The Official Smart Marks Awards

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think people confused Kinetic and myself. Both start with K's, both root for superior NFL teams, both write for the site, it was an honest mistake. How else could I have gotten ZERO votes for Best Poster?

 

I knew Kinetic would at least get one, since I voted for him.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Canadian Chick voted for you. No one else, though. TRITEC did originally, but she saw the light and changed her vote to Kinetic.

I "see".

[Guest Kinetic]

That wouldn't have netted you a victory anyway. I then would have been tied with Edwin MacPhisto and still gotten a share of the glory.

[Guest MrRant]

That wouldn't have netted you a victory anyway. I then would have been tied with Edwin MacPhisto and still gotten a share of the glory.

Bah! By the way... nice job on Darkness but you have a recognizable writing style though. You didn't like my pot pie remark?

[Guest Kinetic]

I didn't know what to make of it. I was waiting for someone to out me, really. I'm not a patient man.

[Guest Incandenza]

How come did I got third place in the Best Poster category? I won TSM Survivor! Clearly, I am better than any of you peons!

[Guest LooseCannon]

Thanks to whoever voted for me. You're a fucking genius. You really are.

 

The rest of you can go to hell.

[Guest bob_barron]

WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest T®ITEC]

I would like to thank the SEVEN~! people that voted me... "Female Poster of the Year". I'm takin' all of you out for ice cream.

 

::U2's "Beautiful Day" plays::

 

Now I have to update my signature. Oh my.

 

 

As a side note, I want Kotz to know that I am the *only* person that voted for him in the category of "Best TSM Writer". Who loves ya, jackass!

[Guest bob_barron]

::Also updating signature:

 

Just one question Kinetic- why no acceptance speech for me??

[Guest CanadianChick]

Ya! Third in female posting! Get what you can get...

[Guest LooseCannon]

I would like to thank the SEVEN~! people that voted me... "Female Poster of the Year". I'm takin' all of you out for ice cream.

 

::U2's "Beautiful Day" plays::

 

Now I have to update my signature. Oh my.

 

 

As a side note, I want Kotz to know that I am the *only* person that voted for him in the category of "Best TSM Writer". Who loves ya, jackass!

On the one hand, you're welcome.

 

On the other hand... go to hell.

[Guest Flyboy]

Not one vote.

 

Awesome.

 

*blames himself*

[Guest LooseCannon]

Who voted for El Brujo? I mean, as funny as the whole "this thread is ghey" thing is, POTY?

[The Dames]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

 

Bitches.

 

Dames

[Guest Flyboy]

Who voted for El Brujo? I mean, as funny as the whole "this thread is ghey" thing is, POTY?

He should of gotten "Best Gimmick" at least.

[Guest treble charged]

Somehow, someway, 'Tim Moysey's Biggest Fan' got 2 votes. We all know who one of those votes were, but the question now is, who is Tim Moysey's Biggest Fan's Biggest Fan?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Not one vote.

 

AMAZING.

 

*blames Flyboy*

[Guest Kinetic]

Bob Barron- I didn't write an acceptance speech for you because I was tired and I couldn't really think of a cheap and easy way to make you funny. To understand that, you'd have to understand my writing habits, which basically consist of several hours worth of feverish activity, followed by months of laziness. I'm even a little lazy within the confines of those feverish hours. I'll stop at nothing for a little rest.

 

It was Agent of Oblivion who voted for EL BRUJO as Poster of the Year. I don't try to rationalize the votes. I just tally them.

[Guest Kinetic]

Somehow, someway, 'Tim Moysey's Biggest Fan' got 2 votes. We all know who one of those votes were, but the question now is, who is Tim Moysey's Biggest Fan's Biggest Fan?

That would be The Man In Blak.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

One person voted for me in every negative category...

 

What was there name? I wan't to ban them.

 

95 % chance it's an Alina alias anyway.

 

The other 5 % says it's Illusion or one of the many (cough 2 cough) people that I banned "abusing my power"

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

 

Bitches.

 

Dames

I suspected that Dames would react that way, so I made sure to take as many shots at him as possible during the imaginary ceremony. Let's relive some of those magical moments:

 

Avril Lavigne

 

Not half as hard as it is to make it in the male-dominated world of wrestling message boards. The ladies nominated for this award have had to perservere through cat-calls, awkward come-ons, sexism, jokes about their period...and that's just from The Dames!

 

And what about:

 

Kinetic

 

I can't even begin to describe it. I've never experienced such joy. I feel like O.J. Hart at a birthday party or Kotzenjunge at a Kylie Minogue concert or Dames with his tongue in an ass. It's the greatest feeling in the world.

[Guest bob_barron]

I'll write one write now:

 

Wow...just wow. On June 28th, 2002 I was elated by someone telling me that NewsRadio was going to be back on A&E after months of not being on the air due to the View. I knew that Spaceman Spiff was a fan due to posts he's made and figured I would start a thread about it. In one day it only had two responses and didn't really look like a long running thread.

 

Almost half a year later the thread is still somewhat going strong and it's a tribute to NewsRadio's cult following, my constant needless bumping of the thread and the Godliness that is Bill McNeal.

 

Most threads that are as long as that one has had tons of posters posting in it and all that stuff but for the most part it's been me, Spaceman Spiff, Mattdotcom and AC212.

 

I'd like to thank those guys and thank NewsRadio for contributing to my best thread win.

[Guest Kinetic]

One person voted for me in every negative category...

 

What was there name? I wan't to ban them.

 

95 % chance it's an Alina alias anyway.

 

The other 5 % says it's Illusion or one of the many (cough 2 cough) people that I banned "abusing my power"

I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge that information. Maybe if you use your illusion, you'll be able to figure it out. Sometimes it's hard to see bits of information that are right in front of you. They're shining so brightly, it's almost as if they're incandescent.

 

Wink, wink.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

sigh.

 

Does anyone know WHY he hates me?

 

I've never had it explained.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'll write one write now:

 

Wow...just wow. On June 28th, 2002 I was elated by someone telling me that NewsRadio was going to be back on A&E after months of not being on the air due to the View. I knew that Spaceman Spiff was a fan due to posts he's made and figured I would start a thread about it. In one day it only had two responses and didn't really look like a long running thread.

 

Almost half a year later the thread is still somewhat going strong and it's a tribute to NewsRadio's cult following, my constant needless bumping of the thread and the Godliness that is Bill McNeal.

 

Most threads that are as long as that one has had tons of posters posting in it and all that stuff but for the most part it's been me, Spaceman Spiff, Mattdotcom and AC212.

 

I'd like to thank those guys and thank NewsRadio for contributing to my best thread win.

*ahem* Your best thread tie. You couldn't quite overcome O.J. Hart. My two wins were decisive and clear, however.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

TRITEC gets MASSIVE UBER- WITH BACON AND CHEESE ULTRA PROPS for voting for me as best TSM writer.

 

And if I ever get any feedback from WWE, Dames's days are numbered at the top of the heap. All this can be fixed by him getting some NWA stuff for me though...

 

EDIT: And Bob needs to recognize the power of the State, which lasted all of two weeks yet managed to garner only one less vote than his elderly and incontinent thread.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Whoever were the two other people who voted for me are awesome! Really, you are!

[Guest bob_barron]

I'll write one write now:

 

Wow...just wow. On June 28th, 2002 I was elated by someone telling me that NewsRadio was going to be back on A&E after months of not being on the air due to the View. I knew that Spaceman Spiff was a fan due to posts he's made and figured I would start a thread about it. In one day it only had two responses and didn't really look like a long running thread.

 

Almost half a year later the thread is still somewhat going strong and it's a tribute to NewsRadio's cult following, my constant needless bumping of the thread and the Godliness that is Bill McNeal.

 

Most threads that are as long as that one has had tons of posters posting in it and all that stuff but for the most part it's been me, Spaceman Spiff, Mattdotcom and AC212.

 

I'd like to thank those guys and thank NewsRadio for contributing to my best thread win.

*ahem* Your best thread tie. You couldn't quite overcome O.J. Hart. My two wins were decisive and clear, however.

Isn't there some tiebreaker- like uhhhh most mentions of NewsRadio in certain thread???

 

 

I understand it was a tie but OJ Hart still hasn't officially accepted so until he does I'm the winner right?

[Guest bob_barron]

Sorry Kotz-

I never read the State thread