SJL Metal Card - January 14, 2003

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

SJL METAL CARD - JANUARY 14, 2003

Due Date: Tuesday, January 14, 2003, at 3 pm EST

Venue: Verizon Arena, Manchester, NH

Send Promos To: TheBostonStrangler

 

CARD...

 

BATTLE ROYAL

Crow vs. Leon Sharpe vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Spike Jenkins

Summary: Let's see how many of these people actually write.

Description: Elimination match. A competitor is eliminated when he is thrown over the top rope and both feet touch the floor. Last one in the ring is the winner.

Word Limit: 3500

Send To: Drew_K

 

SINGLES MATCH

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Card vs. Insane Luchadore

Summary: Both newbie Chris Card and veteran Insane Luchadore picked up wins on Crimson this week. A win here will put someone in the European title hunt.

Word Limit: 3000

Send To: AnnieEclectic

 

SNOW SHOVEL MATCH

Fugue vs. Dace Night

Summary: Damn, it's cold up here in New Hampshire! Well, fortunately the arena is heated, but that doesn't mean we can't simulate a good old fashioned winter brawl between Dace Night and M7 member Fugue!

Description: Standard no-DQ match. Two large snow shovels have been conveniently placed outside the ring on opposite ends and may be used freely.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: Wrestling_Deacon

 

SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous

Summary: What's up with Janus? Well, I'm not sure, but he was acting rather oddly after his loss to Ejiro Fasaki and Fugue on Crimson, leaving the ring in the company of the Magnificent Seven troupe. This doesn't seem like normal behavior for the Anti-Heel matchine. Maybe Johnny here can figure out what's eating him.

Word Limit: 4000

Send To: 5_moves_of_doom

 

MAIN EVENT

STIPULATION TAG MATCH

Ejiro Fasaki & Tony Hydra vs. Wildchild & Longdogger Pete

Summary: DOGGAH OWNZ ALL OF J00! Well, actually, he just owns Wrath. To avoid costly litigation, the JLCC cut Longdogger Pete a few breaks, allowing him to set up this main event match. Longdogger Pete returns to the ring after a long absence due to injury, teaming up with Wildchild against JL World Champion Ejiro Fasaki, and... Ejiro's personal ring announcer? Yeah, this should be fun. Oh, and if Wildchild pins Fasaki, Wildchild will receive a shot at the World title in the near future.

Description: Standard tag team rules apply. Additional rules will be PMed to Ejiro and Wildchild.

Word Limit: 5000

Send To: realitycheck

[Guest Crowe]

Hey now, not my fault that my computer decided to fuck itself in the ass, therefore preventing me of writing a match.

 

Crowe

[Secret Agent 0]

LDP = Vince Russo. Anyway good card. I call opening promo and the one after that.

 

Take that Fasaki!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

The main event needs to end with Fasaki grabbing a mic, looking at Pete, and screaming, "I respect you, bookerman!"

[Guest Dace59]

Ohhh... No DQ.

 

Bye Bye Fugue.

 

And nice card too.

[janusd 0]

Me against Johnny Dangerous~!

 

And it's just a standard match~!

 

..... I expect you to DIE, Mr. Dangerous.

 

*stops acting like angry Bondesque villain*

[Secret Agent 0]

Well it's about time Johnny fought Janus anyways. 005

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I think it would have been nice if someone told me I was marking a match in advance. It's cool though, my day looks pretty free and I've been wanting to try my hand at marking so whoo-hoo! I hope to do more in the future

 

And that's with no underscore. It's "WrestlingDeacon" all one word.

[Guest Dace59]

Getting my PM come as a little shock then WD.

Sorry about that.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Not your problem, Dace. I'm glad you got it in early to give me the heads up. It was my fault for not checking back at the card to see if I was marking after I asked if I could. But since I wasn't marking on the last show, I assumed I was passed over for this round of new markers. My fault, not anyone else's. I'm happy to be marking.

[Guest realitycheck]

Yeah... sorry about that, Frost. You were one of two new people (With Annie) who JLCC felt would make good markers. We left you off the last card, though, because we realized no-one had informed you. One of us was going to do it for this card, but we're all lazy bastards and forgot.

 

So yeah. Sorry.

 

-Z

[Guest Suicide King]

Shouldn't this have been posted by now?

[Guest Powerplay]

The boards were down for the better part of the last 5 hours, King. Everytime TBS came back, the boards were down. He finally went to bed because he has some finals tomorrow. Not his fault, really.

[Guest Suicide King]

Fair enough. A good excuse indeed. Not that I could have actually punished anyone mind you, since the JL is Strangler's baby now. I was just curious, since I try to stay up to date on the JL.

 

That reminds me, Strangler and I will have bump info up soon, probably the next show, so keep an eye out guys!

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

TBS is finally here. Worst day ever. Show in 10 minutes. That is all.