Guest Gimmick Poster.com Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Listen, be yourself and fuck what others say. Don't change for anybody, do your own thing. And if you wanna go and buy some two inch lifts, buy them! It's your life! But remember, your friends may laugh at you when they find you're wearing lifts. It's like wearing a push-up bra IMO. When they find out the REAL you, they may be sorely dissapointed. But then that's why you need to lie a little because we can't afford to be dissapointing others in this world! And besides, just think of all the chicks you'd miss if they liked guys 5-8 and up. But screw them though! There're girls that like guys your height better! What you need to do is be yourself and buy those lifts and fuck all the girls! Becuase in the end you need to be yourself and please everybody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Listen, be yourself and fuck what others say. Don't change for anybody, do your own thing. And if you wanna go and buy some two inch lifts, buy them! It's your life! But remember, your friends may laugh at you when they find you're wearing lifts. It's like wearing a push-up bra IMO. When they find out the REAL you, they may be sorely dissapointed. But then that's why you need to lie a little because we can't afford to be dissapointing others in this world! And besides, just think of all the chicks you'd miss if they liked guys 5-8 and up. But screw them though! There're girls that like guys your height better! What you need to do is be yourself and buy those lifts and fuck all the girls! Becuase in the end you need to be yourself and please everybody. Being 6'4, 220....I couldn't of said it better myself. Oh, by the way Dames...you've gotten a lot more than I have, so size doesn't matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Your serious? Your seriously thinking on wearing these lifts permantely? I'm pretty sure your friends are going to rip on you about it. If they claim they aren't going to, their lying. HAHA... I for one, never claimed I wasn't going to rip on you man. And you know for a fact that one other person said he was definately going to. If you think the guys get on your case now, just wait. If it won't bother you, go ahead with the lifts. Personally, I wouldn't do it. But that's just me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JACKASS Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Most of you guys know that I'm a short guy, 5'6. Now, I may seem fine with it, but the truth is that I'm extremely insecure about my height and always have been. I've been wrestling an idea as of late and I'd like your opinions. I've been considering buying shoe lifts to make me look 2 inches taller. They're placed into any existing shoe and won't be seen by anyone unless you happen to look in the shoe itself....kinda like Jericho. Most of my friends say that I should do it, another good friend of mine thinks that it's not worth it and that my friends will just rip on me some more. So, I'm torn. They're not that expensive, but I'd have to mail order them. What do you think? Dames Please tell me a grown man isn't this insecure with something about himself to post it on the internet. Man you should be proud of that no matter what. Fuck what others think, and you should just be happy with the way you are and make the most of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Miss Indy Queen Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Well I have already told you my thoughts and opinion on this situation. I really don't see the point in getting lifts to make yourself look taller. Just be happy with what you were given. My question is why all of a sudden you're talking about getting lifts? I have known you for over 4 years and it's only been recent you have been mentioning getting lifts to be taller. I personally think you look fine the way you are and don't need them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Ever since I went to the Sharper Image with EQ and his mom (WOO!) and she showed me the lifts (hint, hint), my curiousity was peaked. With the new year, I'm trying to get my life in order and I figured...hell, why not, you know? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Considering the average girl is 5'5" to 5'7", I don't really see how being 5'6" is such a burden. There are PLENTY of girls shorter than you. Believe me, it's harder being tall. Dating people over a foot shorter than you isn't a lot of fun, IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Get some stilts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted January 2, 2003 AoO rules. I just wanted to get that out of my system. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Tell me it wouldn't be great if Dames got up on stilts. Maybe even dress up like Uncle Sam or something like the guy in UHF on the telethon. Get a picture of that in his sig with a caption like "Dames: Frustrated Midget" or "Dames: Towering over TSM." The possibilities are endless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted January 2, 2003 *waits for AoO to be banned* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted January 2, 2003 How about height-increase programs? Try a basic site directory like this, and do a little research. Go a little bit down, and you'll see a few websites about height-increasement programs. If you're skeptical about them, it's better to stick to the lifts, I guess. You're already a confident man, Dames. How else would you explain all those incessant attempts at paying homage to your testicles? If you're already having second doubts about the lifts, think of the alternate possibilities. EDIT: Edited in signature. I need a identity, dammit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 2, 2003 It would probably be cheaper to paint yourself blue and move into a mushroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Tell me it wouldn't be great if Dames got up on stilts. Maybe even dress up like Uncle Sam or something like the guy in UHF on the telethon. The Uncle Sam thing would be nifty. Picking up loose women would be easy, since all one would have to do would be point at them and say, "I want YOU to <insert sexual favor/indecent proposition here>." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ant_7000 Report post Posted January 2, 2003 If you feel the lifts going to boost your confidence then go for it, the average female is about 5'5 anyway and your 5'6 you shouldn't have to worry about that. Im about 5'11 I not insecure with it, I wouldn't mind getting lifts so I can dunk consistently, most females I date I hover over them anyway their usually in the 5'2-5'6 range. And like they say everyone is the same height laying down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Workrate Report post Posted January 2, 2003 Considering the average girl is 5'5" to 5'7", I don't really see how being 5'6" is such a burden. There are PLENTY of girls shorter than you. Believe me, it's harder being tall. Dating people over a foot shorter than you isn't a lot of fun, IMO. I agree. Short girls suck. Average girls suck, too. Don't waste your time with them. Damian, I don't suggest wearing lifts. They are very uncomfortable and can cause your feet to be misaligned. Granted, they will make you seem taller and give the appearance that you have less girth, it's not worth it in the long run. Stay the way you are. Look at yourself in the mirror and stare. Admire the exuding handsomeness. Be proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imajackoff? Report post Posted January 3, 2003 Hell, Im 5'5" and I've never considered anything like getting lifts. Man, talk about beating yourself up over something you cant control. Maybe I have such solace because of my huge schlong. That was a joke. But seriously, do you want to know someone who would think less of you simply because you're 5'6"?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Workrate Report post Posted January 3, 2003 But seriously, do you want to know someone who would think less of you simply because you're 5'6"?? I've met probably over 100 guys who think this way, and no, I don't want to know them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 3, 2003 Dames said it wasn't really about what others think, it was just for himself. And I can see where he's coming from, cause I've experienced something similar, only it wasn't my height. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest converge241 Report post Posted January 3, 2003 hey most intelligent women believe in the overcompensating in the sack based off the Napolean Complex and like it... thats a good aspect if you're "short" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Report post Posted January 4, 2003 Most of you guys know that I'm a short guy, 5'6. Now, I may seem fine with it, but the truth is that I'm extremely insecure about my height and always have been. I've been wrestling an idea as of late and I'd like your opinions. I've been considering buying shoe lifts to make me look 2 inches taller. They're placed into any existing shoe and won't be seen by anyone unless you happen to look in the shoe itself....kinda like Jericho. Most of my friends say that I should do it, another good friend of mine thinks that it's not worth it and that my friends will just rip on me some more. So, I'm torn. They're not that expensive, but I'd have to mail order them. What do you think? Dames Dude, I don't know you very well, but in my opinion you shouldn't do it. You shouldn't feel insecure about yourself being short. Your not in a world with "prefect people". Your one friend is right, if you do this then you have the chance of someone seeing you with "lifts" in your shoes, ouch. It's kinda like a girl in high school stuffing socks in their bras (catch my point). Question: "How do you expect people to like you, if you don't like yourself?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
