The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman spins on his head after winning. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was on the mat and still going. Ooops::

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Where?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

BPP raises Sandman's right hand

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Where?

Scroll back to the Thrown over the top rope. The one where he sold it by saying his feet went onto the barricades.

 

HOW can that happen when the barricades and the ring are too far apart?

[Guest Sandman9000]

To be fair, Sandman does propose no-selling Slick's judgment, since no one has sold all night, and does propose the coin flip.

 

Edit- Or rock paper scissors. We each PM our pick to Slick.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

aww fuck this Sandman, youre both dead

 

I win

 

its settled

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Slick...go with Sandman's judgement?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

umm hello

 

youre both dead

 

everyones gone

 

im left in the ring

 

i win

 

ive got two deathcore shotguns if anyone has a problem with this

 

::Headless Sandman doesnt seem tohave a problem::

 

::BPP cant find Chris's head amongst all his body parts, so he assumes thats a yes as well

 

 

OOC: Chris , youre ghey for worried about winning a messageboard battle royale

[ChrisMWaters 0]

umm hello

 

youre both dead

 

everyones gone

 

im left in the ring

 

i win

 

ive got two deathcore shotguns if anyone has a problem with this

 

::Headless Sandman doesnt seem tohave a problem::

 

::BPP cant find Chris's head amongst all his body parts, so he assumes thats a yes as well

 

 

OOC: Chris , youre ghey for worried about winning a messageboard battle royale

OOC: I take everything I get involved in seriously. ^_-

 

But I just want an honest, non killing ending to this.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

"No Your Not"

 

::Dumps BPP OVER THE BAH GAWD TOP ROPE::

[Guest Sandman9000]

But I just want an honest, non killing ending to this.

You ain't gonna get one. Someone dies anyway.

 

Screw Slick, loser dumps themselves. Heads or tails?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

BPP no sells reject...hes way too far down on the card to eliminate a main eventer

 

you also left previously...dont contradict yourself

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Alright guys, rock paper scissors it is. PM me with your picks.

 

Unless, of course, you want to be Co-Winners of the Rumble....

[Guest Sandman9000]

Chris, heads or tails?

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

i vote for everyone dies

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...which to do Sandman...Co-Winners, or the Rock, Paper, Scissors?

[Guest Sandman9000]

Chris, heads or tails?

^

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hold on Sandman...I wanted your opinion on Slick's idea of the co-winners.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Me no like.

 

After this much post whoring and no-selling, it deserves some form of a winner.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

All right...um...heads.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

How about you both jump over the Top Rope and be Co-Winners....

 

So....Who wants to be Lex Luger ? Who wants to be Bret Hart ?

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Chris, rock, paper, or scissors?

[Guest Sandman9000]

::The coin flips end over end, into the air, then falling, gracefully, back to earth. Sandman goes to catch it, but the coin misses his hand. The coin hits the ground, where it begins to glow in an odd amber color. Sandman immediately realizes that the coin was one of his nuclear bomb coins, which detonates, explodes, ignites, and kills everyone within a 250 mile radius of the ring. No sign of anyone is left::

 

OOC- Since Slickster organized this whole thing, let's name him the winner.

 

Not BPP, he doesn't serve it.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Ring Announcer: The winner of the 2003 SmartMarks Royal Rumble.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SANDMAN9000!

 

*pyro goes off*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Sigh* Oh well..

 

*Extends hand to Sandman.*

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

the ghoul of BPP celebrates with the ghoul of Sandman for his victory...they go off to possess the souls of innocents

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Having no-sold a nuclear explosion, Sandman rightfully deserves his award. Sandman shakes Chris' hand, or what is left of it. Sandman spins on his head and thanks everyone for being such great competitors/victims::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::Then he kills them all again. HA ha ha?::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Chris' Ghost Ghetto blasters Sandman for that....then goes to look for a quick revive spell.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Chris' Ghost Ghetto blasters Sandman for that....then goes to look for a quick revive spell.

[Guest Banky]

Fuck the Sandman. I own his soul thus I am winner.

 

WINNER OF THE BANKY EDWARDS ROYAL RUMBLE : BANKY EDWARDS!!!!!!!!

 

 

Thank you thank you. I am too awesome for words. None of you even deserve to eat my shit. Bow down!

 

I own.