I just heard the WORST shit ever

[Guest LooseCannon]

I've heard nothing by Audioslave, but from what I've heard people say, I'm in no hurry to change that. The nicest thing anyone says is that they're not as good as RATM or Soundgarden, which sounds like the makings of mediocrity to me.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

But admit it...the swerve owned you.

 

Russo couldn't do any better.

I'll admit it. I swallowed it hook line and sinker. By the way, I hope BX was intentionally being goofy, cause those pictures really were counterproductive.

[Guest godthedog]

Kylie Minogue is by far the best female talent in the pop music industry today. My only complaint is that mutated accent she's adopted. What happened to the girl next door Aussie accent she once had!

please. bjork knocks kylie minogue on her surgically-enhanced ass on voice alone. and don't even get me started on things like creativity and talent.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

I really, really don't get what is wrong with audioslave. They're not the greatest thing ever, but Cornell is still a great vocalist. I've heard cochise is one of their more pedestrian offerings. I'll see.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I have no clue wether BX was trying to be bad...i don't think so

[Guest Angle-plex]

There is no god. There is no Jesus. Church is gay.

[Guest SP-1]

Audioslave still sucks, swerves be damned.

Agreed.

 

Though I will admit that the swerve was . . . well it was interesting. I wouldn't say surprised because I think that to be surprised is to have some kind of vested interest in what the surprise was about. In this case, I didn't give a damn either way so it was just another swerve post.

 

Good effort though. But due to my lack of emotional attachment to the situation, I can only fairly award this venture **.

[Guest B-X]

Cobain, I love you. This thread is dead.

 

[Guest subliminal_animal]

To me, the whole thing sounded like BX was actually getting pissed. Regardless, that was one of the worst flame wars I've ever seen. Bad, bad, bad.

 

Your mom knows a lot about "social interaction".

Dude this fight is over. I've won and you as you always do in your sad sad life have lost.

These were bad insults. I mean, HOLY SHIT THAT INSULT WAS SO BAD IT WOULD BE INSULTING IF IT WASN'T ON ACCOUNT OF IT BEING SO BAD-level insults.

 

I think they were meant to suck, though. Eh.

 

I don't have an opinion on Audioslave. Kylie Minogue seems like a nice enough lady, but if she got any plastic surgery on her face, did they botch it on purpose? She looks rather gross sometimes.

[Guest Banky]

Britney Spears > all of you.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Britney Spears' tits > Britney Spears

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Dammit, this thread's still going?

 

Anyway, I concur with the last two mathmatical statements, which, if simplified, gives us the following:

 

Britney Spears' Tits > Britney Spears > All of You

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Kylie Minogue is by far the best female talent in the pop music industry today. My only complaint is that mutated accent she's adopted. What happened to the girl next door Aussie accent she once had!

please. bjork knocks kylie minogue on her surgically-enhanced ass on voice alone. and don't even get me started on things like creativity and talent.

Plus Bjork dresses funny and has had kids. TWICE~!

[Guest Kinetic]

Fear not, trusting readers: My hatred for Cosby is very real. Well...hatred is a little strong. I guess I'm suffering from Cosby fatigue more than anything else. But that fatigue features the sort of intensity that cannot be faked. I also really do believe that Malcom Jamal Warner made The Cosby Show, as most of the great episodes were heavy on Theo. So while these other guys might have been fooling around, I was making some very serious points pertaining to Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, the city of Omaha, and Joe Millionaire. I don't regret a single word of it.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

man...i wish Britney's tits were over all of me...

 

 

oh damn...did I just say that out loud...

 

 

DAMN THOSE FALSE ICONS ALL TO HELL DAMMIT~!

[Guest SP-1]

Kinetic, you're full of shat. Cosby made The Cosby Show and you know it. Theo was a little bitch that will never, ever achieve the stardom of Dear Mister Huxtable.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Cosby might have been an integral part of the Cosby Show's success at the beginning. But after a few seasons, his head swelled larger than Will Smith's and Roseanne's combined. The Cosby Show toppled under the vast weight of Bill's ego.

[Guest SP-1]

You bitches are just jealous that YOU didn't get the endorsement deal for J-E-L-L--O.

[Guest Kinetic]

I'll tell you this: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is shamefully underrated. I watch it every now and then and rarely run into a bad episode. Carlton contained more comic value than the entire cast of The Cosby Show. However, The Cosby Show did spawn A Different World, which introduced a young Kinetic to the comedy stylings of Sinbad, who would go on to become one of my heroes. Everything balances out, I guess.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I think Brittney Spears' music is nothing special and does not stand out amongst the other Pop Teen's out there today.

 

But she is very good looking and if given the chance I would tap that ass in a second.

 

Although Christina Aguilera can hit some good high notes which Spears seems to have trouble with.

[Guest SP-1]

Carlton contained more comic value than the entire cast of The Cosby Show.

Bastard.

 

 

I hate it when you're right.

 

 

 

I will say, however, that I think Cosby could whip Carlton's ass six ways from last week. So there.

[Guest Incandenza]

NOTHING sunk The Cosby Show. Lisa Bonet tried--what with her appearing in that filthy move Angel Heart; allowing a degenerate like Mickey Rourke mount her, his firm ass bobbing between her mocha thighs. She crossed Cosby, and you know what happened to her? She gave a horrible performance in an otherwise superb High Fidelity.

[Guest Kinetic]

But if it came down to Uncle Phil against Cliff Huxtable, I guaran-damn-tee that Banks could mop the floor with Huxtable's Jello-shilling ass. I do think that Lisa Bonet could take Hillary, though. No doubt.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

The Fresh Prince was a great show... once again, at first. Will Smith's egomania sank that ship too. But for the first few seasons, that was a class show.

[Guest SP-1]

I don't know. Hilary is one tricky lady. She has the stupid act nailed down but I'm sure she knows how to slice a neck with a credit card easy.

 

As for Uncle Phil and Cliff . . . well, that'd be a battle for the ages. I don't think it would be so simple. Cosby's ability to make various faces, and the arsenal of Jell-O that I'm sure he keeps stashed somewhere on his body, lead me to believe that he could at least drag such a bout out for a while before Banks inevitably eats him.

[Guest Kinetic]

I think Banks' size advantage would be too much for Huxtable to overcome. Cliff would tire himself out quickly with the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', after which he'd be an easy target for the Bel-Air judge.

 

Carlton vs. Theo would be interesting, though.

[Guest SP-1]

I would use sheer talent to judge Carlton vs. Theo, but the fact that neither held down a series after their initial success, at least not on a big time network, kind of limits an advantage for either in my perception.

 

If we're talking solely about characters, I'd say that Theo would lose after a hard fought battle. He had a playful, light-hearted intelligence about him, but Carlton, I think, has an underlying element of evil cunning about him, in my opinion. The dimwit rich kid act is just a gimmick.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hmm. Carlton was in fairly good shape, whereas Theo was looking kinda doughy the last I saw him.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Carlton is a lot more thugged out than Theo. Edge: Carlton.

[Guest B-X]

Thanks guys. This thread gave me a lot of laughs.

 

It sorta degenerated into a "worst flamer ever" type deal after I started "planning" the argument with CWM. All in good fun.