The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

.:OOC

 

HollywoodSpikeJenkins, you're still in as the next entrant.OOC:.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Ok...

[Guest DawnBTVS]

OOC: Shit...what # are we on? lol

[Guest Banky]

Runs into ring and throws out HollywoodSpikeJenkins.

 

"Get outta here son, its only for the best. Oversleeping is a sign of weakness. And no excuses, I don't care if your momma locked you in the crib. Its odd how you can use a computer but not know how to escape a nap from mommy and daddy"

 

You're out!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

::OOC::

Light tubes are Sandman's thing. I prefer the hockey stick

::OOC::

 

**slides under the ropes and out of the ring, and walks backstage**

[Guest Zero_Cool]

"Ow!! My balls!"

 

The crowd erupts in laughter at Zero Cool's pain.

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS steps through the middle rope and nails a Lionsault from the outside onto Chris::

[Guest y2jailbait]

*puts on announcers headset*

 

Look at Anglesault, He's looking as ghey as Test there, but with bigger buck teeth. How ironic! And he's being carried by a waaaay better worker. OH the irony is overcoming me.

"That it is Banky, That It Is"

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Banky...I respect you as a character and all, but I am not in the ring yet...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::OOC::

 

Maybe we should have done this in classic battle royal style

 

::Back to IC::

 

*Pulls a bag out of from under the ring, opens it...AND A PYTHON SLIDES INTO THE RING!*

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

:::After Anglesault badly botches the DDT, AfrAmer Lies on the ground unconcious as the refs outside the ring throw up their arms in an X... gets stretchered to the back:::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Slips out of the full nelson, then hits a Dragon Suplex on Waters on the floor. Malibu climbs back in, where he's promptly attacked.::

[Guest y2jailbait]

"Nice elimination Banky"

 

Banky: "Bastards deserved it........."

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: doesnt know if he is suppose to come out or not, but stumbles down the entrance way towards the ring, looking in at everyone ::

 

 

Who the hell is in the ring right now?

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS throws CMW back into the ring and sligshots onto him in the ring::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**comes walking back down to the ring with a random CZW fan helping him carry a table wrapped in barbed wire and covered with thumbtacks, with light tubes duct taped on**

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*rises to his feet, and wanders in the ring, looking for a fight*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Waters gets hit...then pulls out a pair of Pliers from his pants...and gives Zack a Testicular claw with them.

[Guest Banky]

Banky...I respect you as a character and all, but I am not in the ring yet...

FUCK!

 

Well, I'll wait for you to be entered.

 

"And look at this y2jailbati, everyone is confused? What a bunch of dumb fucking smarks. They think they're smart? They are fucking stupid. Lets name this board the stupid marks. Dumb shit fucks."

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Malibu locks on a Boston Crab on CMW while AS locks on a camel clutch at the same time.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: turns around to see Corey...:

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

 

:: runs around the ring scared ::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**places the table on the outside, and trips up Zero, dragging him onto the apron**

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*catches up with Spike and delivers a clothesline*

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*catches up with Spike and delivers a clothesline*

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*catches up with Spike and delivers a clothesline*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::AS throws CMW back into the ring and sligshots onto him in the ring::

*Waters grunts in pain, but knows that he can't be eliminated this way.

[Guest y2jailbait]

Well, I'll wait for you to be entered.

 

"And look at this y2jailbati, everyone is confused? What a bunch of dumb fucking smarks. They think they're smart? They are fucking stupid. Lets name this board the stupid marks. Dumb shit fucks."

 

"Hey now, your gonna someone fired.............Ahhh who gives a fuck, kill em all and let god sort em out~!"

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

:::ala mick foley, AA stumbles back down the ramp and into the ring, going straight for Anglesault:::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*The arena goes pitch dark...the sound system picks up*

 

Let the bodies hit tha floor, let the bodies hit tha floor, let the bodies hit tha floor, let the bodies hit tha....FLOOOORRRRR

 

*Lights come back on and Youth N Asia is running the the ring with a trashcan full of weapons*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Catches Zero Cool and delivers a spinebuster.