Liam Gallagher Loses Teeth In Fight

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Liam Gallagher lost several teeth after getting in a fight with five Italians in a German hotel. When police arrived Liam kicked one of the officers in the ribs, resulting in his arrest. The band claims they were randomly attacked by the Italians and were victims. Gallagher will spend time with a dentist today before having to appear in court.

 

Credit: Billboard

 

 

Breaks my heart......

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fight five Italian dudes and still have enough left to try and fight off the police?

 

HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE!!!

 

(builds temple to Oasis)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[B. Brian Brunzell]

Is there anything Liam won't do?

 

**joins chant**

 

HE'S HARDCORE!!!

HE'S HARDCORE!!!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Serves him right. Smarmy bastard.

[Guest LooseCannon]

You know who never got into a fight with five Italian roughnecks and then kicked a cop afterward for good measure?

 

That's right. John Lennon.

[Guest Incandenza]

Yeah, man. That Lennon was a pussy.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

*Lennon is a pussy*

*clapclapclap*

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Oh please, we all know that Brits have terrible teeth anyways so he couldn't have lost that many in the first place.....

[Guest goodhelmet]

goddammit, i'll take that as a flamebait motherfuckers! where's a mod when you need one???

 

actually, lennon and the early beatles were involved in quite a few scuffles when they were performing in hamburg. as a result of one scuffle, sutcliffe suffered some brain damage or some shit and died as a result.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Best news i've heard in a few weeks.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

WHAT! How dare you all speak of Mr.Gallagher like that!?

 

This calls for drastic action, time for you ALL to pay for your childish comments..

 

OASIS FANS UNITE!!!!

 

(crickets)

 

....

 

Use Your Illusion - Now resides in Italy

[Guest LooseCannon]

goddammit, i'll take that as a flamebait motherfuckers! where's a mod when you need one???

 

actually, lennon and the early beatles were involved in quite a few scuffles when they were performing in hamburg. as a result of one scuffle, sutcliffe suffered some brain damage or some shit and died as a result.

heh, you should've heard Inc's impromtu radio session on Monday. He not only called Lennon a pussy in comparision to Liam, but also said Liam dates women much better looking than Yoko.

[Paul Stanley]

OASIS fans united indeed!

 

(steps up)

[Guest goodhelmet]

goddammit, i'll take that as a flamebait motherfuckers! where's a mod when you need one???

 

actually, lennon and the early beatles were involved in quite a few scuffles when they were performing in hamburg. as a result of one scuffle, sutcliffe suffered some brain damage or some shit and died as a result.

heh, you should've heard Inc's impromtu radio session on Monday. He not only called Lennon a pussy in comparision to Liam, but also said Liam dates women much better looking than Yoko.

i've never heard lennon called a pussy before. in fact, he was supposedly known to hold his own even in his 125 lb stringbean frame.

 

as for yoko.... um.... ya see he really loved her for her mind... um aw fuck... even i can't defend that one.

[Guest Sassquatch]

No one can Helmet. Yoko is the uber bitch of all time.

 

It was only a matter of time before Liam got his ass handed to him by messing with the wrong guy(s). I don't hate Liam but I was not surprised to hear about something like this.

[Guest The Hamburglar]

Anyone heard The Death in Vegas track with Liam doing backing vocals? Its called Scorpio Rising, and bar Gas Panic, is a better song than anything Oasis have done in years. First two albums were great though, and I'd bet that Robbie Williams would beat Liam into the ground if they ever had their fight. Liam is ghey.

[Guest goodhelmet]

ok, i actually like oasis but i always get the brothers confused. which one is liam and which one is noel

[Guest spiny norman]

I think we're all a little hard on Yoko. Sure, she's crazy, sure she's a bitch, but she inspired Lennon, and if not for her I doubt we'd have a lot of his greatest songs (Imagine, Jealous Guy, Across The Universe).

 

And I love Oasis, even if the Gallaghers are pricks. At least they don't hide how aresholular they are though.

[Guest LooseCannon]

ok, i actually like oasis but i always get the brothers confused. which one is liam and which one is noel

Liam's the singer. Noel writes most of the music. I've always found it interesting that they seem to hate each other so much, especially since Noel's almost as good of a singer as Liam is. They could probably boot Liam from the band and not miss a beat.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dunno, Noel had to do the singing at some UK MTV Unplugged show because Liam no-showed and he supposedly did a serviceable job, but murdered "Don't Look Back In Anger," which is my favorite song by them, bah gawd.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest goodhelmet]

um... noel sang 'don't look back in anger' on the album. if he murdered it, he was singing a song that he had already laid down the vocals for in the studio.