The one and only 1/2/03 WWE Smackdown thread...

[Guest Will Scarlet]

John Cena and Bull Buchanan...I am not sure why, but I found that whole thing funny. I hope Cena gets the upset here.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

It's time for Cena to job to Rikishi again!

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Oh great, this match again. Will they actually be able to beat Rikishi this time?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Not a good way to start off the year, even though I MARK for John Cena.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

At least Cena doesn't wear those gay tights anymore.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Rikishi + Bling-Bling = *click*

[Guest Quik]

How many times have we seen this?

 

Bloody hell...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Mayhem and Marriage.

 

V1 > BL

 

TEAM ANGLE V. BENOIT AND A PARTNER!

[Guest tpww7]

Some reason it doesen't feel live to me. Maybe it's just me.

[Guest Mole]

Anyone notice Rhikishi's pop was shit?

[Guest HartFan86]

Okay, I'm back from dinner.

 

IT"S CENA YES

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Notice how the crowd is DEAD...... even they know Rikishi SUCKS.......

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

RIKISHI LO-DOWN!

[Guest Quik]

So, who's Benoit's partner?

 

They never said who Brock faces tonight. Gee... I wonder if he'll be in a tag match?

[Guest Mole]

Sweet, Cena one.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Woohoo! Cena and Bull get the win! Finally!

[Guest tpww7]

God damnit, why must Cena need to cheat to beat RIKISHI.

[Guest Mole]

Sweet, Cena won

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

YES!

 

JOHN CENA DEFEATS RIKISHI!

 

Rikishi screwed Rikishi

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...already the marriage?

 

YES! GET IT OUT OF THE WAY!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Upset by Cena. Yay.

 

Does this mean this crap is going to end now?

 

Oh shit, promo by Dawn.

 

If she isn't showing off the ass or the rack, I'm not interested.

[Guest HartFan86]

Do they just want ratings to die? I mean, seriously...this is just gay.

[Guest Mole]

YES NAKED DAWN MARIE!!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

You people are morons!

 

Albuquerque doesn't know anything about fashion.

 

Ok.. now it's not going to occur

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Okay, let's take a vote... which would you prefer: the Dawn/Al Wedding, B&C Wedding, OR a HHH 20-minute promo?

 

Personally, I'd pick B&C...the lesser of the 3 evils

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh my god...seriously. This is stupid. Even the typical mark knows that there is no nudity on cable TV.

[Guest tpww7]

Nude Dawn Marie = ratings

[Guest Quik]

ZZZZZZZZZ.

 

Okay, now don't get me wrong; I love pussy just as much as the next guy. But this is just stupid.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

They are promising nudity now? What? Is 20 minutes of Al Wilson not enough to sell this angle?

[Guest AndrewTS]

...

 

Okay, now I'm interested. I know it won't happen, but still.