The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest y2jailbait]

::Stares at AfricianAmerican, knocks him down to the ground::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**raises an eyebrow to YNA**

 

That would explain why people were asking me to take a Slap-SHIT when I came out of the stall...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Guitar with thumbtacks glued onto the body...CHECK

Branding Iron...CHECK...NOTE: Heat up

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

::walks down to the ring, fashionably late, as number 2::

(how many number 2's are there?)

 

:::grabs Y2J as soon as he enters the ring and whips him to the opposite ropes, preparing for a back body drop in the center of the ring:::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Since #1 never showed, Slickster has found a suitable replacement...

 

"Saved By The Bell" hits, and Zack Malibu rushes into the Rumble, even more late (and even more fashionable) than Y2Jailbait.

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

*stomps ZM as he crawls under the bottom rope*

[Guest y2jailbait]

::Picks AA and slams him into the buckle, then throws him to the ground. Then taunts ala Hunter Hearst Helmsley::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

**raises an eyebrow to YNA**

 

That would explain why people were asking me to take a Slap-SHIT when I came out of the stall...

Zinger!

 

*raises hand for high five*

 

Christ it's boring waiting for my turn...should I come in durring the time assigned...or wait till I see the number before me get in?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

::OOC MODE::

 

OK...maybe we should re-start at 7:30...so everyone's on time?

 

Just a suggestion.

 

::OOC Mode Off::

[Guest bob_barron]

Backstage Bob Barron says I thought you said 'suitable' replacement.

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

*stomps ZM as he crawls under the bottom rope*

:::aids in the beatdown of ZM, as all the girls in the crowd yell in agony:::

[Guest RobJohnstone]

**RobJohnstone watches from his tv in his limo because there is nothing else to do.**

 

--Rob

[Guest y2jailbait]

::Points backstage and tells everyone to shut the hell up and watch me eliminate AfAmerican::

[Guest y2jailbait]

::Is then eliminated by Af American::

[Guest Anglesault]

::OOC::

 

Can someone list the entrants so far?

 

::OOC off::

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

::Points backstage and tells everyone to shut the hell up and watch me eliminate AfAmerican::

:::y2j grabs and nearly gets me over.. but i grab him in a headlock and he's flipped over the top rope and out, as i sneak back under the bottom rope:::

[Guest Banky]

*urinates on thread*

[Guest y2jailbait]

::Takes a headphone, and proceeds to do commentary::

 

"That Af American is an animal~!"

[Guest Youth N Asia]

::OOC MODE::

 

OK...maybe we should re-start at 7:30...so everyone's on time?

 

Just a suggestion.

 

::OOC Mode Off::

Nah...anyone who misses their turn by too long should just be out, this may only be a 15 man rumble if everyone skips out.

 

*PROMO MODE*

 

These chicken shits are missing their spots because they fear what they cannot beat, and that is team Ultraviolence!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Backstage Bob Barron says I thought you said 'suitable' replacement.

Get your ass out here Bob. And wear the blue ones, because they match your eyes!

 

::Superkick on AfricanAmerican.::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**the buzzer goes off, and "The First Noble Truth" by Shadows Fall plays over the PA system as Corey Lazarus runs down to the ring with a barbed wire-wrapped hockey stick and a trashcan**

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**kicks Zack Malibu in the nads**

[Guest Anglesault]

what number are you, Corey?

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

::OOC::

 

Can someone list the entrants so far?

 

::OOC off::

:::OOC mode on:::

 

APnews - eliminated

y2jailbait - elim

african american

Zach morris

and Slickster i think

 

number 6 and 7 should have come out by now i think

 

:::OOC mode off:::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Corey trips and impales himself on his own weapon. Malibu hits a baselball slide that sends him flying over the railing.::

[Guest y2jailbait]

"Its a bah gawd mass confusion in there~!"

 

"My gawd buisness is picking up!"

[Guest Banky]

This is going to get ridiculous.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

::OOC::

I was supposed to be #16 to enter at 7:28. I entered at the right time, just not the right person.

::OOC::

 

**delivers a hard shot to AfAmerican with the barbed wire hockey stick**

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Zach morris

That's Zack Malibu.

 

::Spears AA::

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

:::gets up from the kick and sees Corey enter the ring... offers a handshake in an attempt to ally with Team UV:::