Guest Angel_Grace_Blue Posted January 20, 2003 Report Posted January 20, 2003 Stupid TBS, making a JL PPV, sorta forcing me to do a Border Run for you leaguers...And, damn, these leaguers, save IL and a few more, have no clue as to what a border run is... Erf, basically, you make requests for things from Mexico/South/Central America, and, if you win, I'll go there and bring them to you, and stuff. All requests are to go in this thread and this thread only. Any stupid requests (Ie, something non-Mexican/South/Central American, like ice cream, or Japanese wenches.) will be disregarded, and I'll deliver a swift kick to the ovaries for your stupidity. I think that's it, as always, bookers, commishes, retirees, etc., are allowed to make requests, which will be granted, blah, blah, blah.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted January 20, 2003 Report Posted January 20, 2003 Well, let's show the JL'ers how it's done.... I would like the following: - The skull of Pancho Villa with 20 pesos inside. - The people who invented the Macarena, as well as an AK-47 assault rifle so I can blow their heads off. - Of course, some fine Mexican hash - And last, but not least, a Panamanian equivalant of Mr. T
Rawknight Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Well that's hard to follow... how about fetching me A signed Brujeria album (the one with Seis Seis Seis on it) Pablo Escobar's gold fillings An authentic Poncho a Shocker 1000% Guapo t-shirt Some Pan Pipes Some of Psicosis' hair (which he lost to Vampiro i think) Danath Ramnarine's cricket pads a tape of Argentinian league Rugby a seat from the Maracana and finally the most common thing in Central America... A CIA Assasin set to depose elected left wing governments.
Guest Longdogger_Pete Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 I would like 19 Mexican guerrillas sent to the Clusterfuck, where they will secretly incapacitate every other entrant in the battle royal and take their places in the ring. And I'm going to break one of Godrea's rules and ask for ice cream -- but that's because I'm allergic to Mexican food. Really.
Guest Crowe Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 ... Some expensive heroin would be nice.
janusd Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Eh, even though it's a major tossup to win the Mall Brawl, why the heck not. - Samples of various Mexican alcamahols for....study purposes. - a donkey wearing a huge-arse sombrero. - to steal a page from TBS...the Panamaian equivalent of the whole A-Team - a small legion of Mexican midgets - And lastly....any famous wrestler from across the border whose future career will be to job to me.
Guest Goodear Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 I would like one of them luchadore masks. So the world can finally know the horror that is EL TACO RUDO!
Guest Insanityman Posted January 21, 2003 Report Posted January 21, 2003 Okay, Crowe took heroin- so in place of that opium, if that's not excluse to any South Amercian country then humbug. Then some midgets named "Midjit" wearing a cape... then kidnap Super Crazy and beat the shit out of him- so I can keep the name "Insane Luchador."
Guest Freakish_Twist_Of_Fate Posted January 22, 2003 Report Posted January 22, 2003 Well... Since I haven't chimed in: - Several crates of fine Mejicano booze... Jose Cuervo, Dos Equis, and Corona... Just to name a few. - A chiuahua so I can try to sue Taco Bell for copyright infringement, or something like that. - Speaking of Mexican food, find me the biggest, meatiest chimichanga possible. - And, while you're at it... Can you go down there and have someone clone Shakira for me? If you can, bring her back with a spiked collar and a cat-o-nines.
Secret Agent Posted January 23, 2003 Report Posted January 23, 2003 Hrmm ok, -Some bottled Mexican water. -An authentic pinata. -Miss. Mexico! (Im sure there is a mexican version of the Miss America pagent) -The Mask Ejiro asked for, but give it to me instead of him. -An enchilida!
Guest SupaTaft Posted January 25, 2003 Report Posted January 25, 2003 Some Jorge Gonzales sideburn hair. -Taft
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