I just heard the WORST shit ever

[Guest Flyboy]

I didn't buy it.

 

You're 16 and haven't had a boyfriend? Prude.

[Guest treble charged]

Hey, don't judge her. I'm 19, and I've never had a boyfriend, either.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I have a Biscuiteers CD to listen to....gotta love the Funk...

[Guest Flyboy]

It must be a Canadian thing.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kylie > Avril > Britney > (oh, why not) Audioslave > DJ Jeff > AGNES > Incandenza > Kinetic.

 

And that's a SHOOT, BRUTHA!

[Guest Flyboy]

Kylie > Avril

I'll give you that one, but just barely.

[Guest Banky]

Nope, I'd rather listen to 'I'm a slave for you' than 'skaterboi'. There is atleast some range with Miss Spears, Avril rips off no talent music as it is - and she sucks even more on top of that.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Duran Duran is NOT no talent music.

 

(stands up and represents the 80s love)

[Guest Flyboy]

I skip "Complicated" and "Sk8er Boi" everytime I play the album, Banky.

[Guest HungryJack]

Avril is Canadian.

 

But ,her music sucks.

 

Thus , a dilemma.

 

Britney Spears is hot.

 

But, her music is also ass.

 

Dang.

 

What to do?

 

 

I go with Avril. She projects less of the 'I am of loose morals' kinda vibe.

 

 

And BX is awesome. Cwm , I don't hate you , but don't hate on B-X.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

Kylie Minogue is by far the best female talent in the pop music industry today. My only complaint is that mutated accent she's adopted. What happened to the girl next door Aussie accent she once had!

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

It must be a Canadian thing.

 

Yeah. It's called "Canadian chicks aren't sluts."

 

(I'm sorry, but I couldn't pass that up.)

 

Avril is ass, purely because her whole image is such a fraud she makes me sick.

 

She can't even skateboard, yet carries one around to photo shoots, for chrissakes.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

The problem with Avril is I can't get a handle on her audience.

 

Britney has young girls and middle aged men.

 

Kylie has gay men (but not exclusively, as I am implying nothing about Kotz. Hell, I listen to her too).

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

That Audioslave cd is absolutely horrendous. It's throwaway RATM riffs mixed with Cornell's solo cd.

 

Nothing as good as Bullet in the Head or Outshined. Hell, nothing even approaching those levels. The whole thing's just really uninspired and bad.

[Guest SP-1]

 

You've unleashed the fucking fury.

Okay. I don't even give a damn about Audioslave or it's massive suckocity anymore.

 

Inca, that shit was funny. If I weren't shilling OAOAST stuff, I'd steal that, quote and all, and it would have a home in my signature. I knew this thread was destined for greatness.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's way funnier if you picture Yngwie Malmsteen saying it in Cosby's voice.

[Guest SP-1]

I feel this is a good time to ask just who this Milmstein guy is. Because I have no clue and I think alot of stuff would be funnier if I did.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

oh lord. Yngwie Malmsteen is notable for his exceptional guitar skill and the fact he has an ego comparable to, if not bigger, than Lars Ulrich and Axl Rose combined. He's talented and worth listening to, even if he lifts a lot of his material from classical composers.

 

His official site.

 

He's notable on this board for a thread dedicated to him when he snapped on some woman on an airplane and was quoted with shouting "You've unleashed the fucking fury!"

 

This topic was covered in music here.

[Guest SP-1]

Thanks. I have a feeling I'm going to greatly enjoy reading that thread.

[Guest SP-1]

Listened to some of his stuff and checked the thread.

 

This guy has a new fan. Why? Because's I enjoy reading about people with inflated ego problems and their antics.

 

His guitar work isn't too bad either.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kylie Minogue is by far the best female talent in the pop music industry today. My only complaint is that mutated accent she's adopted. What happened to the girl next door Aussie accent she once had!

You know, I had a really good feeling about this new guy, and it was confirmed. Kudos to The Scarlet Pimpernel!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

And BX is awesome. Cwm , I don't hate you , but don't hate on B-X.

 

Yes, Yes he is. This was all a big joke to get people to stop talking religion.

 

Though I wasn't supposed to own him as much as I did, that was just my sheer genius.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

It was all a SWERVE~!

 

CWM > Russo

[Guest LooseCannon]

Damn, I was wondering why this argument seemed to get so bitter over just about nothing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

well if I really did hate audioslave it would have got that bitter.

 

I think the band is okay. nowhere near as good as RATM or soundgarden where though

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

well if I really did hate audioslave it would have got that bitter.

 

I think the band is okay. nowhere near as good as RATM or soundgarden where though

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

well if I really did hate audioslave it would have got that bitter.

 

I think the band is okay. nowhere near as good as RATM or soundgarden where though

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Audioslave still sucks, swerves be damned.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

But admit it...the swerve owned you.

 

Russo couldn't do any better.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

So, is this the new "come in and argue if you have nothing better to do or just need to vent" thread?