The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest y2jailbait]

This is going to get ridiculous.

::slaps Banky and tells him to join him in commentary::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Superstar* starts to play...and out comes Chris Waters...and a cable is attached to his back from the top of the arena.*

 

WHOO! Intelligence! That's they key to my winning!

 

*leaps into the ring and attacks everyone!*

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**smacks AfAmerican in the ribs with the curved end of the hockey stick, and then uppercut the barbed wire-wrapped end of the hockey stick into ChrisMWaters' crotch**

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*waits patiently backstage after writing his number and entrance time on the back of his hand*

[Guest y2jailbait]

"Waters is a house of fire!"

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells ChrisMWaters that Molly is backstage covered in whipped cream. He proceeds to leap over the top rope and rush up the aisle.::

 

Sucker.

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS looks at the time::

 

::Dream On plays and AS runs into the ring, and Targets Zack::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Grins as it hits his cup*

 

Bad move Corey...*Controller of Cable helps me leap up to dropkick Corey in the face.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::AS looks at the time::

 

::Dream On plays and AS runs into the ring, and Targets Zack::

Are you thinking what I'm thinking, AS?

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

**smacks AfAmerican in the ribs with the curved end of the hockey stick, and then uppercut the barbed wire-wrapped end of the hockey stick into ChrisMWaters' crotch**

:::OOC mode on:::

 

umm no weapons please... they hurt

 

:::OOC mode off:::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**rememebrs his gameplan, and superkicks AS in the back of the head**

[Guest y2jailbait]

"Waters is eliminated by intellegence, WTF?"

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::Tells ChrisMWaters that Molly is backstage covered in whipped cream. He proceeds to leap over the top rope and rush up the aisle.::

 

Sucker.

:OOC:

I'll decide my actions, thankyouverymuch.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Hey, Chris, no fancy shmancy SFX here, beyotch!

 

**pokes Chris in the eye**

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells ChrisMWaters that Molly is backstage covered in whipped cream.  He proceeds to leap over the top rope and rush up the aisle.::

 

Sucker.

:OOC:

I'll decide my actions, thankyouverymuch.

Hey I had to try SOMETHING.

 

::Tells Waters that Molly has an STD, and watches him cry.::

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS falls into Chris, who gets tangled int he ropes::

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

:::gets up from the hockey stick blow, picks Anglesault up and lifts him up for a brainbuster:::

 

screams "COME ON BOY, GET UP!"

[Guest Zero_Cool]

OOC: *looks at computer clock and then board clock*

 

Shit!

 

IC: "Power Struggle" hits as Zero Cool charges down the ramp. After sliding in the ring, he gives the other combatants each a round of bionic elbows.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zack starts pummeling CMW (whoa, that's too weird) as AS looks on.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**takes out a can of spraypaint and spraypaints "UV" onto Zack's expensive shirt**

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hey, Chris, no fancy shmancy SFX here, beyotch!

 

**pokes Chris in the eye**

OW! What, afraid of me using my smarts?

 

*detatches, slides under the bottom rope...then shrugs and pulls up a chair to watch until it's just 1 on 1 or someone goes to attack him.*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Sharpening barbs on barbwire bat...waiting for his time*

 

No one should be allowed in if they're 10 minutes late after their spot

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: stumbles out from behind the curtain ::

 

HOLY FUCK! I OVERSLEPT!

 

:: doesn't realize if he is still in the rumble or not since his number was called... ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Malibu hits a tope through the middle ropes onto Chris.::

[Guest Banky]

*puts on announcers headset*

 

Look at Anglesault, He's looking as ghey as Test there, but with bigger buck teeth. How ironic! And he's being carried by a waaaay better worker. OH the irony is overcoming me.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**delivers a Bionic Field Goal Kick to Zero's sack**

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

.:OOC- screw the times, let's just go in order of entry. I shouldl've figured people would be late, and what with the lag time for posts...

Number OOC:.

 

*attacks CL416 with his own light tube~!*

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS low blows and DDTs AA and follows up with a superkick on CMW::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Chris falls back out of the chair...then uses his wrestling skills to lock a Full Nelson onto Zack.

[Guest Zero_Cool]

*no sells the kick for a moment, then falls into the corner, as Lazarus gets clotheslined*