Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 10, 2002 Inspired by seeing the title "William Wallace Was 10 Feet Tall And Killed A Thousand Men" in another thread, I thought I'd start this thread. I'll start with one: "The Subsequent Rating Given to the Life of Jack Valenti"--Tub Ring Tub Ring, by the way, is great for anyone who wished Faith No More never broke up. I don't think much of them, but that song sounds like an Album of the Year outtake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted December 10, 2002 "Testicular Manslaughter" - Cattle Decapitation "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck" - Anal Cunt "Stick the Fucking Flag Up Goddamn Ass, You Son of a Bitch" - Propaghandi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2002 Great Song Titles: "I Love the Sound of a Severed Head Bouncing Down the Staircase"-Roky Ericson "Crack Hitler"-Faith No More Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted December 10, 2002 i'm gonna call my soon to be band's first release 'racist and educational.' just sounds cool. 'Day of the dying alive' by butthole surfers is a good un too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted December 11, 2002 hey, foxymophandlemomma, that's me - Pearl Jam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La Parka Es Mi Papa Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Any Anal Cunt song When The Sun Fucks The Ocean - Boysetsfire Fucked With A Knife - Cannibal Corpse Seasons In The Abyss - Slayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Someone's got to say it: Pink Floyd-Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Matt Young Report post Posted December 11, 2002 STP- "Trippin' On a Hole in a Paper Heart" NOFX- "Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter" NOFX- "I Live in a Cake" NOFX- "New Boobs" NOFX- "Gonoherpasyphilaids" NOFX-"We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows" Saves the Day- "The Art of Misplacing Firearms" ICP- "Bugz on my Nutz" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Well, there's GWAR's "Baby Dick Fuck" and "Penguin Attack," among dozens of others. I'll speak on behalf of Prince's "Head," because you're all like "Hmm, I wonder what this song is about," and then you're all "Oh, wow, I guess he wasn't joking when he said 'Head,' huh?" It's subtle in a totally unsubtle way. Yes. I also dreamt a couple nights ago that the Velvet Underground had a song called "Heroin Dance Party '68," but research has proven that it was just a product of my subconscious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right (But They Make Me Feel A Whole Lot Better) - Suicidal Tendencies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Peace Sells...But Who's Buying Megadeth Killing Is My Business...And Business Is Good A Corpse Without Soul Mercyful Fate Crash Course In Brain Surgery Budgie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted December 11, 2002 I also dreamt a couple nights ago that the Velvet Underground had a song called "Heroin Dance Party '68," but research has proven that it was just a product of my subconscious. If only there was a hip way to convey laughter on the Internet. I'm definitely putting "Heroin Dance Party '68" in my list of songs to write should I ever be so inclined. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted December 11, 2002 "Homophobes Are Just Pissed 'Cause They Can't Get Laid" - Propagandhi "If You See Kay" - Poster Children "Fun Things to F**k (If You're A Winner)" - NOFX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Gwar - "Fishfuck" Gwar - "Babyraper" Anal Cunt - "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy Ever" Anal Cunt - "Hitler Was A Sensitive Guy" The Wesux - "Attack Of The Evil Space Monkeys With Chinese Names" The Wesux - "Ode To Ye Olde Sandwiche" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 "Kyle Petty, Son of Richard"-Soundgarden "Big Dumb Sex"-Soundgarden "Orgasm through Torture"-Cannibal Corpse "Beer Can"-Beck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Corey, it's actually "I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth," not Ever. But thanks for playing. But I think my favorite Anal Cunt songs are clearly "I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human," and "In My Heart There's A Star Named After You." Edit: I also forgot about "Don't Call Japanese Hardcore JapCore," which is both brilliant and racially sensitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Anything from Anal Cunt, as has been said "The Stench from the Dumpster", Cattle Decapitation (I think this would be better as an album title though) "Bananas and Blow", Ween "Open Face Surgery", Cryptopsy "Hello, Is It MEAT You're Looking For?", V/Vm my favorites from Cannibal Corpse, "Addicted to Vaginal Skin" "Butchered at Birth" "Entrails Ripped From a Virgin's Cunt" "Hammer Smashed Face" "I Cum Blood" "Meat Hook Sodomy" "Sickening Metemorphosis" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted December 11, 2002 "I Cum Blood" I've always really liked this one. It's simple, monosyllabic, and honest. "What do you do?" "I cum blood." Works for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted December 11, 2002 Jesus Built My Hotrod: Ministry ...And Satan Built My Motor: Cake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted December 11, 2002 In the spirit of Anal Cunt, there's the Meatmens' "Crippled Children Suck." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Narcoleptic Jumper Report post Posted December 12, 2002 Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped From a Virgin Cunt Their song titles might be the funniest things I've ever seen. Besides the one above, I really like "Meat Hook Sodomy" and "Fucked With a Knife". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted December 12, 2002 "Back Off Bitch" -- Guns N' Roses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 12, 2002 Oh, if we're getting gore bands involved here... Avulsed-Stabwound Orgasm Avulsed-Eminence in Putrescence Avulsed-Nice Rotting Eyes Avulsed-Homeless Necrophile Then we have good ol' NYC death metal mutants Bloodgasm. With their excellent track Peeled Like A Pig Cryptopsy's got a good one with Slit Your Guts, although they're not really a gore band per se. I could go on, but giving away song titles from bands like NunSlaughter, Bleeding Display, Blood Coven, and Corpsevomit could make for a lengthy post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted December 12, 2002 Prison Sex - Tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest notJames Report post Posted December 12, 2002 Prison Sex - Tool On the heels of that, there's also Tool's "Message to Harry Manback" Then there's "Die Eier von Satan " (The Eggs of Satan) which is essentially a recipe for hash brownies disguised as a Nazi propaganda speech. Awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted December 12, 2002 Tool: Hooker With A Penis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted December 15, 2002 Some of those song titles are great. The only one that I can think of it "Smack My Bitch Up" by the Prodigy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted December 15, 2002 I was just listening to Lou Reed's semi-brilliant "I Wanna Be Black," so I thought that deserved mention here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted December 15, 2002 Okay, I'll allow my mind to stop thinking about cumming blood and wanting to be black to say I mark for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Lithium" so much as titles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted December 15, 2002 Well, thank god it's monday by NOFX is special to me atthe moment, because monday is when i get the most drunk and eat the most beef and generally live more. Part time work lazy ass years out of education KICK ASS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
