Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I posted in the TSM Alliance section, but I'll repeat it: I say do it, on 1 condition: they hook us up w/ some HLA. In return, we can give them Agnes. Quid pro quo, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I am Pengzu, BTW. I figured "Why not?" I trust in Kotz or something. The Dominion of Pengzu is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning white tiger population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. The enormous government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Social Equality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Trout Farming. The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is relatively low. Pengzu's national animal is the white tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the runion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I don't see them really wanting to give us HLA, since they seem to be one of those Gay Rights regions, and the last thing they want to do is give us HLA. Guess I'll tell him that there's no deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 ...This is the leader of the Dominion of the Seraphim. The Senate and the People of the Dominion of the Seraphim (SPDS) greet you all with blessings and love. We are not in the TSM alliance, however, we are open to fellowshiping with all who seek peace. Now may the LORD bless you, and make His face to shine upon you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Clone Support Sparks Nationwide Debate HEWITT (AP) - An announcement today from the government of Lovexandria voicing it's support for cloning has led to debate everywhere from college classrooms to pubs. "I don't know why our elected government has decided to play God without first looking at the ramifications of this issue" says Thomas Hanover, one of many protestors who decended upon the country's Senate building after the televised announcement from Lovexandria's president, Peter Kostka, at around noontime after a lab at the University of Lovexandria announced a breakthrough last week involving the successful cloning of Pepe, the chihuahua of a lab assistant. "It's really very exciting," says lab head Fleur Chicago. "Until now, we've kept very quiet, to avoid being targeted by lunatic fringe groups who for some reason think it's wrong to clone human embryos. It's too early to promise anything, but we hope that one day we will have genetic cures for a whole range of debilitating illnesses. We are happy the government has decided to allow us to continue and build on our work." The government, in an official statement earlier in the morning, lauded the lab and hoped that this was just the beginning of a new medical age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Clone Support Sparks Nationwide Debate HEWITT (AP) - An announcement today from the government of Lovexandria voicing it's support for cloning has led to debate everywhere from college classrooms to pubs. "I don't know why our elected government has decided to play God without first looking at the ramifications..." ...The Senate and the People of the Dominion of the Seraphim (SPDS) have spoken: "You shall not play God. You are not God, so leave His creation alone." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 9, 2003 Until you're actually part of the TSM Alliance, we don't give a shit what you think. You just make up that whole article yourself, Kingpk? I didn't know we could get little news stories written about our countries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted January 9, 2003 I did it myself, but the quote by the lab head was taken from the issue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 What, was it opposite day in the Free Republic of Kyliedom? I legalized Euthanasia, and now it says that it's illegal!! I hope that didn't have something to do with some UN resolution against it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ...This is the Leader of the SPDS, we have joined the TSM alliance. Now to the important message to all in the TSM alliance: THE SENATE AND PEOPLE OF THE DOMINION OF THE SERAPHIM (SPDS) HAVE OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE 'FREE REPUBLIC OF KYLIEDOM!!! I REPEAT: THE SPDS HAVE DECLARED WAR ON KYLIEDOM!!! IT IS WAR!!! WAR!!! NOTHING BUT WAR!!! The blood will run deep in the land of kyliedom (<---not a typo)! I, the Leader of the SPDS have vowed to capture and burn the leader of kyliedom to death. We have given the United Nations fair warning! If they try and stop us from our genocidal push to eradicate kyliedom from the face of the earth, then we will launch all of our 37 Nuclear ICBM missiles at various targets around the globe. Our message is clear. Our resolve is absolute. To all nations in the TSM alliance, you are either with us, or you are against us. You will either help the SPDS hunt down and Butcher the vile people of kyliedom, or you will stand in our way. Make no mistake, the SPDS will never tire nor rest until all of the ungodly, evil, non respectful, sarcastic, childish thinking, bad dancing, gimmick posting, horrible writing, unoriginal, kyliedomites are dead. Our weapon of choice will be White-Phosphorus (Willie-P). For those of you who are unaware of this substance, it makes FIRE!!!!!!!!!! As indivduals we may not wage war, however, as a sovereign nation we can and should try to eradicate evil. It is to this purpose we are dedicated. The anihilation of kyliedom will come to pass. To eradicate evil is our goal. We now start by eradicating kyliedom. Death has come to your shores kyliedomites. May God have mercy on your souls!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Jesus, you're stupid. IT IS WAR!!! WAR!!! NOTHING BUT WAR!!! This in particular was funny. I wanted War AND cupcakes, dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted January 10, 2003 *Drafts resolution to ban the SPDS from the TSM Alliance* Signatures? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ..."Sir, we have recieved a report that there is talk of trying to banish us from the TSM alliance. What should we do?" "Haaahahahaaa. Fear not their feble attempts of ridding themselves of us." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 10, 2003 is there any way we can nuke him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I am part of the TSM Alliance now. DA resides in the Empire of Earned Respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Let's just ignore him. If that doesn't work, warm up the ICBM's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted January 10, 2003 I joined - in the region already. The People's Republic of Turman "Do As We Say!" UN Category: Father Knows Best State Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Few Location: The TSM Alliance The People's Republic of Turman is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 18%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry. Crime is moderate. Turman's national animal is the wolverine and its currency is the namrut. Edit: Nevermind. I guess I already am Dictator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ..."I the Leader of the SPDS, have called for this emergency press conference. I wish to remove the leader of kyliedom as our U.N. representitive. Seeing that kyliedom will be eradicated from the face of the earth, the good nations of the TSM alliance should have a real and living representitive. I move to have a revote for the U.N. representitive!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Seriously, how do we get rid of someone? Is there a way to do it, or do we have to actually ask them to leave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dangerous A Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Here is a little more about The Empire of Earned Respect Motto: Along with Rights come lots of Responsibility. UN Category: New York Times Democracy Civil Rights: Excellent Economy:Good Political Freeedoms: Superb Location: The TSM Alliance The Empire of Earned Respect is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning wolverine population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 12 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct. The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Voting is voluntary, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is moderate. Earned Respect's national animal is the wolverine and its currency is the gamengiri. Bow down to the Empire!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ..."NOW THE FEAR SETS IN!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 10, 2003 ..."Sir, it's been reported that members of kyliedoms' leadership are trying to flee in exile to Brazil. If their boats or planes leave the Isle of kyliedom should we sink them or knock them out of the sky?" "Yes. The only way to deal with evil, is absolute eradication! There will be no kyliedomite left on this planet. All planes, boats, ships, or anything that moves from that island will be destroyed. Is that clear General DeAngelo?" "Sir, yes, sir!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 10, 2003 The Gay Alliance is pissed that we didn't get into a treaty with them. I wouldn't have anyway, they seemed to be those people who take the game too seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted January 10, 2003 Taking the game too seriously? Bah. Kill them and eat them (hmmm... maybe THAT should be my new national motto). Oh, and since everyone seems to be posting their info, I figured it was pretty obvious who I was, but for those who didn't know... The Rogue Nation of Pregnant Cannibals "HEIL HANNIBAL~!" UN: Democratic Socialists Civil Rights: Very Good Economy: Struggling (because the damn corporate world is SEXIST~! and doesn't allow enough maternity leaves) Political Freedoms: Average (you can mate, kill your mate, and eat. What more freedom do you need?!) The Rogue Nation of Pregnant Cannibals is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed population of 10 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 48%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing. All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Pregnant Cannibals's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the praying mantis is a protected species, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pregnant Cannibals's national animal is the praying mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the piranha fang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 11, 2003 HELP! Me and my allies are getting caught up in a war (started unprovoked by H2) that we in all likelyhood won't win. I originally attacked H2 when he attacked my ally The Calm Lands for reasons that are still unknown. He attacked back and we got a message from one of HIS allies telling us to lay off or get attacked. Komerade, you have better lay off in attacking my good friend Alexi of the noble country H2. If you do not, i shall attack you like wolf attacks deer, as well as my allies. After me and the leader of The Calm Lands both told him what was going on and how we were provoked, all the while doing it in a calm manner, all of this happened: 36.0 Hours Ago A brigade from H2 (#1773) has invaded your lands!Your defenses held their ground and forced the enemy away.You lost 134 Troops, 74 Turrets, and 44 Tanks, but destroyed 72 Troops, 63 Jets, and 57 Tanks. 36.0 Hours Ago A brigade from H2 (#1773) has invaded your lands!Your defenses held their ground and forced the enemy away.You lost 87 Troops, 48 Turrets, and 28 Tanks, but destroyed 60 Troops, 53 Jets, and 48 Tanks. 35.9 Hours Ago H2 (#1773) attempted to Bomb Airbases in your country! 26.9 Hours Ago You've been given ten free acres, courtesy of our advertisers. Please show your appreciation by visiting our sponsors' sites. 24.5 Hours Ago A brigade from H2 (#1773) has invaded your lands!Their forces broke your defenses and captured 15 acres, 1742 dollars, and 969 food bushelsYou lost 93 Troops, 51 Turrets, and 30 Tanks, but destroyed 175 Troops, 130 Jets, and 49 Tanks. 8.2 Hours Ago New Germany (#7202) has declared war on your country! 8.2 Hours Ago New Germany (#7202) attempted to Spy in your country! 8.1 Hours Ago A brigade from New Germany (#7202) has invaded your lands!They slaughtered 41 of our civilians and razed 0 buildings!You lost 73 Turrets, but destroyed 480 Jets. 8.1 Hours Ago A brigade from New Germany (#7202) has invaded your lands!They slaughtered 41 of our civilians and destroyed 313 bushels of food!You lost 102 Troops, but destroyed 720 Troops. 8.1 Hours Ago A plague has been found in our food supply! Only our doctors can cure it. 8.1 Hours Ago A plague has been found in our food supply! Only our doctors can cure it. 2.5 Hours Ago A brigade from H2 (#1773) has invaded your lands!Their forces broke your defenses and captured 13 acres, 1721 dollars, and 881 food bushelsYou lost 137 Troops, 78 Turrets, and 42 Tanks, but destroyed 166 Troops, 124 Jets, and 53 Tanks. 2.4 Hours Ago A brigade from H2 (#1773) has invaded your lands!Their forces broke your defenses and captured 12 acres, 1581 dollars, and 780 food bushelsYou lost 130 Troops, 74 Turrets, and 39 Tanks, but destroyed 174 Troops, 130 Jets, and 56 Tanks. New Germany was found to be an ally to both New Soviet Republik and H2. I then recieved this message from H2: Hello Vestigia. I won't destroy you if you do not attack me ever again. If you do i will send my allies to destroy you. I have several allies each having about 7 nukes each and 50 cruise missles and chemical missles, 50,000 troops, 7000 tanks and 5000 jets. They will destroy you. Have a nice day. so as you can see, we are in a great deal of trouble. We told them that we wouldn't attack them anymore if they didn't attack us anymore, and that was before the stuff that I posted happened, so they will probably attack us no matter what. Any help would be greatly appreciated. -The Leader of Vestigia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Ravenbomb: If you need help, I'm there. Just tell me what you need. As for the Jennifer Gov't thing, Ifound this quite amusing: "The Issue In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Electrifyer's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that big shows could be added to the menu. The Debate "The fact is, the big show population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Pete O'Bannon. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have big show kebabs, big show pies, big show-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy." ^This is the position your government is preparing to adopt. "I agree that something needs to be done about big show over-population," says random passer-by Pete Longfellow, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal." "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Violet McGuffin. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The big shows were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The big show is part of what makes Electrifyer a great nation!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gimmick Poster.com Report post Posted January 11, 2003 I posted this over at Nationstates, but I'll pose here as well.... >>>I can't believe that Kotz, basically the leader and representative of this region, didn't support my ivcasion of the Gay Alliance! I'm reading their message board and Kotz has actually apologized for "the conservative trogladytes." And I was the olny one that defended this region after the Gay Alliance basically lampooned us in the way only they could. Now, I'm not trying to take this game to seriously here, but if there's going to be any purpose at all, we've got to do something besides create wrestling related inside jokes and message each other on these slow ass servers like some pussies. And I'm not talking about role playing as if we're in some cheap RPG with debating issues and stuff. I'm talking about putting an ass kicking to countries abd regions like the Gay Alliance who believe that they can ridicule us for not attaching ourselves onto the sweaty nuts of their infantiles issues!<<< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted January 11, 2003 I would have invaded with you, but after 30 minutes of unsuccessfully trying to switch regions, I gave up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gimmick Poster.com Report post Posted January 11, 2003 Yeah, the server really does suck. But I don't think it'll get better fo awhile. 40,000 nations and counting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted January 11, 2003 the situation looks like it may be defused soon, but I'll believe it when it happens Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
