The One and Only Smackdown Thread for 3/16/03

[Paul Stanley 0]

HHH is going to run in and screw Al Wilson!

 

HHH: Dawn..you are..a MURDERER!

[Guest AndrewTS]

It's a MASK!! It's really Eric Bischoff!! HER THREE MINUTES AT UP!!

 

 

LOOKLOOKLOOKITIT'SAMASK!!

[Guest HartFan86]

Where's that damn NY World Crowd?

 

BORING

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!

[Guest HartFan86]

YES.

 

TURN IT OFF

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

If you're talking to me, Bling...I started watching last year, but I have rented a ton of old PPVs, the Phenom video, etc. I missed all the Ministry/Phenom stuff, so I'd love to see it now.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Nice shots of Dawn Marie's tits though..

[Paul Stanley 0]

Great..Bischoff gets fired and goes to SD to make romantic love to Steph

[Guest AndrewTS]

AS's least favorite wrestler!....on SD!

[Guest AndrewTS]

"I want you...to beat the Big Show."

 

Nice save, Steph.

[Paul Stanley 0]

I mark out for Heyman's scarf

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

A-Train has the nastiest looking fat gut ever.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

A-Train....geez, can't he wear a shirt?!

 

Disposable razors HAVE been invented, ya know. Can't someone tell him? For the love of everyone's eyesight, please tell him of this great invention!

[Guest HartFan86]

LOL!

 

Sign of the Night: Big Slow! Here comes the Pain.

 

I might have to use that sign for the Rumble.

[Paul Stanley 0]

Ape Train..classic

[Guest AndrewTS]

Am I the only one who has UPN skipping a bit?

 

Tugbo--er, A-Train.

 

Great, now we gotta see A-Train's bulbous, hairy ass.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

A-Train's music. No insult known to man or ape could do it justice.

 

Great..growing a beard. Just what he needs....more hair.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Am I the only one who has UPN skipping a bit?

It skipped for me after Eddy and Chavo's intro.

[Guest mickberna]

Ugh. A-Train.

 

I do, however, like the steam jets.

[Guest RepoMan]

Ape Train is insulting to our semian friends.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yeah, we forgot how big Show was, Paul. Thanks for reminding us AGAIN!

 

"The--Big--Show."

 

Yeah, FEAR that article.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Gotta love the way Heyman growls "Brooock...Lesnah!" That scarf doesn't match his outfit.

[Guest RepoMan]

Why's he wearing a scarf inside?

[Guest Bling-Bling Buchanan]

HAPPY DANCE

[Guest AndrewTS]

Goldberg's Aryan equivalent on his way...

 

 

REY!!! FUCK YEAH!!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest RepoMan]

If didn't read the spoilers I'd be very happy right now.

[Paul Stanley 0]

REY!

[Guest AndrewTS]

TOTAL SQUASH!! LOL!!

 

*NOW* does this mean we were right and A-Train's going back to Velocity?!

[Guest RepoMan]

Yeh a crusier actually goes over a hoss!