If the Smart Marks was a school.......

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

This topic came about when I was talking with TSA a couple nights ago about the thread where somebody mentioned how CWM has a cyber-crush on her. I replied that it's like recess, TSA is the hot popular chick and CWM is the shy kid trying to talk to her. Which made me wonder, if we treated the Smart Marks board as a school, who would everybody be? Who'd be the nerds, jocks, drama kings/queens, artists etc....

 

Me, I'd probably be a friend of the popular people, but never high up on the social ladder because I'm never in the spotlight.

 

I'd definetly say TSA is the artistic chick , because she's one of the only girls who posts here and anybody who read her comment in the "Facials" thread can attest that she is not afraid of telling people how she feels or what she thinks. Good talker, good thinker, good listener.

 

Sandman is probably the weird kid who would sit around paper-cutting himself during art class.

 

Anybody else?

[Guest Dace59]

I'm the nerd of course.

[Guest SP-1]

I'd definetly say TSA is the artistic chick , because she's one of the only girls who posts here and anybody who read her comment in the "Facials" thread can attest that she is not afraid of telling people how she feels or what she thinks. Good talker, good thinker, good listener.

I don't know if that'd make her artistic. It'd just mean she's expressive and open.

 

I, on the other hand, would be that slightly geeky kid that was still pretty cool, but was very outspoken about his strong opinions on faith and love, death, romanticism in general. I'd be the guy that wrote for the school newspaper, was in the theater troupe, etc. Probably more along the lines of an artist.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I'd be the one that'd sit in the back of the class, barely noticed but who would one and a while give thoughtful opinions. I'd be like Team B of the NWO as compared to the cool kids.

[Guest NYCTA Bus No. PA1767]

I'd probably be known as "Bus Boy" or "Metro King" as I am in the ral world and be the Chris Jericho of TSM. Hanging with the main event players but always jobbed out and screaming incoherently in the end.

[The Dames 0]

The cool principal?

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Do we REALLY need to think that hard about who I'd be?

[Guest Kinetic]

I'd be the cool kid in the back of the class, always ready with some sort of witty remark. That would stand in stark contrast to my actual persona in high school: That one guy. You know, the one with the hair. Kinda tall and thin. No, not him. The other guy.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Ohh, you're THAT guy.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman is probably the weird kid who would sit around paper-cutting himself during art class.

That, the kid who would fall off the jungle gym for no reason, and the person whom everyone thinks is most likely to shoot up the school.

[Guest Kinetic]

I was really just some dude. People who had classes with me were occassionally subjected to my bizarre sense of humor and insistence on having complete control over all group projects, but other than that I was nobody. The best I could hope for was being "_____'s boyfriend."

[Guest AM The Kid]

Yeah, same.

[Guest Flyboy]

The black kid that hangs out with the older crowd.

[Zorin Industries 0]

NERD

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'd be the giant friend of nerds everywhere and beat anyone who messes with them to a bloody pulp along with being the star RB of the school's football team.

 

I guarantee I'd bring our school gold.

 

I think Dr.Tom could be the cool security guard who doesn't give a flying fuck about what happens in the school and flirts with all the hot little Junior's of the school when they pass him on by.

 

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I'd definitely be the psychotic kid who doesn't show up half the time and when I am there, sit in the back drawing headless corpses and demons holding machine guns.

 

I guess Sandman and I would be the Trenchcoat Mafia.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Does that mean I'm one of the first victims on your hitlists when you two decide to shoot up the school?

 

[Guest RobJohnstone]

naturally I'd be starting tail back of the football team.

 

--Rob

[Guest papacita]

Class clown. Back in High School I'd do and say the stupidest things just to try and get a laugh out of people.

[Guest Mr. Slim Citrus]

Well, IRL I was a nerd/jock in high school, kind of like what Sassquatch described.

 

Since the closest thing I have to an internet AE is my e-fed character, I would say that based on him, I would be the goofy foreign exchange student who is naturally likeable, but tends to say unintentionally funny stuff all the time, kind of like Fez on "That 70s Show," but without the homosexual overtones...

[Guest bob_barron]

I'd also be the class clown probably

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I have a feeling that me, converge, and Agent would all be the metalheads. Long hair, screech and growl at each other, and talk of bands with names that are words that you would have never heard in a hundred years.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Personally i think me and Deacon would be the two weirdos who go around constantly talking about links

 

You know, " That guy, is on the football team with...that guy...who dated....that gil..but she cheated on him with that guy"...etc

 

Either that or the Foreign Exchange student

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

gee, i'd probably be cruising the halls with zack as the brains of the preps

 

 

gee...that was high school

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Class Clown. It's what I was in High School. I'd do anything to get a laugh or to make someone smile.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

That one kid that everyone thinks hasn't been around for a while and everyone assumes is a nerd just because he rarely speaks/keeps to himself and happens to know a lot of obscure things.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Does that mean I'm one of the first victims on your hitlists when you two decide to shoot up the school?

 

Nah, Sass, you're always cool with me.

[Guest The Superstar]

"Some guy"

 

"Acquantices" (ie not close friends) with just about everyone, sort of nerdy, star of an unpopular sport. In AP classes and stuff because I'm well...really smart.

 

Seeing as I'm in high school...yeah, that's me.

[Guest Gimmick Poster.com]

I'd be the guy that everyone wants to be but sadly can't as God only places one rich, infinitely handosme to the point of sheer ridiculousness, star football player/captain of the Academic Team with a 5.0 GPA high school senior in one region every 28 years.

 

I'd also be the guy that has had sex with all of the ***** girls in the school, yet has not one STD. The girls I would have fucked will go from girls who have sex regularly to untouched flowers that will have the unmatched privelage of me being their first and therefore devote their lives and mouths to serving me (and occasionally providing HLA) and only me, whilst snubbing everyone else.

 

I shall have an entourage that is only popular because they hang with me. I shall know someone from every social standing in the school, seemingly their friend but only to use them to bolster my image and make me look like a man of the people.

 

But why am I saying I'd be? That's my life!

[Guest dreamer420]

Easy. The Stoner.