The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: sells the boot to the nuts and falls to the floor, and tries to crawl away ::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**takes Sandman's shopping cart on the outside, and handcuffs both of Spike's hands to opposite ends after putting him in it**

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman no-sells Dawn's attack to hit Hulkster with a lighttubes before he leaves, then sells::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Waters grins at another idea he has...and cuffs himself to the bottom ring rope...so he can't be pulled back into the ring until he's ready.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*sneaks off to the outside to apply electrical tape to anything that's bleeding*

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Wanders around blind, before getting nailed with a hard chair shot from Sandman. Rips shirt and stays down, bleeding profusely.*

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: goes to crawl under the ring, but the TEAM UV Snake appears and scares him away ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman zaps Chris' handcuffs with the weedwhacker, effectively breaking them.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**starts mercilessly pounding away on Spike with a steel chair**

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*puts the boots to Spike*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Sandman zaps Chris' handcuffs with the weedwhacker, effectively breaking them.

*Quickly slides between Sandman's legs...then pulls them up...SHARPSHOOTER!

[Guest y2jailbait]

*Waters grunts...then goes to a fan he paid off at ringside, who de-cuffs him...then goes back to the ringside seat at the announcer's booth.

 

<Me>Well, Team Ultraviolence is in full now, let's see how well they do out there.

"We seem to have been joined by a special gue..........."

 

::Jailbait is then thrown from the announcer's table, never to be heard of again!::

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

*stands approvingly behind Sandman9000, only to low blow him with a light tube~!*

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

::OOC::

Hey, Spike, you're handcuffed to the shopping cart...

::OOC::

 

**continues pounding away on Spike**

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: blades like a man while taking a Team UV beating ::

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Planchas onto Spike, gets a big response and slips on a banana peel*

[Guest Sandman9000]

Is somehow low-blowed while in a sharpshooter. Since Sandman had no clue which one to sell, he sells neither.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

::OOC::

Hey, Spike, you're handcuffed to the shopping cart...

::OOC::

 

**continues pounding away on Spike**

OOC - A shopping cart? Jesus...

[Guest Sandman9000]

::Sandman gigs himself for no reason::

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: lies on floor outside of ring blood all over the place~! ::

[Guest DawnBTVS]

OOC: Damn board...

 

*Comes in and saves Spike by bashing Youth N' Asia and Corey with a lead pipe...then watches Spike crawl into floor and cowers before Team UV*

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

*realizes his double-cross was completely ineffective and cowers from Sandman9000's wrath*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::OOC::

 

You know...this is really F'd up

 

Next time we try something like this, we should do RPs on a Message Board, then have someone pick a winner out of the RPs.

::OOC::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**lifts Spike, still handcuffed to the shopping cart he is in, and tosses him (and the cart) over the top rope and into the ring with the help of ringside attendants**

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: crashes in the ring with the shopping cart landing on top of him ::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Lets go of the Sharpshooter...and shoves a Light Bulb in Sandman's mouth, making him do an Uncle Fester imitation

[Guest Sandman9000]

"Quit yer bitchin!"

 

::Hits Waters with a lighttube::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**feels his forehead, and sees he has been busted open hardway**

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**sets the shopping cart and Spike up properly, and backs up so that he's ready to push Spike towards the ropes**

 

YNA, Sandman...dudes, cover me!

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: shakes his arm, trying to pull his arm away from the shopping cart ::