The One and Only Raw Thread for 1/6/03

[Guest Mole]

I think Chris is right.

 

Vince is going to be back soon.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

"What a distasteful way to start RAW"

 

I love shoot comments etc. etc.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Is this a shoot that Bisch has taken control?

 

And let the fellating of that hoss Blatista continue.

[Guest Mole]

So, if King goes down there, does that mean we might have a new color man?

[Guest HartFan86]

I bet we come back from commercial and Jerry Lawler is laid out.

[Guest Eagan469]

first 1/8 of RAW = pure shit

 

oh no Jerry, don't....

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

That was a hot crowd. Good thing they started with a COMPLETE HEAT VACCUUM to suck the life out of them.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yeah, Chris is likely right.

 

WM match: Vince vs. Bischoff.

[Guest Mole]

That was a good Snicker's commercial

[Guest BobBacklundRules]

Does anyone smell a faction war brewing?...

 

Bisch, Morely, 3MW, Batista, Regal, Storm, and HHH

 

Dudleys, King, Steiner, BookDust, Kane, RVD, JR

 

...because I don't

[Guest geniusMoment]

I get the feeling this is the set up for a big angle where Bisch. takes over raw. If thats the case then the angle was good.

[Guest jester]

C'mon, I hope 3MW stiffs the shit out of him.

 

Hey Lawler, that hairweave isn't too obvious...

 

Hmmm... Vice City commerical. Willpower weakening...

[Guest HartFan86]

Well this is a really different way to starting off Raw.

 

I wonder if Bischoff IS booking?

[Guest tpww7]

They couldn't of dropped this...could they?

[Guest AndrewTS]

In a month or so: "Batista is getting a big head backstage..."

 

Raw after that report: HHH pins Batista.

 

Not that I'd care, just saying...

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Wow HHH's lil buddy dropping a "Bastards" on air for JR and King. Gerwitz is cutting edge I tell you!

[Guest Eagan469]

I go downstairs - AND THE SEGMENT WON'T END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Mole]

This is still going on? The Duleyz are going to be on Raw for the first 30 minutes for goodness sake.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yeah...lets kill the crowd further--STORM AND REGAL!

 

That'll liven 'em up.

[Guest jester]

International business is booming. Let's be sure to put Regal and Storm in a feud against announcers.

[Guest Eagan469]

where the fuck's Spike?

[Guest HartFan86]

HHH USED TAN IN A CAN AGAIN!

[Guest tpww7]

Now we go from that to HHH..

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

RIC FLAIR SPEAKS!!!!!!

[Guest Mole]

Hey, its Triple-Juice.

 

I think it should be who does the most juice, not a pose down.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

This is frickin' ridiculous.

 

"Tonight, you're gonna show Steiner and the whole world who the man is, in that posedown!"

 

Do it to save the youth center, HHH!

[Guest AndrewTS]

AHHH!!! MY EYES!!

 

HHH is a wannabe Luger now.

[Guest jester]

TONIGHT'S RAW MAIN EVENT: Who has the better doctor administering roids, HHH, or Steiner?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

"Look at your guns, man! Wow!" I can't believe Flair has sunk so low.

[Guest Eagan469]

we have reached 20 minutes of pure shit