The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest HartFan86]

Steiner is fucking great on the mic....he's just so fucking unpredictable.

[Guest Mole]

Please do Scott, please do.

[Guest AndrewTS]

This is frickin' ridiculous.

 

"Tonight, you're gonna show Steiner and the whole world who the man is, in that posedown!"

 

Do it to save the youth center, HHH!

The H-Team, the animated series.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Hogan ought to join this posedown.

 

I can't believe JR just said he can't wait for it.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

MOLLY MATCH!

 

YES!

[Guest jester]

Great, Jackie. It's going to get so much better now.

[Guest HartFan86]

FOUR FUCKING HORSEMAN!!

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Look on the bright side, at least there's been no corpse sex...yet

[Guest tetsubeav]

MUST WATCH CONFIDENTIAL

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Oh god, not another Horsemen reunion...

[Guest Mole]

Is JR gay looking forward to the pose down?

 

OH great, women's wrestling. This is the worse Raw.

 

HORSEMEN ON CONFIDENTAL??? I'm actually going to watch it.

[Guest El Satanico]

So who's bright ideal was it to start Raw off with a 10 man twenty minute beat down of the Dudley Boys?

 

If it takes ten men to beat down Dudleys just imagine how many it will take for HHH to ok a beat down of himself.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Team Top-Heavy vs. Team Booty.

 

I like Molly--but I don't think this is going to liven the fans up.

[Guest Mole]

Well, the bright side is that there is Booker T.

 

Well, I hope he is here tonight.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

We're going to pass 30 minutes without an actual men's wrestling match.

 

I weep. I also laugh. I'm kind of hoping they really, really start cheesing it up, not only with posedowns, but also breakdancing contests, car washes, boxing matches...I want to go back to all the character gimmicks of rock n' wrestling.

 

If you're gonna go down, at least go down big.

[Guest AndrewTS]

So who's bright ideal was it to start Raw off with a 10 man twenty minute beat down of the Dudley Boys?

 

If it takes ten men to beat down Dudleys just imagine how many it will take for HHH to ok a beat down of himself.

Remember the Taker/Yoko casket match?

 

4 times that many guys.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Panzer Dragoon Orta commercial = the highlight so far

[Guest jester]

At about 10:10:

 

"RVD, could you go out there and wake them up?"

 

"Whatever Brian."

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

We'll at least it's not a pilgrim fashon show

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Man Joe Millionaire is actually starting to look appealing now. who else wants to beat the crap out of the Duds? Why can't Orton come beat them up then tell the crowds that luckily the shoulder strap on his sling didn't chafe him this week?

[Guest AndrewTS]

We're going to pass 30 minutes without an actual men's wrestling match.

 

I weep. I also laugh. I'm kind of hoping they really, really start cheesing it up, not only with posedowns, but also breakdancing contests, car washes, boxing matches...I want to go back to all the character gimmicks of rock n' wrestling.

 

If you're gonna go down, at least go down big.

Bikini Car Wash match?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...Horsemen on Confidential

 

This means Horsemen Next Generation appears soon.

[Guest Mole]

They only say that for Smackdown, because they know it is true.

 

Actually, it is the best WRESTLING show.

[Guest Eagan469]

meanwhile, Shawn is in a bathroom praying "for the strength to have one more match"

 

elsewhere, RVD is praying that "my blunt will last another 10 minutes"

[Guest Angle-plex]

Arm Wrestling

Pose Down

 

Next week, Triple H and Scott Steiner will both run a marathon. Whoever finishes first is the better man~!

[Guest chirs3]

Wow. 21 minutes of this show was enough to make me stop watching.

 

*fires up Tachyon: The Fringe*

[Guest HartFan86]

Sold out in Boston!

 

I have a feeling RVD and/or Kane will turn on the other.

[Guest Mole]

elsewhere, RVD is praying that "my blunt will last another 10 minutes"

 

Nothing wrong with that.

 

BOOOOOO, Women's wrestling.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Is JR gay looking forward to the pose down?

No, just retarded, like Vince. I think it's pretty obvious he has a fetish anymore.

 

You're insulting the real gay men by implying they might find Steiner or HHH to be attractive. It's more like Mick Foley's promo about how after being beaten within an inch of his life, in his near-comatose state he found Stephanie to be "vaguely attractive"

[Guest tpww7]

So I guess the Kane heel turn is tonight.