Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Ok, I kinda bored so I decided to try this. Flame me for the idea if you want but basically the concept is name gifts that you think would suit WWE superstars best.. Kind of like a game but not. Merry Christmas! Examples HHH: Set of hypothermic needles from Vince. D-Lo: Set of various bobbleheads RVD: A Pot Smoking Kit Note: The gifts can be fictional items. Have fun but not too much fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Jericho: a book entitled "How to politically maneuver" by: The Game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2002 To Vince: A fucking clue (and some new decent writers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Undertaker: A coffin and embalming liquid - no, not for his gimmick, he needs it himself! Jonathan Coachman: Blackness - he seems to be so white, even Jacko says "Damn, he's white" Jerry Lawler: a pair of handcuffs, and feet weights Jeff Hardy: a one-way trip to rehab Jericho: Ass cream, pooper scooper, and a book entitled "How to Break the Glass Ceiling" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrnoitaull 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2002 Lance Storm:Rogaine Kane:Invisilgn braces Hurricaine:Invisilign braces Al..uhA-Train:Nads hair removing cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted December 25, 2002 RVD: Bong, and a push Big Show: Speed and wrestling skills Vince: NEW ideas Triple-Juice: Some juice HBK: A bible Austin: A trip back to WWE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted December 26, 2002 Justin Credible: A swift kick in the ass Bautista: A new name William Regal: Bowflex Austin: A kiss-ass, "please come back" letter signed by Vince Vince: His ruthlessness back Steph and HHH : Cyanide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted December 26, 2002 RAW: Jericho: a few more inches of height HHH: a penis pump Stephanie: something shiny, then throw it into traffic Vince: Depends. Test and Stacy: Cocaine Molly: New ring attire, maybe a redone Molly Holly costume. Helms: Soloflex Batista: a personality Crash: a new gimmick RVD: HBK's workrate HBK: a new spine, once he contractually agrees to job to every Canadian on the roster, starting with Jericho and Bret Hart, and ending with Test, Trish, and finally Pat Patterson. Bret Hart: a new head, so he can come back and beat HBK Booker T: SD: SYM, since he loves videogames and it's the only way he'll ever hold the top WWE title. Goldust: a new finisher. 3MW: a Christmas bonus...and a pinkslip Rico: a new gimmick Steiner: a BPP-to-english mouthpiece. Smackdown! Brock: an all expenses paid tour of Japan to wrestle for 6 months. Kurt Angle: a better angle Kidman: see Batista Big Show: jogging pants and a trip to the fat farm Mark Henry: A foot long sandwich with...er...a special additive. Eddy and Chavo: Er...I doubt their is anything that their huge family couldn't/haven't given them. Rikishi: Something that covers his ass. Albert/A-Train: The razorback--invention seen on MST3K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DawnBTVS Report post Posted December 26, 2002 Chris Benoit = A Shiny Tooth...and some Charisma The Rock = Banned from Hollywood Steve Austin = Trip to WWE Vince McMahon = NWA-TNA TV Timeslot Chris Jericho = Better finisher Shawn Michaels = 1990-1996 Highlight Tape Triple H = Work Ethic Eddie Guerrero/Chavo Guerrero = Good Health in the Future Billy Kidman = Charisma Raven = Evilness D'Lo Brown = Chest Protector Test = Charisma Jeff Hardy = Motivation Crash Holly = Big Show's Mocking Gimmick Hardcore Holly = Super Heavyweight Gimmick RVD = World Title Booker T. = Gold Film Reel Goldust = Sucka Bear Christian = DDP's "Relaxation Methods" (From his tantrum times) Edge = Serious Attitude Kane = Old ring costume/killer demeanor Undertaker = Deadman Gimmick Hulk Hogan = Drink of Reality Goldberg = See Hulk Hogan Scott Steiner = Muscle Therapist/See Triple H Shannon Moore = Mattitude Stevie Richards = Long Hair Batista = Charisma Brock Lesnar = Charisma Kurt Angle = Paul Heyman's IQ Paul Heyman = Stephanie's Ear Rikishi = Return to Fatu Headshrinkers Gimmick Big Show = Rigorous Training Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted December 27, 2002 Albert/A-Train: The razorback--invention seen on MST3K. Crow: "For unsightly hair that grows on your back: BACK HAIR! it's DISGUSTING! you'll never know the touch of a woman if you don't rid yourself of it immediately...!" Mike: "Crow!" Crow: "...but it looks good on some people...yeecch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
