I just heard the WORST shit ever

[Guest B-X]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Dude this fight is over. I've won and you as you always do in your sad sad life have lost.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The two posters with 10,220 posts each have reduced BX to using pictures.

 

I don't know of, nor care about, Audioslave.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Flyboy did nothing!

 

It was all me.

[Guest Flyboy]

Glory hog.

[Guest Banky]

Nirvana > Audioslave

 

Rage Against the Machine > Audioslave

 

Soundgarden > Audioslave

 

Must I continue? Ok.

 

Britney Spears > Audioslave

 

Avril Levigne < Audioslave.

 

Banky Edwards > Audioslave

 

Banky Edwards > CWM

 

Banky Edwards > BX

[Guest Sandman9000]

Audioslave sucks. Nirvana sucks. But I have to go play both of them at the campus radio station in two hours anyway, so I'M the one who truly has to suffer here.

 

Everyone else, four words: my nuts, your mouth.

[Guest Banky]

Everyone else, four words: my nuts, your mouth.

Promise?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

My god I should have bet him money...this is hilarious

[Guest Kingpk]

Wow, that flame war was Butterbean-Bart Gunn quick.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

B-X lasted about as long as Bushwhacker Luke in the Rumble in this thread...

 

no wait...

 

Bushwhacker Luke > B-X

or yet

Bushwhacker Luke = B-X

but I wouldn't be so mean to Luke...

[Guest Kibagami]

::reads title of thread::

 

Audioslave sucks dick.

 

::leaves::

 

K.

[Guest Kinetic]

Nirvana > Audioslave

 

Rage Against the Machine > Audioslave

 

Soundgarden > Audioslave

 

Must I continue? Ok.

 

Britney Spears > Audioslave

 

Avril Levigne < Audioslave.

 

Banky Edwards > Audioslave

 

Banky Edwards > CWM

 

Banky Edwards > BX

So, wait. If Audioslave > Avril Lavigne and Britney Spears > Audioslave, then one could conclude that Britney Spears > Avril Lavigne. I'm no Avril fan, but I refuse to believe that. At the very least, Avril goes to the trouble of pretending to be a real musician. No, Banky, the truth of the matter is that Avril Lavigne > Britney Spears and that Kinetic > B-X + CWM + Banky + The city of Omaha + Joe Millionaire.

 

Oh, and Bill Cosby.

[Guest Incandenza]

Cunt.

[Guest Flyboy]

Avril Lavigne > Britney Spears, by far.

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeah, that's right. I dissed The Cos. I'm sick and tired of that guy. I don't think enough people don't talk about Bill Cosby.

[Guest Incandenza]

Yeah, that's right.  I dissed The Cos.  I'm sick and tired of that guy.  I don't think enough people don't talk about Bill Cosby.

 

You've unleashed the fucking fury.

[Guest Kinetic]

What kind of a way is that for Bill Cosby to dress? Why, that sweater is downright dull. You're not going to sell pudding or Kodak film dressed like that, bub. No siree. I daresay that Bill Cosby has lost his edge.

 

And that hat is ghey.

[Guest Incandenza]

 

I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into, Kinetic.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

Scarlet Pimpernel > France

[Guest Incandenza]

Scarlet Pimpernel > France

Shut up. This doesn't concern you.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

That ain't him. No way.

[Guest Kinetic]

 

I don't think you understand what you're getting yourself into, Kinetic.

All right, well, after seeing that picture it's fairly clear to me that Bill Cosby is deceased and we're all part of some elaborate Weekend At Bernie's-esque ploy. The real question is this: What would you pinpoint as the time of death? I'd say somewhere during the filming of the pilot of Cosby, his ridiculously unfunny 90s sitcom.

 

And, fuck. Theo carried him through The Cosby Show anyway. I don't think enough people talk about Malcom Jamal-Warner.

[Guest Scarlet Pimpernel]

Scarlet Pimpernel > France

Shut up. This doesn't concern you.

Wrong. It concerns anyone who's prepared to make a contribution to the topic, which has so far gone in 4 different directions.

[Guest Incandenza]

Cosby committed suicide in 1994, despondent over the failure of his pet project, The Cosby Mysteries. The Cult of Cosby--which has been in existence since his bravado performance as Mother, in the the 1976 film, Mother, Jugs & Speed--have been keeping him alive and working ever since. We've made our share of mistakes, but Cosby's day will come yet again....

[Guest Kinetic]

Is it true that he has a doctorate in cartooning? That's a pretty cool thing to have a big degree in, I'd say.

 

Is cartooning right? Animation? Cartoonery?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

That picture looks like a zombie hybrid of Bill Cosby and Redd Foxx.

[Guest Banky]

Fuck that, Avril couldn't hope to be as fuckable as Britney. Both of their music sucks, so that evens out - but persona-wise, this contest isn't even close. Avril is a country music girl, thats the worst.

[Guest Flyboy]

Well, duh Avril isn't as fuckable as Britney, but if I was forced to listen to their music I would pick Avril over Britney.

 

Hell, I have both of their first CDs.

[Guest CanadianChick]

You have a Britney Spears CD to listen to? Loser.