Buff Bagwell auctioning off 5 minute phone call

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

From the "Oh how the mighty have fallen" dept.: Steve sent along a link to an EBAY auction that just cracked me up. It seems Buff Bagwell is auctioning off a chance for some "lucky bidder" to call him and have a five minute phone conversation. The opening bid is a measly ten dollars and yet with a little more than a day left in the bidding, not one person has decided to pay for the privilege. Who would have thought!

 

from 1wrestling.com

[Guest Ram]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=16071

 

It's up to $78. Still a sad (happy?) site to see. At least other guys went out with a fight. This is just...sad.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Well, it wouldn't be the first time Buff has phoned it in.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I'd give a couple bucks to yell at him uncensored for 5 minutes.

[Guest Respect The 'Taker]

People are paying close to $100 to speak with BUFF BAGWELL for frikken five minutes?

 

This is insane, who the hell CARES what this moron has to say?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Someone should pay the money, call him up, call him a dildo, then hang up on him.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

How much do you wanna bet the prick cuts the person off RIGHT AT 5 minutes.

 

4 minutes 56 seconds.

 

"Listen buddy, I gotta go."

 

He's probably going to time the phone call with some cheap tv dinner he's nuking in the microwave.

[Guest converge241]

"hey this is Buff............Im the stuff!"

"Marcus get off the damn phone and clean up your room!"

"but mom im on the phone with the Ebay auction winner!"

"dont sass me Marcus. Im a former tag champion, now get off the phone or im grounding you for 2 months!"

"but Mom ill miss very important title matches for various world class wrestling organizations based out of: Montana, Guam, Siberia, and uncharted territory in Alaska"

"just say goodbye to them and GET OFF THE PHONE"

"im sorry roddy piper..i cant be your new NOT GAY male assistant.. thanks for calling and bidding"

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

There is a lesson in here somewhere about burning bridges.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I'd like to call him up and as soon as he answers great him with the bullhorn...and do everything in my power to get him to hang up early so I can demand a refund

[Guest HartFan86]

Bagwell. Life. Now.

[Guest HartFan86]

135 DOLLARS???? WHAT THE FUCK????????

 

Holy shit. That's hilarious.

 

I find it even more funny that 4 retractions have taken place on this bid. What a joke.

[Ultimo Dugas 0]

Now its ridiculous. $510 is being thrown away.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

If I didn't want to ruin my steller Ebay rating of 2 I would do add to the bogus bids

[Guest bob_barron]

Buff probably calls you collect

[Guest treble charged]

"hey this is Buff............Im the stuff!"

"Marcus get off the damn phone and clean up your room!"

"but mom im on the phone with the Ebay auction winner!"

"dont sass me Marcus. Im a former tag champion, now get off the phone or im grounding you for 2 months!"

"but Mom ill miss very important title matches for various world class wrestling organizations based out of: Montana, Guam, Siberia, and uncharted territory in Alaska"

"just say goodbye to them and GET OFF THE PHONE"

"im sorry roddy piper..i cant be your new NOT GAY male assistant.. thanks for calling and bidding"

Hmm, I think I'd rather talk to Judy than Buff. At least she wouldn't use tired catchphrases all the time.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Whoever wins the thing should talk to him for the whole five minutes about the match with booker t that sank the invasion.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Chances are when you call, you'll get Judy, saying Buff can't come to the phone has he sprained his quiff.

[Guest Sandman9000]

It's 30 seconds of Buff and the rest of the time is his mom yelling at you about how the evil internet fans ruined her baby's career.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Chances are when you call, you'll get Judy, saying Buff can't come to the phone has he sprained his quiff.

Or "Buff's grounded for sass back, he'll call you later"

 

I bet the buyer's going to have to pay for the long distance charges too

[Guest Bruiser Chong]

The guy who won has a feedback rating of 0. I'm sure that this guy is a deadbeat bidder. Just watch; this thing will be seen again cause the winner will not pay.

[Guest dreamer420]

Poor Buff. He is unable to get a decent job in the industry because of his shitty attitude and even shittier workrate.

 

I would love the chance to ask him what the fuck was going through his mind when he had his WCW title match against Booker on RAW.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Poor Buff. He is unable to get a decent job in the industry because of his shitty attitude and even shittier workrate.

 

I would love the chance to ask him what the fuck was going through his mind when he had his WCW title match against Booker on RAW.

I saw his shoot interview (WHICH SUCKS!) he doesn't seem to know how really bad he is...and he wouldn't go into major detail on anything.

 

His take on why his match with Booker went so bad was because WCW hadn't run in that town before, so no one there knew who they were...

 

Right Buffy, just keeping telling yourself that if it makes you sleep better at nights. Anyone with cable tv who watched wrestling had an idea of who Booker and Buffer were.

[Guest bob_barron]

Anyone think the winning bidder was Scotty Riggs??

[ravenlo 0]

What about Del Wilkes?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

See, now if Vince had any business sense he would have placed the winning bid and called Buff while live on RAW and explain to him why he has to resort to this type of thing.

 

That's TV!

[King Cucaracha 0]

See, now if Vince had any business sense he would have placed the winning bid and called Buff while live on RAW and explain to him why he has to resort to this type of thing.

 

That's TV!

That'd be one of the funniest Raw moments ever...if Buff was forced to stay on for 5 minutes. Plus, it's the least Vince should do after Buff's performance against the Bookerman.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Someone should ask the buyer if he's actually going to pay or not. You can do that as long as you have an Ebay account yourself

[Guest T®ITEC]

The winning bidder registered on Tuesday.

 

Poor, stupid Bagwell.

[Guest Downhome]

The winning bidder registered on Tuesday.

 

Poor, stupid Bagwell.

Maybe they are such a HUGE Buff fan, that he just had to register just to win this great auction! It's possible, right?

 

Right?

 

I mean, it's BUFF BAGWELL!

 

RIGHT!?

 

Ok, maybe not.