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The SmartMarks Roasting of The Dames

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Guest J*ingus

(Note: jokes have been emboldened, to protect the unobservant.)

 

Ah, what can I say that hasn't been already blasted to bits about Damian Gimli? Oops, I of course meant Damian Gonzalez, must've been a Freudian slight. er, I mean a Frodoan slip, er... anyway, Dames is truly a man of rare stature, with a heart that's bigger than his entire body, meaning Spike Dudley could step on it with ease. Whether he's tossing a little salad or giving Belladonna the short-armed salute, this always-on-the-go youngster is a whirling diminutive dervish of motion, similar to a Tazmanian Devil and is often so cheerful that some people refer to him as "a little rey of sunshine". Although his contributions to the site are often overlooked, Dames's help is no small matter; without chipping in the admittedly miniscule amount of money needed to keep the site running, why, we might be forced to go straight down to hell. (Or DDT, same thing.) He stands high above the muck and petty fights of this folder, wading through the sludge on stilts as it were, dispensing his justice like a true man of the people.

 

So if you're ever having a bad day, just put on a smile, look up, and imagine that you're the giant among men that is Damian. 555 out of 666 Antichrists recommend him.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Oh. I thought you were hatin' on the South Bay! :P

 

You should know I'd be naive enough to fall for that. As it is I missed the chance to use a "say hello to my little friend!" joke. Snurgle...

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