The One and Only RAW Thread for December 16, 2002

[Guest ArchoanJB]

He's been on Raw for like the 3rd week now..

 

Last nights match was blown to hell....why do they need a rematch???

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Some suspension..........there's Jeff Hardy.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Whoa, he actually hit the Railrun!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Does JR understand ANY relationships?

 

D'Lo vs. the Creepy Gay Monster...

 

D'Lo's GOTTA win...

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL....chinlock.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

D'Lo needs the chest protector

CHEST PROTECTORS = RATINGS!

 

...and remember...he was wearing it when he beat HHH for the European Title.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

Whaaaaaa.

 

What kind of suspension is it? I heard he's not on house shows.....and that's it.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

Or "Jeff's arm is being engulfed by a symbiote that causes you to have a shittier workrate than usual."

[Guest HartFan86]

Funny how Jeff is covered in Jeff's paint.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

I thought it was "Jeff looks like Raver Smurf"? I guess that covers the druggie thing though.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

How long before the painting on Jeff's arm engulfs the rest of Jeff's body?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

Whaaaaaa.

 

What kind of suspension is it? I heard he's not on house shows.....and that's it.

That's an HBK/Nash "suspension."

[Guest Nevermortal]

Jeff Hardy has the Requiem for a Dream Harry Goldfarb arm going on.

[Guest HartFan86]

Good lord that was botched.

[Guest razazteca]

come on where is Cheif Val Venis!

[Guest HartFan86]

K, they have already overplayed the foot on the ropes thing this year. Just give it up.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

AAAAAGH! No more close-ups on Steiner's arms like that!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What was the point of that ending?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Flair & Steiner in the same room...Oi.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

*cry* They're making me hate Flair.

[Guest Eagan469]

Guys, the Jeff Is Gay thing is getting old.

 

Get with the times. Jeff Is A Druggie is far more current.

Fine, let Mr. Garrison say it...

 

Jeff Hardy is a FAG. And I can say FAG, because I'm a FAG, and Jeff Hardy is a complete and utter FAG

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

ROID RAGE! ROID RAGE!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oh boy...Ric has to call HHH all manly and shit.

 

Why does Ric have to be scared of Steiner?

[Guest HartFan86]

His name is Ric, not Jack.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I'd rather he make the house shows and be suspended from TV, but I guess Jeff is too important to be left off TV

 

Meanwhile, Hurricane doesn't make Raw for the 2nd week in a row

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know what I would love to hear chanted during this whole main event thing for some bizarre reason...

 

WE WANT STING!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Man looked like Steiner's breath knocked Flair back.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Man looked like Steiner's breath knocked Flair back.

Ric's been mesmermized.

[Guest HartFan86]

Wow, DLo gets a backstage segment too.