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Guest TheArchiteck

Maybe we should make a TSM Alliance support thread in the games section. Since its like 20 of us and are growing quickly.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

I'm in as well. I'm The People's Republic of Stevenland. Here's my description:

 

The People's Republic of Stevenland

"Made By The People. For The People."

 

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Superb

 

Location: The TSM Alliance

The People's Republic of Stevenland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

 

Crime is relatively low. Stevenland's national animal is the quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ServoCrowCoin.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

I'm in as well. I'm The People's Republic of Stevenland. Here's my description:

 

The People's Republic of Stevenland

"Made By The People. For The People."

 

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Superb

 

Location: The TSM Alliance

The People's Republic of Stevenland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

 

Crime is relatively low. Stevenland's national animal is the quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ServoCrowCoin.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

I'm in as well. I'm The People's Republic of Stevenland. Here's my description:

 

The People's Republic of Stevenland

"Made By The People. For The People."

 

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Superb

 

Location: The TSM Alliance

The People's Republic of Stevenland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

 

Crime is relatively low. Stevenland's national animal is the quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ServoCrowCoin.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit

I'm in as well. I'm The People's Republic of Stevenland. Here's my description:

 

The People's Republic of Stevenland

"Made By The People. For The People."

 

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists

Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Superb

 

Location: The TSM Alliance

The People's Republic of Stevenland is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

 

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

 

Crime is relatively low. Stevenland's national animal is the quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the ServoCrowCoin.

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Guest EdwardKnoxII

Ok here's mine:

 

 

The Kingdom of Fort Knox

"Anything Can Happen"

 

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Civil Rights: Good Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Very Good

 

Location: the South Pacific

The Kingdom of Fort Knox is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 6 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

 

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 19%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales industries.

 

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is a problem. Fort Knox's national animal is the dragon and its currency is the dollar.

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Guest phoenixrising

Finally got the website to start working...

 

Anyway here is my nation:

 

The Free Republic of The Disturbed Ones

"You think you know us"

 

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Civil Rights: Below Average

Economy: Strong

Political Freedoms: Good

 

Location: The TSM Alliance

The Free Republic of The Disturbed Ones is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

 

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports industries.

 

Crime is moderate. The Disturbed Ones's national animal is the phoenix and its currency is the kaysh.

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

when the hell did this start working?

 

well, even though I haven't bothered to log in since I came home 3 weeks ago, I joined the smarky marky region. Read about my well-meaning, but inevitably doomed commies here.

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Guest evenflowDDT

He's #2 on Civil Rights or something today. That's gotta count for something right? It's enough for me to forgive past transgressions, which were never terribly offensive to me in the first place.

 

But... if you REALLY want to, I suppose some of my ladies could take care of him. But we won't feel good in the morning. Then again, we're always feeling sick in the morning...

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Guest Kingpk

Mass demonstrations in the streets with a propaganda campaign sprinkled in?

 

I've proposed an election for the UN Delegate to take place on Tuesday. The Delegate gets to write our World Factbook entry, too.

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Guest Kingpk
What's the United Nations?

The UN is the world's governing body. It proposes and votes on resolutions, which are then binding on all member nations. In other words, it's a hot-bed of political intrigue and double-dealing.

 

Your nation can join the UN, but it's not compulsory. As a non-member, you are unaffected by any UN decisions. So if you're happy looking after your nation and don't want to dabble in international politics, don't join up.

 

If you're ready to take your nation onto the world stage, though, the UN is for you.

 

So I'm a UN member. Now what?

The UN is your chance to mold the rest of the world to your vision, by voting for resolutions you like and scuttling the rest. However, it's a double-edged sword, because your nation will also be affected by any resolutions that pass. (You can't just obey the resolutions you like and ignore the rest, like real nations do.)

 

The first thing to do is inspect the current UN resolution at vote. If you agree, vote for it; if you don't, oppose it. Depending on how ardent you feel, you can also debate the issue in the forum, or wire telegrams to other nations.

 

Second, you can propose your own resolutions. If approved, these go in the queue to be voted on by the entire UN.

 

Finally, you can endorse other UN members, which is a way to signal that you like their policies, or their leader, or their cool flag, or whatever. The nation with the most endorsements in each region is appointed Regional Delegate (see below), and gets to wield additional influence.

 

How come some nations get more votes than others?

Regular UN member nations each get one vote. Regional Delegates, however, get an additional vote for every UN member in their region who endorses them. This can makes Delegates from large regions quite powerful.

 

Delegates also have the unique ability to approve proposals, deciding which of them will become resolutions to be voted on by the entire UN, and which are silently dispatched into the night never to be heard from again. A proposal needs 20% of all Delegates to approve it to become a resolution.

 

How can I become a Regional Delegate?

Gain the support of other nations in your region. This is obtained via endorsements: the nation with the most endorsements in each region is appointed the Regional Delegate.

 

You need at least 1 endorsement to become a Delegate. It is therefore impossible for a region with only one UN member to have a Delegate.

 

How do I endorse another nation?

First, note that you can only endorse another nation if:

 

You are a UN member

They are a UN member

You are located in the same region

If all these are true, the nation you want to endorse will have an "[Add Your Endorsement]" link in its United Nations Activity section. Click that.

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Guest evenflowDDT

Yea, but I mean if one of us is a UN Delegate does that mean the rest of us have to join the UN and abide by its rules? I need my white slavery, dammit!

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Guest TheArchiteck

As soon as these devilish people pass something I dislike.....I shall leave the UN in a hurry!

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Guest DARRYLXWF

This sounds funny:

 

"Victoria Britanny's national animal is the bischoff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation."

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Guest Smell the ratings!!!

yeah, I'm in the UN untill they pass something retarded, then fuck em.

 

Did anyone else notice that we are an extremly liberal region?

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Guest cobainwasmurdered

damn liberals. my nation spits on you...if i allowed them to spit.

 

Smarktopia will destroy the Western barbarians.

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Guest evenflowDDT
My people like to believe that there is a God and a heaven that will reward them for their oppression at my hands.

 

:lol:

 

Good one Ravenbomb.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Come on, guys! You've GOTTA let me be the delegate! Especially if you need a good fake profile writer. Besides, we're recognized as liberal, so might as well pick a good representative of those sensibilities, correct??

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Guest Gimmick Poster.com
My people like to believe that there is a God and a heaven that will reward them for their oppression at my hands.

 

:lol:

 

Good one Ravenbomb.

That was me pitiful fool! I shall nuke you for not giving ME the poroper respect and credit!

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
damn liberals. my nation spits on you...if i allowed them to spit.

 

Smarktopia will destroy the Western barbarians.

I saw Smarktopia double-post, so I jokingly thought it was you.

 

It's even funnier that it turns out it *is* you!

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