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The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread


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Guest Choken One
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Choken One goes into RVD like training...Ah, I love spliting my crotch.

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Guest y2jailbait
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*Goes into old school Royal Rumble promo mode*

 

"We'll ya know something Mean Gene......."(rambles on and on and on)

Guest Sandman9000
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Sandman, YNA, and CL416= Team Ultraviolence!!!!!

 

(A.K.A. swing sharp shit and not actually wrestle.)

 

I think we know who will provide the hardcore content for this matchup.

 

 

::Trains by prank calling Josh Prohibition and sending beer to his house::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Team Ultraviolence might not win the Rumble, but God DAMN...we're gonna cause some permanent fucking disfigurations!!!!

Guest AfricanAmerican
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Team Ultraviolence might not win the Rumble, but God DAMN...we're gonna cause some permanent fucking disfigurations!!!!

umm.. I dont think so :D

Guest AfricanAmerican
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I think Im gonna pull a D'Lo if my number is anywhere near the first 5 entrants :angry:

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*Is happy with his number.*

 

But it didn't matter if I got one or 30...The Doc says this...He's gonna raise his pinky to his mouth..kiss it...and then he's going to use his "special moves" to eliminate the "superstars" of this Rumble.

 

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Guest Sandman9000
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::Starts taping together lighttubes and glueing thumbtacks to the tubes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After sending more beer to Josh Pro's house. Fucking with sXe people is fun::

Guest NoCalMike
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You should change this to mask the real Royal Rumble. First 29 people that sign up here will represent the wrestler that draws the same number as them, and then you can match up Royal Rumbler Stats after the show. For Example(for those that I have confused)

 

If you draw #5 on the board, and then TEST is #5 in the Royal Rumble, you basically represent TEST, and whatever his stats are, yours mirror.

Guest CED Ordonez
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*looks at Team Ultraviolence's gameplan*

 

*makes sure medics will be at ringside*

 

*busts out the nail gun and body armor*

 

*opens a large gash in his forehead as he continues training*

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

*Digs through closet*

 

There it is

 

*pulls out barbwire bat*

 

Now where's my gasoline?

 

PS. I got a number I am happy with

Guest DawnBTVS
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I'm so digging my number :P

 

Here we go...

 

*Pulls out an aluminum baseball bat*

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

::Gasses up the weedwhacker and send a Columbian Cartel to M-Dogg 20's house, after telling them that the 500G's is there for the shipment::

Guest Youth N Asia
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I'm so digging my number :P

 

Here we go...

 

*Pulls out an aluminum baseball bat*

*Does like the look at that aluminum bat*

 

I've got it

 

*strips barbwire bat to make...AN ALUMINUM BARBWIRE BAT*

 

I could care less who wins this, all I know is bitches get stiches!

 

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Now I gotta pray to my Messiah

Guest Sandman9000
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::Rips off JC Bailey and attached a fork to a drill::

Guest BorneAgain
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I can't wait to find out who number one is. That way I can play the Bobby Heenan to their Ric Flair.

Guest Anglesault
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You should change this to mask the real Royal Rumble. First 29 people that sign up here will represent the wrestler that draws the same number as them, and then you can match up Royal Rumbler Stats after the show. For Example(for those that I have confused)

 

If you draw #5 on the board, and then TEST is #5 in the Royal Rumble, you basically represent TEST, and whatever his stats are, yours mirror.

Good idea. But I'd get Test

Guest BorneAgain
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I'd tell you what my number is...but then I'd have to change my name to Shawn Michaels or something like that...

Bobby Heenan mode on:

 

God, if you let El Dandy win, I'll never say or do anything bad again

 

THIS ISN"T FAIR TO EL DANDY!

Guest Sandman9000
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::Tells AS that here, Team Ultraviolence > aWo::

Guest BorneAgain
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JUST FOR BORNE...I promise to do a Flair Flip AND a Flair Flop with my 280 pound frame...

And when you win (hopefully) I'll give you a big "WHOOOOO!"

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

::NaturalBornThriller continues his Training for

the Royal Rumble. He is seen going into the Locker Room of Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam

with a Plastic Bag and a Lighter in hand::

Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate
Posted

If you reveal your numbers, I think it takes a lot of the surprise out of it. There's a reason why they usually only reveal #30, if any at all....

Guest ShamRock
Posted
What numbers did everybody get?

Why...you gonna "DiBiase" a number?

What do you mean "DiBiase" a number?

Guest Anglesault
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What numbers did everybody get?

Why...you gonna "DiBiase" a number?

What do you mean "DiBiase" a number?

Buy it.

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What numbers did everybody get?

Why...you gonna "DiBiase" a number?

What do you mean "DiBiase" a number?

In the 1989 Royal Rumble, Ted DiBiase seemingly had a bad number, so he bought Number 30 from whoever had it.

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