The 2003 Smark Royal Rumble Sign-Up Thread

[Guest Anglesault]

I've done some research on my number.

 

I have a pretty good number, over the 15 years, it has had three very good finishes, one good, about three okay, and I'd say the other eight sucked.

[Guest y2jailbait]

All I can say about my number is that i'll probably be pulling a Rick Martel the whole night.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I wonder who gets to play Big Mac Smack to my Wifebeater.

 

::Runs around with a weedwhacker and a bag of chips, before blading for no damn reason::

[Guest TheGame2705]

Damn all of you waking up all early and shit.

[Guest ShamRock]

*kips up from NBT's spinning heel kick after selling it for 13 hours.*

 

*helps Big Show attack NBT.Turns on the big show and stunners him*

 

*turns around and walks into a rock bottom from NBT*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: kicks Shamrock in the head for no reason what so ever ::

[Guest ShamRock]

*no sells the kick and pokes HSJ in the eye*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

You Cant No Sell Me!

 

:: No sells the No Sell ::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You Cant No Sell Me!

 

:: No sells the No Sell ::

Bah...

 

*Has Giant Gonzales pick HSJ over his head, arms fully outstretched, and tosses him into the rampway.*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Breaks a lightbulb over HSJ's head and serves notice to everyone that that will be happening a lot in the Rumble::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Breaks a lightbulb over HSJ's head and serves notice to everyone that that will be happening a lot in the Rumble::

Thanks for the warning

 

*Puts on a hardhat.*

 

EDIT: And no, I didn't get this from Regal. I got it from Joel Hodgson/Robinson.

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

*over sells being tossed to the ramp by doing 17 pushups on the ramp*

 

 

*over sells the lightbulb by eating 15 red apples and blades using an orange....OUCH*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

GAH! You wanna play rough?

 

*Testicular Claw...WITH PLIARS!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

GAH! You wanna play rough?

 

*Testicular Claw...WITH PLIARS!

That might not be the smartest thing against Team UV...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

GAH! You wanna play rough?

 

*Testicular Claw...WITH PLIARS!

That might not be the smartest thing against Team UV...

True, there's nothing there to grab!

 

HAHA! *Beats up the Honky Tonk Man with his own guitar for no reason*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Testicluar sledge attack to HSJ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

GAH! You wanna play rough?

 

*Testicular Claw...WITH PLIARS!

That might not be the smartest thing against Team UV...

True, there's nothing there to grab!

 

HAHA! *Beats up the Honky Tonk Man with his own guitar for no reason*

Alright then.

 

::Slaps Chris from across the ring with his unit::

 

::Then breaks a lightbulb over Chris' head::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Breaks lightbulb over Chris' back::

GAH! You wanna play rough?

 

*Testicular Claw...WITH PLIARS!

That might not be the smartest thing against Team UV...

True, there's nothing there to grab!

 

HAHA! *Beats up the Honky Tonk Man with his own guitar for no reason*

Alright then.

 

::Slaps Chris from across the ring with his unit::

 

::Then breaks a lightbulb over Chris' head::

*No sells the head shot...as he still has his Gizmonics Institute hard-hat on!*

 

BOOYA! You see Mr. Sandman...you don't have the brains. I'm from Hollywood...I'VE got the brains!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::Testicluar sledge attack to HSJ::

:: over sells by breaking a bone in his arm using a hammer ::

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

MY NUMBER SUX ASS!!

 

in past years my number has been eliminated first SIX TIMES, 2nd Twice, 3rd n 4th once each, and one time won the whole thing... dont look too well but somebodys gonna get Ghettofied real soon!!

 

 

on second thought, i bet its cuz im black

[EL DANDY~! 0]

*avoids everybody by using EL DANDINA on EVERYBODY, just rolling over everybody while pinning them in confusement...*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

MY NUMBER SUX ASS!!

 

 

its cuz im black i bet

 

somebodys gonna get Ghettofied real soon!!

Thank you, Bad News Brown.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

I await the return of the Ghetto Blaster...

 

Ghetto Blaster > Kawada's GAmengiri...wait a minute...nope...sorry, not THAT good...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

One thing that I WILL admit about the Ghetto Blaster...

 

It is one of the few kicks in WWF/E history that looks like it could legitimately be a finisher.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: OwenZiguri (sp?) to Chris ::

 

 

Now THAT is a Legit Kick Finisher

[ChrisMWaters 0]

:: OwenZiguri (sp?) to Chris ::

 

 

Now THAT is a Legit Kick Finisher

Ahh...Owen's Enziguri...that was nice...

 

*Sweet Shin Music, Double Arm DDT*

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Gets tired off all this talk about wrestling moves, breaks lightbulb over the head of the next person to post:::

 

 

...

[Guest DerangedHermit]

::walks in with hard hat, hockey mask, and padding over the rest of my body that makes me look like the Michelin man::

 

A-HA!

 

Anyways, my number sucks. The best it ever did was third-to-last to be eliminated.

[Guest ShamRock]

My number is pretty good.3 people have won with my number and 1 was a co-winner.