicksRule]

High Voltage Has Mattitude

[Guest buffybeast]

"Give Albert the WWE title"

 

"Albert is a hot hoss"

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

Tazz fears Taz

I'm liking that one.

[Guest Cataclysm911]

"Brock stole Earthquakes dance."

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

-" Cenilla Ice"

- " Winners always cheat"

- " Johnny Ace and Fit Finlay = Ratings"

-" Cole loves the Cock"

-" Al Wilson is the true implact playa"

[Guest Your Olympic Hero]

"Guerreros = Ratings"

 

"Big Show is worthless"

 

"Thank God This isn't Raw"

 

"Bring back Reverend D-Von"

 

"X division = ratings"

 

"I did Nidia" (then have each of your friends next to you hold up "So Did I" signs) all the way down the row.

 

"I came to Smackdown to avoid HHH"

[Guest Retro Rob]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HHH ISN'T GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT????

 

VKM, please take you head out of your ass and save the WWE.

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Hah I love the "It's Tuesday Here" sign.

"Smackdown hasn't happened yet!" for Velocity would be funny too.

[Guest RepoMan]

"They're not chanting 'You Suck, they're chanting 'An-gle'"

 

"I missed 24 for this?"

 

"Steiner fears drug tests"

[Guest bravesfan]

"WHERE'S POOCHIE?"

 

("-uh" and "HHH" insertion is optional)

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I'm still waiting for:

 

"HHH held down my other side because it's more over than he is"

 

I've been pitching that one since the day after the Royal Rumble.

[Guest CanadianChris]

"Big Show ate his personal trainer"

 

"Trade Albert for RVD"

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

"I came to see the Big Sho... Funaki."