The One and Only Smackdown Thread for 3/16/03

[Guest AndrewTS]

This Thursday night at 8/7 CT on UPN, tune in to see WWE bid a final farewell to Al Wilson on Smackdown!

 

Dawn Marie watched her honeymoon take a horrible turn last week when her newlywed husband Al couldn't keep up with his bride's desires. Al's heart stopped beating, but he was revived by paramedics who sped to the scene. It only delayed the inevitable however. Al passed away over the weekend. Tonight, SmackDown! Superstars will pay their respects. Will this time of sorrow cause Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson to bury the hatchet or drive them further apart? Tune in on Thursday to find out!

 

Also last week, Paul Heyman and the Big Show managed to once again infuriate Brock Lesnar. Will this crafty duo get paid back on SmackDown! Will the A-Train avenge his defeat at Lesnar's hands last week? Tune in!

 

Don't miss SmackDown! when it kicks off at 8/7 CT Thursday night on UPN!

 

Credit: WWe.com.

 

I know I'M sold on the Rumble now.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Hmm. I missed it. CRAP..

The good news is that the local CBS station is setting up a UPN station on January 30th, so I'll be able to watch Smackdown at the regular time (hopefully)...

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oh--and SD card...

 

Los Guerreros vs. John Cena & B2.

Bill DeMott vs. Rikishi

Nunzio vs. Tajiri.

Brock Lesnar & Mystery Partner vs. Big Show and A-Train.

Matt Hardy vs. Funaki.

Team Angle vs. Edge & Benoit

[Guest nikowwf]

Bill Demott vs. Rikishi....ooh...excitement.

 

WHEN HOSSES COLLIDE

 

niko

[Guest AndrewTS]

Bill Demott vs. Rikishi....ooh...excitement.

 

WHEN HOSSES COLLIDE

 

niko

Hey, I'm glad it's not another cruiser--wait, are there any left Demott hasn't squashed already? Since I think he's squashed Moore about 3 times already.

 

Oh, and my apologizes about the title: 3/16? Eh, must be all the Austin talk around here. Should be 1/16.

[Guest TheGame2705]

Come on B2 + Cena and Number 1 Smackdown Announcer!

[Guest Goodear]

Los Guerreros vs. John Cena & B2.

 

B2 and Cena stink. Los Guerreros do not. But I hear Edge is not Cena and Cena is not Edge. Edge is better than Cena. B2 is not Albert. Albert is better than B2. B2 is better than no one. I'm not getting my hopes up.

 

Bill DeMott vs. Rikishi

 

Wait, is B2 better than DeMott? I'm not sure. Anyway, I think Bill missed Rey, Kidman, and Tajiri (would Matt Hardy be considered a cruiser?) in the cruiserweight squash-a-thon. Anyway, DeMott is horrible and Rikishi is servicable at best. SUCK.

 

Nunzio vs. Tajiri.

 

Considering the history of matches between these two, this could be a scene stealer. Considering the history of the WWE giving matches like this 3 minutes, it might not be one.

 

Brock Lesnar & Mystery Partner vs. Big Show and A-Train.

 

Could be good considering who the mystery partner is.

 

Matt Hardy vs. Funaki.

 

Probably forgettable since I cannot remember one of these guys singles matches to save my life.

 

Team Angle vs. Edge & Benoit

 

Edge teaming with Benoit seems wrong on so many levels. E&C II should pick up the win here so it doesn't look like they get beaten up every show. Benoit needs a little cred going into The Rumble. Should be very fun though.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I disagree about Cena. He's carryable and about average in the ring. Keep B-2's turns short and sweet and it'd be a decent little match.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Great way to start it SD off. Yup, this will really pull in those casual watchers. [/sarcasm]

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oh crap--Dawn promo to start this off...yeech...

[Guest AndrewTS]

A shitty soap opera scene with piano accompaniment...

 

Who booked this shit?

 

Check out that cleavage--really classy.

[Guest tpww7]

First time ive been able to get to the board in 3 hrs and umm yeah. Go Los Guerreros!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Eddy....is still hot without the mullet....Okay, I'll stop my teenybopperish.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Racist rapping from Cena--yup, this'll get him over.

 

Let's see how long he lasts in Texas...

[Guest TheHulkster]

That was offensive, but a good freestyle nonetheless

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

Boo-ya!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Eddy/Chavo = pros

Cena = okay

B2 = not good at all

[Guest AndrewTS]

Eddy....is still hot without the mullet....Okay, I'll stop my teenybopperish.

It's okay. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to admit that Eddy is a damn handsome man.

 

Resthold--yay, Cena..

[Guest HartFan86]

Al Wilson died

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Chavo's frogsplash isn't that good..... EDDY INJURED?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Paul Stanley 0]

Red Dogg!! WOOO!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

If anything, Red Dogg should be teaming up with D'Lo.....makes sense to me, but apparently, not to WWE.

 

Besides, if given the right angle,Cena/B2 could **almost** be like the New Age Outlaws. Cena always has an in-ring rap to say, kinda like Roaddy's "Laides and gentlemen" spiel. And B-2, like Billy, just had the ending to say.

[Guest mickberna]

Who the hell was that guy?

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

Damn, who was that who just attacked Bling-Bling?

[Paul Stanley 0]

Do you even know who Red Dogg is Yuna?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

He's from OVW, right?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Charlie *Hoss* .....okay, I know it's "Hass" but it's still funny. Well, at least to me it is.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't know who Red Dogg is. The first thing I yelled was "DARRYL FROM TOUGH ENOUGH I!!"

 

By the way, too bad Cena and B2 split up, I was FEELING the "BOOYAH!"

[Guest HartFan86]

He's from OVW, right?

Yup. OVW baby.

[Guest HartFan86]

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