The ONE and ONLY 12/26/02 Smackdown thread...

[Guest Mole]

Not another cruiserweight squash

[ChrisMWaters 0]

DeMott's music reminds me sorta of Jeff Jarrett's "Chosen One" WCW music for some odd reason.

 

Maybe it's just me.

[Guest Downhome]

Bill DeMont has picked a body part and is working it over BAH GAWD!

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

more hossness on smackdown

 

i really hope benoit wins

 

*i havent read spoilers*

[Guest Mattdotcom]

I wonder if Benoit remembers Show beating him in under a minute back at a Clash of Champions in 1997.

 

And Benoit beat the Show on RAW when he was getting his face push with Jericho.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Bill DeMott. *yawn* I wanna see the return of the Misfits in Action!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I sense.......................a squash.

 

I'm psychic!

 

Speaking of which (okay, not really)....what is with UGLY hair cuts? First 'Taker's and now DeMott's? Hmmmm.....perhaps it's a hoss thing?

[Guest Mole]

Is that a new guy introducing wrestlers?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Psychology in a hoss squash?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

and the crowd goes ...

[Guest Mole]

Okay, we get the point, HE IS ANGRY!!

 

Maybe he just needs to get laid

[Guest AndrewTS]

This commentary is sounding like right out of SD JBI.

 

"Bill Demott...was a REALLY NICE guy!"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Speaking of which (okay, not really)....what is with UGLY hair cuts? First 'Taker's and now DeMott's? Hmmmm.....perhaps it's a hoss thing?

DeMott I don't know about, but I remember reading that there was a reason for Taker's hair change

 

He said that he hated trying to get all of the knots out of his hair after riding for a while on his motorcycle.

 

Hence, the shorter hair.

 

BTW...what happened to the days when Hosses took a back seat to Crash? Like...Viscera.

[Guest Downhome]

I don't quite understand how you guys can't find something to like about Bill, at least his MoonSault.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

hmmm

 

wedding on smackdown?

well, gay men didnt work

maybe lesbian women?

 

oh yeah...demott wins a squash

cole says he is focused

 

the crowd goes ape...their snack break didnt last long

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

There was no need to put your leg over your defeated opponnent, Dem....

 

MR. KA-EEEEEZMA~!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

That was actually a pretty sweet power bomb by DeMott. The Big Shot? *sigh*

 

OMG! AL WILSON! YES!!!!

[Guest Mole]

I really don't like DeMott, but I like his finisher

 

Oh no, not more Al...

[Guest Angle-plex]

Demott should just win the cruiserweight title.

[Guest Downhome]

One a scale of 1-Fucking Hot, what would you rate Dawn Marie?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

she's got a nice rack, fo sheez

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

AL....KISSING!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

Perhaps I should use a quote from another Al (Snow) : I've been scarred......for life......

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

umm...well id rate her pretty high

 

if i had a bag to hide her drug addict whore's face

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Has there ever been a successful wedding in WWF/E besides "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Ms. Elizabeth?

[Guest Mole]

What is it with weddings and wrestling?

 

The only one that worked was Savage/Liz.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Well, that psychology went nowhere. I know that Demott likely won't use a submission hold to win, but since Crash doesn't exactly have a LAARIATO!!~ or anything to worry about, doing that then just Moonsaulting him for a pin kinda is pointless.

[Guest Downhome]

Has there ever been a successful wedding in WWF/E besides "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Ms. Elizabeth?

Uh, the Bill/Chuck thing was pretty awesome, if that counts.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Demott should just win the cruiserweight title.

Didn't he try to do that in WCW?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Billy and Chuck was pretty entertaining....but that's just me. And NOT because of the slashfactor.....Rico's reactions to "everything going on" were priceless. Without him, it would've tanked.

 

Do Al and Dawn have a stylist?? NO!! Thus, it will REEK OF SUCKITUDE~!

[Guest AndrewTS]

NOW! commercial with Kotz' goddess.

 

I hate basically all this music.