Could you Fight this PREACHER and win???

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

You know, I've come to suspect that Dopey, at 39 (one of the older posters here) prides himself as a youth minister. This thread is the kind of thing those guys think is cool. They always think all the hip, happening kids can be found playing miniature golf.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

For being 39, he's shown the maturity of a spoiled 8 year old at times...

[Guest Dopey]

It strikes me as odd that a "39 year old religious man" would initiate a fight at all, let alone on an internet message board.

 

Dopey, indeed.

Zack, first of all it's hypothetical and it's for the sake of entertainment.

 

Second, this is supposed to be a WRESTLING board. Maybe your to young to know where wrestling originated, but it comes from the Greeks and Romans, a way of trainning in hand to hand combat. Pankration, or Hard-fighting. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with a NHB mixed martial-arts compitition.

Also, have you ever read about David and the 9ft. tall demon-possesed Warlock called Goliath of Gath? This demon-seed was calling down curses in the name of his god, and David son of Jesse called him on it. After David cut his head off, he gave glory to the God of Israel!!!

 

I see nothing wrong with having a mixed martial-arts competition, and doing it for a cool reason. Then again, I am a man and have testostrone which makes me a little aggresive by nature. If you are a female Zach, then you probably wouldn't understand that. If you are, I'm sorry if this upsets you. Maybe you should find another thread to look into.

 

Otherwise, Zach, you'll hear,"Are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on!"

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Demon possesed warlock? And Zach a female?

 

Ok, Dopey, I admire your sincerity, and as much as two people who've exchanged a word or two on the internet can be, I'm your pal. So I'm going to tell you this as your buddy. Your posts suck. Like this thread... it's terrible. It sounds like something you sat up all night thinking of and then threw out hoping to sound off the cuff. And that one you started in comics? Ugh. You seem like a decent enough guy, but look around you. Does this seem like the kind of thing we enjoy here? It's not. Calm down a little. Cut back on the exclamation points. Just act normal.

[Guest Ram]

It strikes me as odd that a "39 year old religious man" would initiate a fight at all, let alone on an internet message board.

 

Dopey, indeed.

Zack, first of all it's hypothetical and it's for the sake of entertainment.

 

Second, this is supposed to be a WRESTLING board. Maybe your to young to know where wrestling originated, but it comes from the Greeks and Romans, a way of trainning in hand to hand combat. Pankration, or Hard-fighting. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with a NHB mixed martial-arts compitition.

Also, have you ever read about David and the 9ft. tall demon-possesed Warlock called Goliath of Gath? This demon-seed was calling down curses in the name of his god, and David son of Jesse called him on it. After David cut his head off, he gave glory to the God of Israel!!!

What does that have to do with ANYTHING?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This is fucking retarded.

 

God damn fucking stupid posters with no fucking brains come here, and then we get some faggot who goes on and on about this shit. It's fucking retarded.

 

*leaves*

[Guest MrRant]

Jesus Christ.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

David hit Goliath in the head with a fucking rock. Nowhere in there was there any wrestling. Dumbass.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

Jesus Christ.

Yes, He is are GOD and SAVIOUR. Good Job.

[Guest Dopey]

HEY, EVERYBODY RELAX!!!!!

 

GET OVER YOUSELFS!!!

 

I STARTED THIS POST AS SOMETHING THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

 

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POSTING HOW YOU WOULD GET IN THE RING AND SMASH ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A STOP SIGN!!!

 

GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!

 

HAVE SOME FUN!!!

 

BEING SERIOUS 24/7 WILL ONLY LEAD TO HEART ATTACKS!!!

 

GET OVER YOURSELF COBAIN!!! FIRST YOUR NOT THAT COOL!!! SECOND, YOU NEED TO TRY AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!

 

..."Dopey grabs Cobain and gets him in a standing arm-bar!!! "Hey, quit it, I only weigh 90lbs, stop it!!!" cobain screams. "Dude, I told you to relax, now I'm going to make you relax". Dopey lets the arm go and puts Cobain in a standing neck-crank. In only 11 seconds Cobain goes out. Big John jumps in and breaks the hold!!!

 

NOW RELAX AND HAVE SOME FUN!!!

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

"our" not "are". God hates you now. He told me so Himself.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A condensed version of what Dopey said.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

"our" not "are". God hates you now. He told me so Himself.

Shame on you

[Guest Dopey]

..."The crowd in a frenzy, chanting Dopey, Dopey, Dopey!!! He jumps out the ring, grabs a steel chair takes off toward the back. Rounding the corner he sees Spider Poet drinking a cup of coffee. Bang!!! The chair leaves a dent in his head. Rant turns the corner, and Wham!!! The chair catches him on the left side of his head. Lilian Garcia, the ring anouncer, screams in terror! Dopey's on a rampage...look out!!!"

[Guest Dopey]

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

..."Oh you want to laugh at me huh??? I'll give you something to laugh about." Dopey grabs laughing boy and puts him in a standing guillitine.

"How do you like this exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Guest Dopey]

..."After he's done with laughing boy, Dopey spots Fly-boy, "Hey, you skinny little runt, get over here!!!" Dopey takes off running at him full speed, but the 39 year old legs can't catch the terror motivated Fly-boy.

"Hey, get back here I'm gonna ban you from the U.S.A.!!!"

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

You're at the wrong site. Go look up that Christian Wrestling Federation or whatever.

 

You'll find a lot of the same spirits there than you will here, I'd imagine.

[Guest So what? I liked bubble boy]

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

..."Oh you want to laugh at me huh??? I'll give you something to laugh about." Dopey grabs laughing boy and puts him in a standing guillitine.

"How do you like this exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Absolutely, Crazy, Insanely Hilarious

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(Kotzenjunge enters the ring, drops his pants, and commands the Preacher to fellate him immediately)

[Guest Dopey]

..."In shocked surprise Dopey stands with his mouth open for a moment, then let's out a rebel yell!!!!!!! Oh no you didn't!!! "Kotzenjungen, Kotsbehuven, Katsbehumpin, whatever your name is (thinks to himself quick--doesn't that mean Crap-youth or Wasted-youth in German?) now I'm gonna beat you like your daddy never did!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

..."Oh you want to laugh at me huh??? I'll give you something to laugh about." Dopey grabs laughing boy and puts him in a standing guillitine.

"How do you like this exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

(RatsMilk holds Dopey at gunpoint and throws him a banana)

"Stick that banana in your buttcrack, then dance around in a circle while saying 'I was born out of Satan's ass.' ... Do it, godboy!"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

..."In shocked surprise Dopey stands with his mouth open for a moment, then let's out a rebel yell!!!!!!! Oh no you didn't!!! "Kotzenjungen, Kotsbehuven, Katsbehumpin, whatever your name is (thinks to himself quick--doesn't that mean Crap-youth or Wasted-youth in German?) now I'm gonna beat you like your daddy never did!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My father gave me daily beatings with a baseball bat. I don't think you can beat that.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

now I'm gonna beat you like your daddy never did!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Ram]

WTF?

 

[Guest RobJohnstone]

the last thing this forum needs is a clone of the oaoast.

 

--Rob

[Guest Dopey]

..."What?" Dopey stands and reads Jobbers post. "Oh, thats funny! Come here Jobber, I'm gonna show you why they call you Jobber!" Dopey picks up the news paper, rolls it up and takes off after Jobber. Jobber now terrified, runs out of the ring and trys to make it to the back. However, Abdulla The Butcher is in the house tonight and sticks out his foot and trips Jobber in his panic stricken flight. Kadauush!!!

Jobber falls face first and screams in pain. Meanwhile Dopey catches up to him and now stands over him wielding the news paper, "Oh, what's wrong?! Not so funny now, huh Jobber?" Dopey starts to beat Jobber with the news paper, Whap! "How do you like that?" Whap! Whap! Whap! "Next time--Ugh!!" --out of nowhere Flyboy pops Dopey in the head with a plastic bottle of beer. "Who's the skinny runt now punk?!"

Dopey goes down in a daze...

[Guest Dopey]

WTF?

 

...After Dopey recovers from the bottle, he limps back to the ring. Once inside he looks around at the crowd and spots Ram. Shaking the cowb webs out he now focus' his attention at Ram and shouts, "Oh look everybody, we've been blessed tonight by Ram, another frustrated writer. What's wrong Ram, Tom Clancy not returning your calls? Stephen King blew you off when you begged for his autograph?"

 

Dopey stands with his chest out waving, "Come on Ram, let's see what you got. Why don't you jump in the ring with me? Let's go writer boy, let's see if you can put me in the Clancy Clutch!"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Dopey's just another game, a stupid trick. He's just another bitch on my dick, that's how dudes be getting sick. That's how dicks be getting drips, falling victim to this shit. From these bitches on our dicks, fucking chickens with no ribs.

 

That is, indeed, why I have no time for Dopey.

 

(Flyboy will get this)

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Dopey, you're continually no selling my blatantly satanic offense.

*throws Dopey into a barbed wire pentagram*