If the Smart Marks was a school.......

[Guest welshjerichomark]

i'd be hanging out with the popular girls (tsa?) hanging on to their every words and carrying bags for them

 

or

 

i'd be the weird foreign exchange kid who doesn't talk but cries a lot

[Guest Banky]

I'd be the heart throb. Everyone wanted me in high school, so it wou;dn't be any different now. I'm dead sexy.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Oh, and Kotz, Kylie has the best ass ever. People magazine even said so...

 

If we went Zack's way...I'd be that Ogre dood...you know, the doofus big oaf?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, and Kotz, Kylie has the best ass ever. People magazine even said so...

You know why it's the best ass ever? Where's J.Lo's trunk junk going to be by the time she's 50? DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR. Kylie's will still be firm and perfectly round when she's 50, 60, 70, however old you want the situation to entail, because it isn't a floatation device attached to the bottom of her spine like J.Lo's.

 

I hear scientists use Kylie's ass as a geometry and physics instrument.

 

EDIT: Sorry for breaking up the flow of the thread, but when someone recognizes the greatness, I have to show it to those who have yet to realize it.

 

A shot of it from the side:

 

And head-on:

 

Thank me later.

[Guest Banky]

Kylie also had some work done to her ass, hence why it looks good.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, they restore other great works of art also. Does The Last Supper drop in stature because they restore it to fight off age and decay?

 

I think NOT.

[Guest Banky]

Its just a *tad* different. How old are the other works of art? 30 years old? Nope, just Kylie.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

34, but I see what point you're trying to make. However, human art obviously has a much shorter lifespan, being, you know, temporary and all.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Ass is ass and Kylie's is rockin to say the least.

 

But Salma Hayek and/or Tia Carrere will always be the total package.

 

Oh, uh...

 

*gotta beat someone up to maintain image*

 

AGNES!

 

*pummels Agnes with axe handles and kicks*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Agnes is the school's universal verbal and physical punching bag, especially after that episode in the locker room was made common knowledge...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

The Mysterious One's the guy who never shows up at class but runs the high school newspaper.

[Guest crandamaniac]

I should start writing a screenplay on this stuff and sell it to NBC. "SmarksSchool", coming Saturdays to the NEW TNBC~! It's comedy gold.

For some reason, this thought popped in my head. Could you imagine Metal Ed on this show?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I should start writing a screenplay on this stuff and sell it to NBC.  "SmarksSchool", coming Saturdays to the NEW TNBC~!  It's comedy gold.

For some reason, this thought popped in my head. Could you imagine Metal Ed on this show?

Yeah, but he'd never be in "class". He'd be the guy who pops up in woodshop/auto shop to make a valid point, despite everyone thinking he's a weirdo.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'd be the person who shows up from time to time and then beats up weaker posters to get cheered

[Guest Banky]

I'd be the person who shows up from time to time and then beats up weaker posters to get cheered

Its happens so much to you on here that you would ream to do it in real life....I totally undertsand where you are coming from.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

If this was a tv show and Metal Ed was on it, he'd be like Fonzie, gradually taking over the show and running it into the ground.

 

edit: Brutal, Banky, just brutal. I used to think YouDaFoo was the funniest dude on here, but it's you, man.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I'd be the person who shows up from time to time and then beats up weaker posters to get cheered

Its happens so much to you on here that you would ream to do it in real life....I totally undertsand where you are coming from.

You missed the threads where RobStone said I was badmouthing him to look popular?

 

that was my inspiration for that, and it was a joke.

[Guest Angle Armbar]

I'd be the kid who kept getting expelled from school for being a constant troublemaker, but I had to be reinstated because I'm rich. And despite being an asshole constantly, I'd have many friends and most people would love me.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'd probably be another "THAT guy". My personality, interests, and ability to occasionally make a good point/give good advice would win some friendships with the popular people, and a lot of people would know me, but wouldn't really talk to me or hang out outside of school. Pretty much how it went in real life.

 

Oh, and I'd wear a shirt with the "Look at me! I'm an attention whore!" picture.

[Guest Johnson1620]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

well there's a fucking great post.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Yea, CWM, let's bully him!

 

::CWM and evenflowDDT deliver a MANLY BEATDOWN~! to Johnson1620::

 

...hey dude, you wanna hang out after school? You're washing your hair? How about tomorrow? You're going to a Nirvana concert with your friends? All right...

 

...

 

 

hey, wait a minute!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM walks off with all the girls laughing*

 

just like REAL high school huh Evenflow?

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman beats up Johnson, slicing him open with a pair of scissors stolen from art class::

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

But Salma Hayek and/or Tia Carrere will always be the total package.

 

Mmm ... Salma Hayek ... *drools*

 

I'd be either the foreign exchange student ('cause I'm from WDI. Get it?! Get it!? I'm a riot.)

 

or

 

the quiet who is always sleeping through class yet somehow manages to pass with good grade and tosses out a bizarre nugget of wisdom now and then before going back to chewing on his pencil.

 

What a surprise, that's me in real life too.

 

*continues trend*

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

If we're going on our posts for our personality, then I'd be Nelson Muntz without the bully aspect.

 

I'd just wait for something to happen and then yell out.

 

Ha Ha = This thread is ghey.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Would all of the admins be the teacher's/front office people?

[Guest KanadianKrusty]

I'd probably be that quiet kid that knows everything about something no one cares about.

[Guest godthedog]

since my mom has an enormous flat-screen tv with an $800 sound system, i'd be the guy that invites everybody to his house to watch the wwf ppv's. and, because of the nature of this school, the entire school would probably be there.

 

i'd be relatively quiet around all but my closest friends, always doing drama club stuff, always writing, etc. i think kinetic and i would also make each other laugh a lot, as we seem to have the same detached, dry sense of humor.

[Guest nikowwf]

Did you have a friend in school who was a good guy, but didn't really hang out with you after school, and no one knew him that well. For all you knew, he could be a mass murderer, even though he seemed like a nice guy because you just never saw him except inside the school.

 

thats me...

niko