Smark's Nightmares

[Guest EricMM]

so I was thinking what the worst thing that the WWE could do to me as a view is. What would make me really want to stop giving them my time. I think it would take something like this:

 

(for this to work all the players have to be on the same show so I guess the brand split would have to end or HHH would have to win the unified titles again hmm)

 

So somehow we have RVD vs. HHH at some raw or SD! ME. they get to pick two partners in a 3 on 3 match against each other.

 

RVD picks Benoit and a surprise turning Jericho

HHH picks the big show and surprise returning Nash.

 

Before the match, Nash et al cut Vanilla promo v2.0 maintaining that anyone under 6'2" and 300 lbs is not worth their time.

 

Match commences, Big SHow presses out of the 5 star, and HHH no sells a double team walls/crossface (nash doesn't actual do anything except jackknife benoit for the pin, damaging his already injured neck and forcing retirement)

 

That's my nightmare anyways. I see the focus on big men is still WWE's weakest point. The Era of supermen is over, IMO. But I can see them doing this because a lot of WWE brass still mark for height and weight. This happens on a smaller scale in the midcard all the time. But if it officially happened again I would really have to watch something else.

[Guest razazteca]

Kevin Nash returns and is actually good

 

WWE goes out and buys or buries all other wrestling feds leaving Raw and Smackdown as the only wrestling programs in the world.

 

Smackdown hosts a Super Cup tourny for Heavyweights with the finals of Big Show vs Chono, TBS wins.

 

Rey Misterio Jr loses his mask and it is revealed that it is not the WCW luchadore but some japanese low card wrestler, then all of sudden they multiply stating that their were 4 or more of them. And one of them was an actual high school kid or Tough Enough reject.

[Guest Brian]

HHH and Steph elope.

[Guest EricMM]

Brian I meant unlikely examples

[Guest redbaron51]

RVD as world champ....

[B. Brian Brunzell]

HHH beats HBK and jobs to no one for the next year. Oh wait...

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Kevin Nash returns and is actually good

If he returns and is actually "good", why would that be a nightmare?

[ChrisMWaters]

Kevin Nash returns and is actually good

If he returns and is actually "good", why would that be a nightmare?

Cause it's Kevin F'N Nash. That's why.

[Guest RepoMan]

Kevin Nash returns and is actually good

If he returns and is actually "good", why would that be a nightmare?

Because, my friend, it would be a certian sign that the end is near. Repent, ye sinner!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Chris Benoit comes out and wants to fight HBK and 3H in a gauntlet match, beats HBK in a hard fought 10 min match, then loses to 3H in about 3 or 4 moves.

[Guest Celtic Jobber]

The internet wrestling community embraces Triple H and forsakes Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle.

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Big Show beats Angle at Armageddon in a matter of 5 minutes. Oh, and HHH wins the World Title at Armageddon, and doesn't lose it for another 2 or 3 years. At that time, he'll drop it to HBK, who will figure he's ready to win the World Title again.

[Guest MixxMaster]

Austin returning would make me scream in pain...

Austin returning and (of course), not putting anyone else over, and getting pissy if the entire show doesn't revolve around him(obviously) would make me hate him even more than fucking Hogan AND Nash combined...

 

 

 

...The really kicker is this all will most likely happen...shit.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Benoit, Jericho, RVD, Eddie, Chavo all try to pull a power play and rebel against Management and politics like the Radicals in WcW, and Vince sue's and Fires all of them.

[Guest eirejmcmahon]

Albert is pushed to the top of Smackdown at the expense of the SD6.

[Guest Insane Bump Machine]

Albert is pushed to the top of Smackdown at the expense of the SD6.

Oh come on now, even the WWE can't be THAT stupid.

 

*reads spoilers*

 

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[Guest TheyCallMeMark]

I'm pretty afriad of the bad Albert news.