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Guest Zack Malibu
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Here's another one of those "Fun" threads that we can all partake in, much like the "One million reasons DJ Jeff Sucks" thread. Everyone feel free to add to it...

 

You know you spend too much time at The Smartmarks when...

 

1)You include emoticons on important documents, such as resumes, office memos, etc.

 

2)Instead of asking for a raise, you asked your boss to change your custom title

 

3)When know a female on the rag, you say she's "pulling an Alina"

 

C'mon guys, add to it!

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Guest bob_barron
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1) When you tell someone to wear the blue ones because they match their eyes

Guest caboose
Posted

5) When you try and beltshot someone for saying something you disagree with.

 

6) When someone acts like a self-righteous ass-hole and you think of Jubuki.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

You put a massive sig after every question on a quiz or test.

Guest caboose
Posted

8) When you give yourself a gimmick so people will notice you.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted
8) When you give yourself a gimmick so people will notice you.

Silence.

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

When you argue with a co-worker, and ask your boss to ban him.

Guest caboose
Posted

10) When you form a cliq with other people who have been around at your work for longer than others.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

When, in bowling or pool, the physics don't work out quite the way you wanted, depriving you of a great shot and you say you were owned.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted

When somebody repeats themselves 2 or 3 times in a row, you immediately think of CWM

Guest Zack Malibu
Posted

When you feel you deserve a promotion/raise/whatever because you're "established"

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Anytime you feel besmirched, you want to take them to NHB.

Guest AlwaysPissedOff
Posted
When somebody repeats themselves 2 or 3 times in a row, you immediately think of CWM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Guest Flyboy
Posted

When you start bragging about your post count to your friends when they have no idea what you're talking about.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I've done that.

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
Posted
You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I'm guilty of that too

Guest Spaceman Spiff
Posted
You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

You wish Zack Malibu went to your school, just so you could say you "know" him.

Guest Big Poppa Popick
Posted

You threaten to use Supa-Mod powers on your friends

Guest Renegade
Posted
You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

I just press the mute button.

Guest Downhome
Posted

After reading this so far, I can officially say I spend too much time here, thank you.

Guest welshjerichomark
Posted
You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

im glad im not the only one

Guest crandamaniac
Posted

This happened to me once. When my truck got broken into, the police car had the number 212 on it. The first thing that popped in my head was "Hey, that's like Areacode212"

 

When you think Sassquatch is a big guy with tons of comic book knowledge, and not some big hairy thing harassing campers (he might do that too, I dunno)

 

When you're talking to somebody, you're really excited, and you constantly make this sign with your hands "~!"

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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You see Kylie on television or hear a song and IMMEDIATELY think of me.

I immediately reach to change the channel or station, actually...

I just press the mute button.

I'd also have to block her out from the shoulders up

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Whenever you are reading a Calvin and Hobbes book you think of Spaceman Spiff.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

My friend and I say "BAH GAWD!!" all the time, about the most trivial of matters.

 

"You want something to drink?"

"Get me a BAH GAWD PEPSI, BAH GAWD!!"

"DAMN THAT PEPSI TO HELL!"

 

Also, INTENSE~! is used a lot. I also always say "ghey" as it appears, and it sounds funny.

Guest Flyboy
Posted

I've written "~!" and "NO POBO" on my binder in class when I was bored. -_-

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