Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Ugh! Shopzone has done it again... first the ugly workout poster, now this? Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RedJed Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I'm missing whats so messed up about a HHH beach towel, but thats just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I'm missing whats so messed up about a HHH beach towel, but thats just me. Would you buy it? Would any male buy this? Would any female buy this? Because I've heard many girls don't like how HHH looks, and I'm pretty sure any sensible guy would not want to be at a beach with a towel that has a picture of Triple H without a shirt on. Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Repo Man jr Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I think the point he's trying to make is that if HHH is on a beach towel then he must love going to the beach. And if he goes to a beach he'd probably try and bury everyone in the sand. Including RVD! Simple really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Well, when you lay on it at the beach, it buries you in the sand. If you try to dry yourself off, it holds you back down in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I think the point he's trying to make is that if HHH is on a beach towel then he must love going to the beach. And if he goes to a beach he'd probably try and bury everyone in the sand. Including RVD! Simple really. I can imagine HHH burying RVD in the sand, and RVD might think that he's surrounded by the "extra biscuits." Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Because I've heard many girls don't like how HHH looks. Jason Well, I'm a girl. And while I don't have sexual fantasies starring Trips, I wouldn't turn him down if he approached me in a club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I wouldn't turn him down if he approached me in a club. I would. And while he was in arms reach I'd give him a good swift kick to the nuts and hit him with a sack fulla hammers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 4, 2002 And while he was in arms reach I'd give him a good swift kick to the nuts and hit him with a sack fulla hammers Hammers? Or sledgehammers? Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767 Report post Posted December 4, 2002 *Sigh* Some of you are really grasping for straws... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I wouldn't turn him down if he approached me in a club. I would. And while he was in arms reach I'd give him a good swift kick to the nuts and hit him with a sack fulla hammers That's funny. Now why would you hit a total stranger who was being nice to you? It's not like Trips has buried you personally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 4, 2002 *Sigh* Some of you are really grasping for straws... This thread is just full of all the bad repeated cliches about HHH and RVD and burying and holding back... I'm so proud of us. Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Like him or not, you have to admire that craftsmanship. Just as an admirer of a well-sewn towel, I'm tempted to purchase that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Buffy wouldn't turn him down, but I would. Totally not even my type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest buffybeast Report post Posted December 4, 2002 He's a good looking guy. It's not every day (or even like ever) that a guy like that approaches me. So I would be totally flattered if he approached me. Plus he could introduce me to Albert! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Triple H is a good looking guy!!!???? According to many chicks I know, he's quite probably the ugliest man they've ever seen. Hell, according to a lot of guys he's the ugliest they've ever seen (add me to this list). He has a large nose, a massive forehead, and is just downright gross. I truly can't see how a man can be that ugly and not have some disability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I know of some females that find him good looking, but if he was to approach me in a club, I wouldn't give him the time of day.....okay he could buy me a drink, hell a free drink. But i'm not into a guy that when he flexes could possibly have, what looks to be, bigger tits than me. Besides the roids look isn't a turn on. and no offense Buffy, but the hairiness of Albert is a turn off. I would not even go near a guy if you could braid his back hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Ah, releasing the gayest beach towel I've ever seen in DECEMBER. Brilliant! Hope people on the other side of the earth really like HHH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MixxMaster Report post Posted December 4, 2002 I wouldn't turn him down if he approached me in a club. Nobody has to worry about that happening...between his huge nose, forehead and especially his EGO, there isn't enough room for anyone else in a club.... By the way, that towel is old...it even has the old, pre-nazi HHH logo... And while he was in arms reach I'd give him a good swift kick to the nuts and hit him with a sack fulla hammers After all the 'roids he has done, how could you even FIND his nuts to kick them, without a magnifying glass and tweezers???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Army Eye Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Trust me there are plenty of girls in love with HHH. THere was a link here to a (kind of creepy) HHH fan board a long time ago. It seemed to be all women, and they all had cute little custom banners with various pictures of HHH in them along with their alias. Hmm, not that much different from this place actually Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest drunkenscarredangel Report post Posted December 4, 2002 As a female, I say that I find him the most repulsive looking man I have ever seen on the planet. And thats including Albert. How anyone could find him remotely attractive is hilarious....and quite scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted December 4, 2002 The actual picture is really wicked, however drying myself off on Triple H doesn't particularly appeal to me, either. Illusion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted December 4, 2002 Hey, who *doesn't* want to lie on top of a half-naked HHH? Or rub a half-naked HHH all over his/her body? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted December 4, 2002 remove trips' head, replace it with that of the ultimate warrior, and you get the idea of how much wwf/e merchandise has improved since 1989. (not much) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 5, 2002 I didn't even see this one, either... I think that putting their ugliest (according to many women and men on this board, probably many others) non-hoss AND their oldest (besides Flair) wrestler on beach towels probably isn't the best strategy for sales. Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted December 5, 2002 When laying the towel down on the sand the Special Steroid properties Superheats the sand beneath into Glass....and immidately plunges you below it till all you see is the glass ceiling that can nevah be penetrated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted December 5, 2002 Just to throw in my two cents, I agree with TSA that HHH is pretty ugly. Girls might like his body(not me), but I don't think any female in her right mind would like him because of his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tetsubeav Report post Posted December 5, 2002 Just wait until they release this one: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ISportsFan Report post Posted December 5, 2002 Just wait until they release this one: AHHHH! My eyes! Worse, I know his intentions. I would never put that towel on top of me, that's for sure. Jason Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted December 5, 2002 I didn't know Hogan was black... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
